If Shady can't see, he can't be seen.

< — Glad he is stuck in this flee ridden vessel instead of a mouse.

"Shouldn't my master protect the reeking corpse?" Shady tilts his head, curious as to why Louis isn't being defended or saved by Lestat.

< — Would chase the bat.

He's exhausted from doing absolutely nothing all day. It's tough being a cat.

Shady pauses his licking, a single blue eye tracking the open window. "I am curious by nature, and you have left your window open. You should be more careful. Any demon could slip in."

It's unclear how that would be a problem. He'd hunt them in his dreams. Good dreams. 🥰

< — isn't doing anything but existing. ​"My master’s foresight remains as sharp as his malice. You delude yourself with the fantasy of command, wolf, yet the beast within you snarls at the leash."

What are they going to do, crawl on him to death?

< — Will continue to eat spiders, simply out of spite.

Shady arches his back, a low growl erupts from his chest like a warning from the pits. ​"I see her limb reaching for my hide. Do not mistake my stillness for ignorance. I tolerate the presence of the dead, but I do not permit their touch."

Does she have spiders? 🥺

How does intelligence factor into their inevitable beheadings? They can't be very smart if they keep getting caught and nom'ed on in his book. A spider leg twitches out from the corner of Shady’s mouth. Talking with a mouth full is rude.

"Drat, it didn't make it to the floor. It's a shame, really. I enjoy the splat." A sigh escapes Shady, looking back at the woman. "But, it somehow found its way into your hands...consider yourself favored. You are welcome, witch."

Nom, nom, nom. Spiders are his favorite treat! He can play with them before their inevitable beheading. 🥰

"Spidder." He sees a spider. Stares. Crouch. LAUNCHES. Lunch.

𝔄 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔢 𝔷𝔢 𝔩𝔢 𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔪𝔢 '𝔫 𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔞. ————————————— ᵒⁿᵉ ᶜᵃʳʳⁱᵉˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ᵒⁿ ᵒⁿᵉ’ˢ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈᵉʳ #OCRP #MVRP #FantasyRP #HorrorRP #FandomlessRP #WitchRP written by #entropy

Shady paws a full cup towards her, as if he is trying to knock it off the table.

"She sounds delightful."

​"Tuna will suffice, though I expect it to be served on a proper dish, not dumped onto the floor like some common beast," Shady trotted toward the kitchen, brushing his forehead against her leg as he passed; it was a peace offering and a silent thank you. "Hurry along, miss."

< — Waiting for the scream. They always scream when he speaks.

𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. Joanna Beth Harvelle ~ Not your average bar waitress. @impalawhisperer.bsky.social's favorite type of pie. As descriptive as you. {Parody - Not affiliated with Alona Tal or SPN}

The black cat leans into the scratch for a second before pulling away with a huffing sound, politely sitting. ​"Careful with the ears, mortal, and spare me the pleasantries. Do you have anything edible in this place, or must I resort to hunting shadows?"

BArks.

< — is innocent. This time.

"I am no 'creature,' you overdressed 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥-𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳."

Why is everyone so 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯? 😭

Shady swats at him repeatedly with one paw, claws out, hissing with each swat. He manages to do some damage before running off. In retrospect, he started it.

< — Suddenly stopped trusting the treats Louis had given him. "Am I to die by the indignity of a slow, digestive rot?!"

SAVE HIM!!! 😭

𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨.

Does Louis normally eat cats?!?

He takes the treats with soft crunches and nothing but purrs; no claws, no bites. Such teeth only meet skin when he is or feels threatened, and so far, Louis has offered neither. ​"Thank you, kind sir."

Will this Louis give snacks?

The cat lets out a hiss that sounds suspiciously like a laugh fading into a growl.

He brushed against the reader's legs with a purr, pausing to look up with a hopeful meow; he was definitely hunting for treats.

⠀⠀⠀ᴍᴀɴғʀᴇᴅ 'ᴍᴀɴɴʏ' ʙᴇʀɴᴀʀᴅᴏ "ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴇᴀᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⟳|ↆ|♡

“ₛqᵤₑₐₖ!!!” —————————————— ɓʝö૨ɳ ɱเҡαεℓรσɳ 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘶𝘴! @thelostwitch.bsky.social is my mama! 🐭 Penned by #entropy

Cirino Leandros, vampire since 1797~ but much more. *Inside the Darkness there is a Heart.* My mate and husband @rocknblood.bsky.social 💍September 5th, 2020. #MDNI, #SS, TW CW Vampire OC ©️ #TwoBats🦇 🦇

“ɪ'ʟʟ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ.” ———————————————— #TVDRP #TORP #MVRP #FantasyRP #WitchRP written by #entropy

< — Just wanted snacks, not to become one. 😩

"I know your scent, little wolf. Pursue me, and I shall have no choice but to bite you."

"The witch who bound me to this flea ridden vessel only spared my tongue because she found my spite amusing." 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 #вαвz