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listen to good music try to be kind
Why is my feed filled with mayonnaise love? Worst of the condiments.
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What is the peak breakfast pastry?
13 days ago
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Hi my name is Llama and I can’t beatbox. What talent do you lack?
14 days ago
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We also talked Taper’s Choice.
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19 days ago
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Ohhhhh shit the Choice coming to the 3rd coast.
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20 days ago
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Remember when Goose fans had to publish a guide to pleasing girls? Lol
23 days ago
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I thought the artist text to thing was gonna be cool but the Paul McCartney one just has me thinking, put down the phone and go outside you already texted me this yesterday.
25 days ago
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What’s a professional way to say okie dokie artichokie in a teams meeting? These fools need to take me more seriouslier.
25 days ago
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One day it’s all the fuck the boomers skeets, now it’s all gen-z can’t read and they’re soft skeets. Time to schedule my colonoscopy I guess.
27 days ago
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Does it matter that Guy doesn’t swallow? You still taste it if you spit it out. The only thing that changed is the exit direction.
28 days ago
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Is screaming into the void a form of self care?
28 days ago
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Infest The Pat’s Nest
28 days ago
Today would have been Miles Davis’s 100th birthday. Miles’s electric bands from the late 60’s and early/mid 70’s are the best collective group of live improvisers that the world might ever see.
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my favorite shirts have food stains on them I wanna be crisp & clean but I get hungry man my favorite shirts have food stains on them how’s this dude’s shirt so clean we just left the taco stand my favorite shirts have food stains on them even when they are clean maybe I should wear an apron
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Slightly increase a band. Vampire Week
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Taper’s Choice 1.0 really was for the coastal elites. Wonder if 2.0 is gonna spend time in the heartland.
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This new Broken Social Scene record is so good.
about 2 months ago
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Is it possible to find fresh yeast in America?
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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I’m pretty sure all I do in this episode is eat tacos. 🌮 🌮
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about 2 months ago
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Just logged on. Anything worth catching up on?
about 2 months ago
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What’s a good funk album many people don’t know about?
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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The amount of times the local station has to remind people not to go outside to take pictures of tornadoes is wild.
2 months ago
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4 tornado watches at once. They’re ganging up on us.
2 months ago
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I think they need a bigger penalty box* I’m watching on mute so I have new clue what’s happening
2 months ago
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What birds are left for me to name my Jamband after? Puffin Tomtit
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help I need a bird band name but another band hasn’t previously used. Ptarmigan is a bird right?
2 months ago
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Do you randomly remember something and suddenly you’re angry at it all over again? Like just now I remembered my dental surgeon person having a full blown conversation with their assistant about how they didn’t like the food in Italy?
2 months ago
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Angine de Poitrine is the best Canadian music act of the last ten years. This stuff is insane.
2 months ago
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Merriam-Webster
2 months ago
'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.
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Ditto
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Sphere N3
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2 months ago
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Finally got the Sphere fomo.
2 months ago
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I can’t explain it but Bend, OR just feels like the whole town is in a polyamorous relationship
2 months ago
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Fad Albert
3 months ago
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G&Ts for lyfe
3 months ago
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The brightest mornings alway come after the darkest storms.
3 months ago
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When flying and there are three people in your row, who gets the armrests? Aisle Middle Or Window
3 months ago
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Magdalena *Maggie* Kazmierowski
3 months ago
We’re so excited for *TODAY’S* PHEMA Town Hall! 8p edt / 5 pdt at
phema.org/townhall
! (Link in bio) Learn about PHEMA’s plans + our healthcare initiative, earn show tix, contribute your skills to help our community thrive + more! Thanks for your support + sharing! See you there! :) â•️➕♥️
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Chuck Norris passed. His career got such a resurgence thanks to the internet. I still remember the Chuck Norris jokes like it was yesterday. In his memory post your favorite one: The Bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
3 months ago
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Here’s some
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3 months ago
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I’m fucking lit for LaMP tonight!!!
3 months ago
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It’s just a shit day all around today.
3 months ago
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Seeing LaMP tonight!!!!
3 months ago
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I’m sorry but Sturgil made such a big deal about not putting it on streaming and buying a physical copy that he should of made sure the records came last Friday. Bands that stream still ship their records in time for release day. I still haven’t gotten mine and it’s not in my state yet.
3 months ago
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There’s an argument to be made that pizza is just an open faced sandwich meaning that when you fold your slice in half you just made a sandwich
3 months ago
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TIL Herb Alpert is still alive and touring 🤯🤯
3 months ago
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Just witnessed a dude Lean over the Outfield wall into the field of play and catch a ball. Like completely ignored the giant yellow divider. Just unbelievable.
3 months ago
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Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not
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3 months ago
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Power Point is the arts & crafts part of work. Some people make good to great things. Most people however have slide decks that look like a flaming pile of shit.
3 months ago
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Name a movie starting with the letter H
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4 months ago
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Goose + Geese Birds of a Feather Tour 2027
4 months ago
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