Shame to see West Ham go down like this. They deserved to stay more today.

It may have been a mistake to check through the drunk texts I sent to my poor unsuspecting girlfriend. Not pictured is my ellaborate conspiracy theory that Channing Tatum is a closet bisexual...

Last night I got drunk and tried watching St. Trinians. When I saw Russell Brand play a scummy teacher who gives alcohol to teenage girls and actively pursues them... I saw red. Now my girlfriend has several drunk videos of me going on mad rants about that nonce and calling him a cunt many times.

And our Football League survival will be secured in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… (sorry Barrow) #ncafc 🧡🖤 #BarrowAFC #WeAreBarrow ⚪️🔵

I'd really appreciate it if a family funeral and Newport County's relegation did not happen in the same week. Have a go lads, if you would please.

Brb, off to protect the President

#ncafc I miss the NFL.

#ncafc I miss the NFL.

Kenneth Branagh whenever he directs a film.

36 hours after the 3rd divorce kicks in

Funny how the most MAGA dickhead I've ever (briefly) known was a Commanders fan

DIRTY SWINDON F*CKS

When the really sad song from Muppet's Christmas Carol comes on as your wrapping presents. So you try to stop your tears messing up the wrapping paper...

Autumn is the best season. Let's friggin' gooooo

When you, a Newport County supporter, text your Cheltenham Town supporting friend and accidentally summon a manager sack.

As always, if you got a mention, you have to RT - it's the rules! @cymruollie.bsky.social, @blairinho.bsky.social, @boomstronk.bsky.social, @sotonexile.bsky.social, @mrejbaker.bsky.social, @paullimbim.bsky.social, @dajevans89.bsky.social Thanks for all your contributions!

Big up the Lionesses!!

Is this a bad time to mention that I predicted Spain to win the Women's Euros since the start of the tournament...? .... Either way, Come on England! It's coming home!

Honestly.... How has Ric Flair managed to outlive Hulk Hogan?

Putting beers in my room tonight for the beer thief. Rest in peace Ozzy Osbourne

Never felt more personally attacked in my life. Though I will say! Playing Metal Gear Solid 3 infers the ownership of a PS2 regardless. The PS2 should be switched out for the Xiao Xiao cartoons on Newgrounds... or just Newgrounds in general.

Inglorious Basterds is Quentin Tarantino's Best Film.

I will honestly never forgive Budweiser for taking over the brewing of San Miguel in the UK.... and destroying my favourite beer. You deserve peasants deaths.

The new Pope's from Chicago is he...?

I'm just saying.... In wrestling, if you win the last match then you win the feud.

If Wrexham get automatic promotion by beating my Dad's team I am going to go absolutely feral.

How the British media report on Ryan Reynolds (and Rob McElhenney) attending Wrexham matches.

The Pope on Easter.

When you rewatch The Matrix and the guy at the start calls Neo his "personal Jesus Christ" and tells him he needs to "unplug"

If I had a time machine... I would go back to 2001 and tell Seth McFarlane to make the flight.

I genuinely believe this to be the case. The reason Trump is imposing tariffs of 20% on the EU and the lesser 10% on the UK is so it allows Nigel Farage to brag about Brexit benefiting the UK and helping his future election bid. Which would allow for Trump and PM Farage to sell off the NHS...

Most of us today

Watching Scott Pilgrim VS. The World months before my 32nd birthday. I remember a time when this insult was funny because "28" seemed like a comically old age...

Captain's Log. Start Date 23/03/2025. Another friend in work has mistaken me for being Welsh because I wear a Newport County hoodie in. They cannot find out. If those Liverpool supporting Welsh lads find out I'm a Newport County supporting Englishman.... they may be confused.

I was enjoying watching the trailer for the next series of Black Mirror... ... Till I saw the lad in the Wrexham shirt ...

Oh no.

I have maintained a good record for 14 years at predicting Oscar winners at around 66%. Last night destroyed my average with 7/23 and I.... honestly don't know what to do with myself. Villain era begins now...

As we watch the #Oscars tonight. Please keep Lt. Frank Drebin in your thoughts. Not only did this brave man prevent a terrorist attack at the 1994 Academy Awards but nine months later he would chase down OJ Simpson in a local hospital. A True Hero.

This just means Right-Wing grifters on youtube talking about movies will spiral into panic and just start blaming black and LGBTQ+ actors directly instead of using their scapegoat.

#NowWatching Joy (2015)

#NowWatching JFK (1991)

#NowWatching Baby Driver (2017)

#Nowwatching The Apprentice (2024)

Blue Sky On Mars.