Honestly, @freezepopband.bsky.social remixes slap.

Vitaly Ugolnikov

Another day, another mini mental breakdown.

OMG I had not. That's fabulously goofy. Thanks for the heads up! I have those legs, but I don't have the super hench torso! I'm specifically fascinated by the plastic make up look (a kink I share with @jonasiason.bsky.social for the android fakeness) www.reddit.com/r/whatthefro...

"Am I so stoic and pessimistic that I think Disney announcing the 'Latin Days' for their parks is an elaborately overthought plan by ICE? "No, it's the children that are wrong..."

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

It finally happened. In a severe case of anachronistic serendipity, my YT algorithm caused Taste the Biscuit to appear in front of me. And it's caused me to pause. Like...wut? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gchg...

Susan Stryker continues to be absolutely amazing.

I grew up on these streets.

What are everyone's nerdcentricities (TM)? Meaning some fixation that you could easily give a five hour TED Talk about? Mine is pinball. Cut my gaming teeth at 3, standing on a chair in front of the cabinet to see the play field and frantically flipping flippers.

Then, suddenly, gym time. What? It's been a while, so sue me.

Antoine Vaillant #legporn

Me, knowing what I know at work, and waiting for the ensuing shit show:

I love pancakes.

The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.

The proximity of two pure male bodies leads necessarily to contact and mutual admiration, the feel of each other’s solid flesh kicks off a wave of signals rippling through their decentralised nervous systems, an emergent property known as pleasure.

Mass shifts as you open the door. Mass twitches as your hands cup its lats. Mass shivers as your tongue leaves trails on its gorilla back. Mass clenches, mass pulses, hard. Mass is in eternal present, ready for your use. Mass does not need to be human to be most majestic, most powerful altar of sex.

Press the 💙 if you love yourself. I'm trying to prove a point. And piggyback on a trending skeet but make it nice, I guess?

Soooo, I've been in a holding pattern since June, and I haven't seen any discernable changes, so there's that. Work has been demanding more of my mental energy, unfortunately, and that does affect your motivation to basically do more.

@dredlifter.bsky.social has been showing some amazing gains, and even on his knees he is taller than the tallest men, to say nothing of biceps bigger than "normal" sized men's heads. #giantfantasy #giantmuscle #giantmale #malegiant #macrofantasy #macrophilia #sizesky #kaijusizedmen

good news everybody

❤️🤍💙

"Bro, life without you is like this bottle of Coke." "How?" "Empty" "Bro..."

Wow, I'm first gen. So that means I'm hella old.

Was working tonight in the spice section when something hit me. It was a salt.

If you're late to the shit show, the VP is on Bluesky. Just block him.

Seeing as how the couch fucker isn't also trolling Pinterest and Threads, his deciding to come here seems like direct evidence that Bluesky is not only not dying, its existence is bothering the worst people in the world.

HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚