When flying and there are three people in your row, who gets the armrests? Aisle Middle Or Window

We’re so excited for *TODAY’S* PHEMA Town Hall! 8p edt / 5 pdt at phema.org/townhall! (Link in bio) Learn about PHEMA’s plans + our healthcare initiative, earn show tix, contribute your skills to help our community thrive + more! Thanks for your support + sharing! See you there! :) ⭕️➕♥️ @phema.org

Chuck Norris passed. His career got such a resurgence thanks to the internet. I still remember the Chuck Norris jokes like it was yesterday. In his memory post your favorite one: The Bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Here’s some #keyboardporn for @rystorm.bsky.social

I’m fucking lit for LaMP tonight!!!

It’s just a shit day all around today.

Seeing LaMP tonight!!!!

I’m sorry but Sturgil made such a big deal about not putting it on streaming and buying a physical copy that he should of made sure the records came last Friday. Bands that stream still ship their records in time for release day. I still haven’t gotten mine and it’s not in my state yet.

There’s an argument to be made that pizza is just an open faced sandwich meaning that when you fold your slice in half you just made a sandwich

TIL Herb Alpert is still alive and touring 🤯🤯

Just witnessed a dude Lean over the Outfield wall into the field of play and catch a ball. Like completely ignored the giant yellow divider. Just unbelievable.

Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not

Power Point is the arts & crafts part of work. Some people make good to great things. Most people however have slide decks that look like a flaming pile of shit.

Name a movie starting with the letter H

Goose + Geese Birds of a Feather Tour 2027

A Seinfeld reboot but this time the Jerry character is a podcaster.

My favorite part of traffic is the part where you scream the most vile and hateful shit about/at the drivers around you to your empty car while an ‘02 Piper slowly builds around you.

Iykyk

That last TVOTR album is criminally underrated.

Cool cool cool

😢😢

I’ve been watching the mixed doubles curling round robin and it’s always been one man and one woman doing commentary. I’m watching the gold medal match the US is in (obviously increasing viewership) and the commentary is two men. I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure that’s sexist and fucked up

Any custy wooks out there with oven recommendations? 30in size

Now that we’ve seen how the richest of the rich run things, can we see how those below the poverty line would run things?

This curling match is stressing me out.

Rough first end.

It’s curling time. 🇺🇸v🇬🇧

I think we need someone to Jerry McGuire the artist representation industry.

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

It’s US Curling time!!!! Woooooo! I plan on getting swept up by the curling competition this Olympics.

People who hold up security at the airport should automatically have their precheck status revoked

WOOOOO

N1 of tour is up now for your listening pleasure: archive.org/details/tc20...

Taper’s tonight!!!!!

Happy Birthday @magkaz.bsky.social I hope it’s fantabulous.

Llama Wolfman’s Brother Blaze On The Other One Bathtub Gin #pick5 #phish

to be very clear @zzyzx.bsky.social ‘s www.ihoz.com site is THE phish stats site, stats on @phish.net work in concert w IHOZ last I heard at least

I forgot the Gumbo on a live one had horns!!! 🎷 🎺

If you done write good, tell us about the Phish on The™️ Phish stats site. Maybe you’ll learn us a thing or two.

1) My Face 2) My presence 3) Speaking 4) Existing 5) Socializing

Does anyone play the new NYT game Crossplay aka scrabble.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Damageplan Death Cab for Cutie Jeff Mangum Band of Horses Geese

What jam (from any band) gives you same rush of adrenaline and anxiety that a Safdie film does?

What’s the alternative to good reads to track your reading?

“Hey Ya” is the best single from the 2000’s. Such a great song.

Mom was an influencer & dad had podcast, of course I’m fucked up.

Anyone going to the Taper’s shows in Philly, Brooklyn, or DC? If so, and you want a copy of the fan newsletter and a sticker let me know.

Hard to believe we lost Bowie 10 years ago. Things have been downhill pretty much since then.