I just don’t like it over here, I’m sorry!!

My kid is 5.5 but even now when I come across infant parenting advice that says “sleepy but awake” I feel the urge to scream

BREAKING: June 2023 has blown away all prior records for the month of June, coming in at a staggering 0.16C above the prior record set in 2019. It was around 1.46C above the typical temperatures we saw in June in the preindustrial era (1850-1899).

“I don’t think I have it in me to try another app” I say as I log in and inject my consciousness into a new interface

You can’t say crackers on Bluesky? Sounds like a problem created by

The Bear really is the best show out right now and I really resisted but nope it’s fucking great. And it’s possible I might use a strainer to make omelets from now on?

Even with affirmative action gone, black achievement will be framed as somehow unearned. That line of argument predated affirmative action and will outlive it

A breathtaking level of cruelty toward workers.

Does she have extraordinary fashion sense or is she just extraordinarily skinny

I hope the orcas hear about Russia

Lmao Elon is gonna die- he’s one of those rich weirdos who does cocaine and surrounds himself with sycophants, Zuckerberg is one of those rich weirdos who learns ancient killing techniques and has a diet designed for maximum efficiency

Oh I forgot I was here. Not just bluesky. Earth.

So are things ever going to cost less or

Oh I’ve been neglecting this site. I hope Leonardo DiCaprio woke up feeling like an old man today.

Ooh Kellyanne Conway got pulled into the mess?

The writers are escalating their strike tactics!!

Stop calling it vigilante justice. Jordan Neely committed no crime.

Everybody has seen Alf’s dick but me what am I doing wrong

Someone on Twitter said that 6 eggs is the normal amount of eggs one uses when making an omelette for oneself and idk sure if you’re the king of England

Support the WGA strike, writers. Don’t be a scab, even if it seems like “a great opportunity.”

Gonna be in New York next week. Wish I could tell Eric Adams how much he sucks to his face.

Hello Bluesky. Justice for Jordan Neely