Why is my feed filled with mayonnaise love? Worst of the condiments.

What is the peak breakfast pastry?

Hi my name is Llama and I can’t beatbox. What talent do you lack?

We also talked Taper’s Choice.

Ohhhhh shit the Choice coming to the 3rd coast.

Remember when Goose fans had to publish a guide to pleasing girls? Lol

I thought the artist text to thing was gonna be cool but the Paul McCartney one just has me thinking, put down the phone and go outside you already texted me this yesterday.

What’s a professional way to say okie dokie artichokie in a teams meeting? These fools need to take me more seriouslier.

One day it’s all the fuck the boomers skeets, now it’s all gen-z can’t read and they’re soft skeets. Time to schedule my colonoscopy I guess.

Does it matter that Guy doesn’t swallow? You still taste it if you spit it out. The only thing that changed is the exit direction.

Is screaming into the void a form of self care?

Today would have been Miles Davis’s 100th birthday. Miles’s electric bands from the late 60’s and early/mid 70’s are the best collective group of live improvisers that the world might ever see.

my favorite shirts have food stains on them I wanna be crisp & clean but I get hungry man my favorite shirts have food stains on them how’s this dude’s shirt so clean we just left the taco stand my favorite shirts have food stains on them even when they are clean maybe I should wear an apron

Slightly increase a band. Vampire Week

Taper’s Choice 1.0 really was for the coastal elites. Wonder if 2.0 is gonna spend time in the heartland.

This new Broken Social Scene record is so good.

Is it possible to find fresh yeast in America?

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I’m pretty sure all I do in this episode is eat tacos. 🌮 🌮

Just logged on. Anything worth catching up on?

What’s a good funk album many people don’t know about?

The amount of times the local station has to remind people not to go outside to take pictures of tornadoes is wild.

4 tornado watches at once. They’re ganging up on us.

I think they need a bigger penalty box* I’m watching on mute so I have new clue what’s happening

What birds are left for me to name my Jamband after? Puffin Tomtit @siriusshawn.bsky.social help I need a bird band name but another band hasn’t previously used. Ptarmigan is a bird right?

Do you randomly remember something and suddenly you’re angry at it all over again? Like just now I remembered my dental surgeon person having a full blown conversation with their assistant about how they didn’t like the food in Italy?

Angine de Poitrine is the best Canadian music act of the last ten years. This stuff is insane.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Ditto #pick5 Sphere N3

Finally got the Sphere fomo.

I can’t explain it but Bend, OR just feels like the whole town is in a polyamorous relationship

G&Ts for lyfe

The brightest mornings alway come after the darkest storms.

When flying and there are three people in your row, who gets the armrests? Aisle Middle Or Window

We’re so excited for *TODAY’S* PHEMA Town Hall! 8p edt / 5 pdt at phema.org/townhall! (Link in bio) Learn about PHEMA’s plans + our healthcare initiative, earn show tix, contribute your skills to help our community thrive + more! Thanks for your support + sharing! See you there! :) ⭕️➕♥️ @phema.org

Chuck Norris passed. His career got such a resurgence thanks to the internet. I still remember the Chuck Norris jokes like it was yesterday. In his memory post your favorite one: The Bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Here’s some #keyboardporn for @rystorm.bsky.social

I’m fucking lit for LaMP tonight!!!

It’s just a shit day all around today.

Seeing LaMP tonight!!!!

I’m sorry but Sturgil made such a big deal about not putting it on streaming and buying a physical copy that he should of made sure the records came last Friday. Bands that stream still ship their records in time for release day. I still haven’t gotten mine and it’s not in my state yet.

There’s an argument to be made that pizza is just an open faced sandwich meaning that when you fold your slice in half you just made a sandwich

TIL Herb Alpert is still alive and touring 🤯🤯

Just witnessed a dude Lean over the Outfield wall into the field of play and catch a ball. Like completely ignored the giant yellow divider. Just unbelievable.

Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not

Power Point is the arts & crafts part of work. Some people make good to great things. Most people however have slide decks that look like a flaming pile of shit.

Name a movie starting with the letter H

Goose + Geese Birds of a Feather Tour 2027