i don’t care how late im running but if i see my parents put some food on a plate, imma always be there to eat it up

barely been active on this app lately. gotta stay locked in

ice spice touching her coochie is todays version of michael jackson gripping his balls

they say I’m crazy but that’s the best thing about me

geometry teachers be like “find x” mf it’s right there

she was looking at me in science clas but we was learning about monkeys

animals are so funny you can name a cat iphone 3 and he wont know wtf goin on

I don't care how good it may look on social media, nobody has it all together

$899 for one phone and they can’t afford to put one charger? 😭😭😭

when i say “i hate drama” i mean I hate being involved in drama. other people’s drama? big fan

i be on my 5th “thats crazy” and mfs still be talking as if i dont want the convo to end alr.

why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

the things you own end up owning you

we need more nurses and doctors, not all of u mfs can be OF models and rappers.

I understand it now.

to this day, I don’t understand how people stutter over text

if you lose your phone and wallet, Alicia Keys will still be there

maturing is realising that jesus got his job because of nepotism

Reuben Amorim has been looking real good so far. Looking forward to seeing his first match. #GGMU #ManchesterUnited #United #MUFC #Amorim

are boneless wings and chicken fingers the same?

just realised that kids today would have no idea who Harambae is

bluesky CEO admits defeat: calls it a 'skeet'

how do guns have more rights then women in America?

december will be a great month. no international break and almost back to back matches.

the moment someone gives up their seat for me on transport is when I’ll know I’m old

my mom was right. phones are the problem.