To lighten your timeline, please enjoy this adorable picture of mine and @neoncircus.bsky.social’s gachapon treasures. Mine is, of course, an oyster Pompompurin

hate that trauma recovery takes an entire calendar year but love that as part of trauma recovery i have become so physically muscular that when i accidentally walked into my door i knocked it off its hinges

[john locke voice] its all happening again

nosferatu is house hunters international but the client has a huge rotten dick and he eats kids

also i know that pop vinyls are essentially cursed amulets that trap a millenial’s mortal soul but seeing a viego one in the wild was neat and he is my small son now. he lives with me. he is violently angry (unclear why)

oh god i have to follow everyone back oh god oh shit

incomprehensible godless abomination: you cannot hide your mind from me. i know your deepest sins me: abomination: you keep getting to last boss of rpgs but you never finish them me: its a big time commitment abomination: you spent a hundred hours getting there me: it’s a big time commitment

i have returned to claim my dumb kingdom

i saw godzilla minus one in a 4KX theater and let me tell you nothing nails home the profound human sadness of war’s absurdity like getting water shot into your eyes while your seat jitters around like you’re in a pod escaping the battlestar pegasus

twitter: [horrifying US political discourse] me: yuck. whats happening over in cloud town bsky: [polyamory gamedev wars] me: don’t know what else i expected

random @catacalypto.bsky.social appreciation post bc she is one of maybe six people i would walk into hell for on a project. just whatever she needed. jared go write me a dog that talks about how cool bones are. you got it hoss

i dunno man the amount of narrative documentation i had for rito was like, library of alexandria tier. at one point i *was* the documentation. and even then it would mutate like every three weeks, so you had to constantly constantly update

if this actually became discourse last week, allow me to point out that the LoL christmas skin universe has so much conflicting player-facing lore that it caused two months of narrative backlog and ended with a giant whiteboard next to my desk that said “ELVES”

can you feel my Kenergy

a fun fact about me *ancient haunted chains rattling ominously in the distance*

NRE (new relationship evangelion)

i guess i do have to give like one actual piece of game writing advice before this account becomes a haunted shitpost warehouse. so: maybe 1% or less of puns translate outside of american english. if you write a pun into a script, leave a note for the loc team that describes intent in PAINFUL detail

lighting fifteen black snake fireworks in the abandoned lot behind my apartment complex as i scream yes my minions, let us destroy the surface world together

GENIE: your wish is my command ME: i wish we could hang out in LA GENIE: ah GENIE: oof GENIE: i would but i have this thing

oh no