🐴🌺 groove with me baby

runescape has really fucked up my perspective on how bad a grind is, in ff14 i recently got my crafting and gathering skills maxed out in about 4 days of mostly paying attention to the game for those days. 4 days is nothing in runescape that gets you to 99 in an easy skill.

op was sneak dissing in a rival tribal wars clan, had to noble his ass.

you see people on social media trying to be all relatable and shit but they always miss the mark, there some extremely low hanging fruit just left there, for example: i hate paying for things who else is with me

If she kill me with her thighs it better be a closed casket funeral else what was the fucking point

🐯✨ got GDQ up on the living room TV, everyone's hanging out, parallel playing FFXIV. feels like 2014 again. it's nice.

I'm so gay when my mother attempted to breastfeed me as a baby I teleported her away. Never to be found.

took a bath before i could tell the "i haven't bathed all year" joke i've already fucked it see y'all in 2027

text to speech not wanting to recognize swear words is fudging anti Scottish discrimination

I NEED TO UPLOAD THE BABEHOG VIDEO HERE

I put a crisp lincoln on my tagless beanie baby and the note vanished, being unable to exist in contact with my capitalism nullifying plush.

cut the tags off beanie babies and render them unresellable, freeing them from this capitalist hell. We may not be able to escape so easily but for you my small friends we do this. Triumph against capitalism, for those we have lost; for those we may yet save.

I'm allergic to cum. And i need an EpiPen.

its all fun and games until your polycule DEMANDS augmented reality bear adventure advent calenders

i got a phone call from the number 7 today. Mate you fucking ate 9 i aint picking up the phone

i gubbed a cheeky wee half eccy and have to take a historic photo fuck

i think the most typical transmac name is peace, spelled piece, but then changed on a whim to pierce, but spelled pyerce.

i still haven't made my mind up about winrar i think ill keep the trial going for a little longer

got called a noob today, theres a good chance i was being called a noob before this person was even born. that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"

Can I come over your house and do this

being knowable is the classic eldritch horror fighting blunder, you gotta be unknowable, your gender should only be able to be expressed with an explosion of hornets from your mouth and your clothes should remind the unbidden ones of the stockholm sunset in 1971 march 12th

daytrading in Jita got me convinced idozers work

im calling it, when hbomberguy releases his video on adobe their stock will take a 17% hit. This means everyone should short adobes stock. this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.

i've been pronouncing everything wrong, wikipedia tells me i should be pronouncing by a series of schwiggles

excuse me?

when i was small i was told that if i turned the lights on and off really fast I'd blow the lightbulb so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.

opened a fortune cookie asking if my driving test was going to go well "True happiness comes from within" fuck

i really want to put "nunya" if asked for explanations for my job gap live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.

Had the dentist tell me electric toothbrushes are normally overrated and overadvised but in my case it would be good. I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.

Just learned that cars have a thing called a "bite point" and im looking forward to being bitten by a car

I'll never be as cool as my dad, getting fucked up at a rave in an active minefield.

Whenever someone tells the fire marshal about something, its always fixed the next fucking day. We should tell the fire marshal about capitalism, has anyone thought to do that?! Putting profits over people increases the chance of a fire after all.

i'm tired of doing this streaming thing dog

restaurant near me offered a £25 discount for having ordered 5 times, now thats a discount with fucking cojones

shout out to my boy salt the best preservative, no additives! Doubles as a transmasc name too

we need something that turns traffic signs into anime girls to encourage learning in the youth, i want stopsign-chan to be cute but very easily upset if you disobey the stop sign so you feel bad, the alternative is running a stop sign and putting peoples lives at risk. Get it to parliament!

you know those classes some people took where you had to take care of the baby for a while is there a similar class for pastry chef trainees and sourdough starters, and if you kill it you fail

you've heard of a mean lasagna now its time for a cruel lasagna

i dont really get nervous, i have anxiety, but i dont get nervous, i think anyone who doesn't feel the same way is going to think thats really fucked up so i wanted to share.

just saw a restaurant with "cucumber & carrot sticks with hummus" on their kids menu what the fuck

when you're autistic SO many people have an olympic gold medal at misunderstanding what you said to mean something bad, i fucking hate it.

If someone asks me for ideas for drawing i always tell them to do a centaur doing a backflip. I think i am a bad person yeah

gonna attach a capacitor and antenna to my contactless credit card and keep increasing the juice until it pays for something

i was thinking the alphabet was ordered to avoid spelling any words, but if thats the case do you think the guy who did that had an archnemesis who made it so we use "a" as a word fucked up world we live in

its too late for me i've become addicted to enumerated types

whenever i hear someone say something along the lines of "those are just haters in their mothers basement with nothing in their lives" i know that they were caught in the haters domain expansion and hit with their unavoidable troll attack

When i was young i would play a game called "spiders" where i'd get a roll of cellotape and stick it to the wall, draw it out, stick that bit to the wall, over and over until the entire roll was used and the hallway was just covered wall to wall with cellotape

Leave a biodegradable get well soon card on margaret thatchers grave to immediately fill your postironic shitposting meter

i think they should put glaang in fortnite

pronoun use in umamusume is fun, you can say "she is everyones dad" and people know what you mean, you can also change pronouns about a horse to change if you mean them IRL or if you mean them ingame, i think its fun that gender pronouns can carry context like that