Bob gonna send Citizen Bull out of the first hole like a cannonball, be interesting to see if he can carry it the entire distance.

Me: Do you think Chuck Norris could beat a gorilla up Grok: Chuck Norris vs. a gorilla? He'd probably roundhouse kick it into next week before it could blink. One gorilla's no match—Norris is a legend with a beard that screams "I eat danger for breakfast."

We're gonna need a 30 for 30 on this Sanders slide.

This all lining up for the 'racist' Jerry Jones to lick Trump's boots with his new slave in Sanders. 🤣🤣🤣

This first episode of Black Mirror, lol.

IYKYK #Elon #Doge #Musk

Congrats to the Gators on a hard fought game but good lord, get a shot off.

Word of the week: "Circuit Breaker"

Is MAGA owning the Libs yet? 🤣🤣🤣

Here we go …

When the Dems get their asses railed again tonight, wonder if they'll come with a unified message @aoc.bsky.social #Dems #Clueless #Trump #Musk #Elon #Biden

Good gravy, the Celtics would be jealous of this Bama display right now. Phenomenal!!!

Governor Hot Wheels is a next level nickname, god damn it is good.

I have personally cut more out of my $5.4 million office budget then Doge has out of Social Security.

Literally, only an idiot would believe a market going down is a good thing. People are so fucking stupid, like just total puke-fest disgusting.

Janet Petro is a bootlicker

Twitter down on nfl free agency day 😂😂

gotta miss Biden, eggs were cheap, market was a slow steady climb like an Everest summit and Crypto had a bit more stability. It wasn't electric but like an old recliner you always knew was reliable. #Biden #POTUS #TRUMP #MAGA #ELON

Did they finally stop eating the dogs and cats?

Elon's DOGE email address is [email protected] per The Intercept

Running Point on Netflix is must watch!!!

Yes! This! I love how these trust fund babies bitch about veterans when it doesn’t fit their narrative. NOT ONE FUCKING EX-MILITARY CONGRESSPERSON has called this moron out on this that I’ve seen. Ya ain’t going to hit a Homer if you don’t swing.

Democrats are too incompetent to know how to take advantage of this... @aoc.bsky.social @schiff.senate.gov @mcuban.bsky.social Alina Habba on veterans who have been fired from government jobs: "Perhaps they're not fit to have a job at this moment." #Dems #POTUS #Blue #TooStupidToKnow #DoSomething

Dear universities, scientists, lawyers, farmers, workers, artists, doctors... Being silent won't protect you.

Sean Baker, have yourself a night!

@aoc.bsky.social Where is the Dem version of Contract with America? Why are Dems not holding a presser everyday on the Capitol Steps being run by leadership. Get on top of this NOW! Dems need a Contract with America and every Rep and Senator need to get behind it. #Dems #Adrift #POTUS #HelpUs

@aoc.bsky.social Where is the Dem version of Contract with America? Why are Dems not holding a presser everyday on the Capitol Steps being run by leadership. Get on top of this NOW! Dems need a Contract with America and every Rep and Senator need to get behind it. #Dems #Adrift #POTUS #HelpUs

Remember that one time when Biden was POTUS and the markets including crypto was just a fucking bull charge, damn those were great times. #POTUS #Biden #Musk #Elon #Markets #Crypto #Trump

Just a reminder it is "a lot" and not "alot"

Pretty much: hakeem jeffries is an inspiration for lobotomy survivors everywher

Where is the Dems contract with America? A total clueless party that couldn't throw the ball in the ocean if they were in the middle of the Atlantic. #TruthBombs #WhereAreTheDems #ContractWithAmerica #Musk #Elon #POTUS #Dem #Trump #TrumpTheDog

It sure would be a shame if the OPM email address that was set up to collect these to do lists from federal employees went public. Do what you want internet. [email protected] #Opm #Musk #Elon #MAGA #Trump

Remember that one time when Biden was POTUS and egg smuggling wasn't an issue. Damn those were great times!

Grok is the best AI took and frankly it isn't even close.

All these firings, on the spot, how come nobody been filming. They'll be at our facility next week, guarantee I'll have my phone ready.

Where is the #Dems version of Contract with America? Gotta be the most disorganized party with a unified message in the history of the USA. #Merica #Democrats #Russians #USSR #Soviets #POTUS #Musk #Elon #Trump #DonaldTheDog

When Nikita Khrushchev came to power he implemented a destalinization program. I'm afraid at some point we'll need a deMagaization program. #Trump #Elon #Democracy #WhereAreTheDems #Potus #DogWalker #DonaldTheDog

Not a big NASCAR fan but the last 20 laps of Daytona 500 are always a must watch, so exciting.

If you are a federal worker not putting out feelers with your private sector contacts, then you are doing yourself a disservice. Have a plan for when that day comes so you can bounce quickly back into the private sector. May not be the dream job but will give you more time to buy as you look.

If you are a federal worker not putting out feelers with your private sector contacts, then you are doing yourself a disservice. Have a plan for when that day comes so you can bounce quickly back into the private sector. May not be the dream job but will give you more time to buy as you look.

Lost a 10 year old Saint today from LarPar complications. Soon to be fired by Elon, what a fucking great 2025 is shaping up to be. Fuck life.

Craziest Super Bowl Stat: DeVonta Smith become the first-ever player drafted from Alabama to score a TD in the Super Bowl

Fly Eagles Fly. Super Bowl Champs. So happy for Jalen Hurts and this team!!!! #Eagles #Kermit #Chiefs #Refs #Chefs #Cheaters #SuperBowl #PhillyStrong

Fox breaking to commercial with the Grateful Dead as automatic as the sun setting in the west. #Dead #GratefulDead #SuperBowl

The Nike commercials gonna trigger the MAGA crowd. #SuperBowl

Internet always wins: "Never realized how much the Chiefs depended on funding from USAID"

Probably the worst 1/2 time show in the history of the Super Bowl.

When do we get Pearl Jam or Foo Fighters for the SuperBowl Half time show #SuperBowl.