she bounce on my house till i boingo

what if stephen hawking invented a black hole for football and beer and bitches fuck yeah 🍻

me when i lie

my girls a turkey the way she getting stuffed on thanksgiving

i’m on that good kush and alkahal

y’all ever think 7 feels left out because it got two syllables instead of one

house hous gregory hou se

so uh what’s new with you guys

no nut november got me fucked up… how am i gonna enjoy my tasty peanut butter and jelly sandwiches now 😔

it’s that time of the year where you check your drugs for candy, stay safe yall <3

babies with twitter be like: just sucked on my thumb who up rn

yk… life’s not so bad when you plug your ears and say lalala

happy :)

twitter was so weird. felt like everyone was at the same party and it’s way too cramped and the nacho cheese dip has a weird aftertaste like… im gonna eat the dip, but…

just tried “looking on the bright side” this shit is like crack

so uh, bust any good nuts lately?

“invest in yourself” bro have you seen the graphs lately??

@robinluvsyou.bsky.social is my pookie bby girl. I love her so much. Words can't express how much I adore this person,we might not talk that much,but everytime we get chance to talk I'm always smiling. Thank you for beeing ba part of my life ❤️

she called me a werewolf the way i howled at her full moon

my girl’s a vampire the way she sucks me dry and is scared of sunlight

shawty said she was a freak and i got scared, i don’t fuck with ghouls

do birds think we’re dumbasses that never learned to fly

just smoked a bowl so super mfers started playing football

just played this hype new game “peek-a-boo” with my dad, fucker cheated and turned invisible halfway through

how do i tell my therapist that we need to see other people…

dating my ex was like a horror movie. i laughed, i screamed, and i needed fucking therapy after

just absolutely embarrassed some baby at the big tit suck competition

good morning!

My eX took Twitter in the divorce so now I'm here. *ba dum tss*