I got served in a shop this morning by a cute guy with a big belly and I’ve been thinking about him all day. He might be straight, but I want to make him my little cub 🫃🏻

pinky on main for valentine’s day 🍾

Unfortunate timing that my mental health spiral decided to align with Valentine’s Day this year

Matt Weston slides to skeleton gold as Team GB finally win medal at Winter Olympics

I wish I was spending Valentine’s Day tomorrow playing PlayStation with a cute boy on my lap

I nearly bet £20 on Ilia Malinin to win gold and he came 8th 😱

Apparently I only ever cry over pet rescue videos and GB Olympic medal ceremonies

What a moment.

WELL DONE MATT WESTON! 🏅

Not enough gays are watching the Winter Olympics. The majority of these boys have giant bums in tight Lycra

I would fucking love to try the Skeleton. I think being 30 years old and chubby probably isn’t what Team GB are looking for though #olympics

Me tutting at the world’s best snowboarders for falling over when the slightest bit of ice on the pavement and I’m arse over tit 🏂

It’s wild that Keir Starmer is going to have to resign over Epstein when across the pond, a leader who is mentioned thousands of times in the Epstein files shows no sign of leaving office.

“The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni. Is that fair?” Oli Dugmore It’s absolutely NOT fair. This outrageous scandal must end

I kept having dreams about sharks and now I’m wide awake

If you genuinely care about the water usage in AI slop, you’ll save a lot more switching to a plant-based diet than you will cutting out AI. Or better yet… do both

I just checked my student loan repayments. Between graduation and April 2025, I’ve paid £16,530. Despite this, the balance of my student loan is STILL higher than the amount I borrowed. Young people got screwed over by the Conservatives and now they’re continuing to get screwed over by Labour.

Have a good day gays 💕

I’m glad I always torrented her shit anyway

I’m on FaceTime with my friend and he saw my cock in my glasses when I went for a piss 🫠

The West Midlands gets a bad rep, but there are so many beautiful walks (even on a cloudy day). Plus, if you walk a little further west, you can see Wales (the big hills in the background).

I don’t mean to fat shame, but this chonk is taking up all of the bed tonight 🐈‍⬛

Very sad to see. I have lots of childhood memories here. My favourite was when my parents gave me a few coins to play on the blackjack machine. I kept winning so turned my couple of quid into £50. There were no buckets for coins so I had to invert my t-shirt and waddle to the beach with my winnings

Why are your Letterboxd’s all artsy films and mine is ‘Incredibles 2’?

I think Stephen and Rachel might date after this. I see a spark 😌 #thetraitors

I’ve just done the maths #thetraitors

I think Alan’s a traitor #thetraitors

Rachel didn’t wear the minions outfit for the final :( #thetraitors

Listening to Stephen for the past few weeks makes me think I need a gay Scottish man in my life to read me bedtime stories #thetraitors

Ngl I hate these reflection/flashback montages. Let’s just get to the good stuff please #thetraitors

Team Stephen for the final #thetraitors #traitorsuk

I think this little one missed me 🐈‍⬛

Next year, can we hire a big cosy mansion and do a gay Bluesky screening for the Traitors finale? #thetraitors

I really want a pint, but I really want a body like some of you on here

Glad I packed the raincoat for this business trip ☔️

The BBC are going to get sued again if they fuck with the colour of Trump’s face anymore

I find it so weird that some people don’t have their phone permanently on silent?? Those noises are annoying af!

It’s tummy-tickle time 🐈‍⬛

Happy Traitors night (to those who celebrate)

It’s kinda crazy how good some of your beards are. Mine looks like I’ve rolled my face around in a bowl of spider legs 🙃

MATTHEW!!! #TheTraitors

I’d upload a picture of me from 2016, but I don’t need to be cyberbullied today

Protect Reece at all costs, he’s adorable #TheTraitors

Trips of the UK 2026 1. Poundbury, Dorchester & Cerne Abbas

New Premier Inn mood lighting?

Perfectly camouflaged

FTSE 100 CEOs earn more than average worker’s yearly pay by noon on 6 January

do you ever just sit there and remember that we can always see our nose? like you forget your brain is always trying to cancel it out? just me?

Burnt my arm :( who’s going to kiss it better? :(

Couldn’t be bothered to wash my rice this evening. Sue me