on my way to work there just was this giant fish on the side of the road???? like two feet long???? could have been a pillow but it looked pretty shiny LMAO

oh this watercolor tutorial did say Hooker Green 😂 I was only half paying attention so i assumed i misheard.

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

finally got the puppy to stop screaming at us and biting everyone and wow she’s so sweet when she’s not doing those horrible things 😂

We had our first overfull cart charge from the garbage company this month and tell me why i’m convinced they’re mad at me now??? Like it’s just an extra charge calm the hell down me. 😤

just ran into this unfortunate name on fb marketplace 😂

!!

Some very good pups at my parents house this weekend #pomeranian

Y'all can't just SEND ME things like this adsfafq

Please

I already adore him. Pombon my beloved.

Browt, Pombon and Gecqua! Who will you choose? 🍃🔥💧 #PokemonWindsWaves #pokemon #art

guess who’s buying some red hair chalk and doing a Nutty Pombon photoshoot asap 🤩

Not a single brain cell behind those eyes. It's perfect.

got asked by a teller at one of the banks who is familiar with the girls if we ever breed them and when i said no asked if i know any local breeders and i was like nope we gotta travel a decent bit every time. She’s had poms before so i know why she was asking but bro do i look like someone who […]

a coworker just said hi to everyone in accounting except me so i’m being bullied and im gonna quit (i wasn’t in the same office as everyone else)

hysterical bc i’m using Chrome????

oh i’m in a bad mood today no one at work speak to me

Blissful foxxo blesses your timeline

Thinking Chai’s middle name may have to be Loki bc she is a week into living with us and she is just the most chaotic puppy we’ve ever had. And then she’ll match Clove who also has a ridiculous middle name: Shithead bit pronounced sha-th-eed like the snl skit 😂

we’re watching sonic 3 the hedgehog and man every time shadow talks i realize i apparently have no idea what Keanu Reeves sounds like

woohoo we stayed out of bed until 6pm look at us go!!

some very good finds at the thrifts today! $20 for this big ass roll of fabric and a sewing basket (??) in a style i decided i wanted one of like two weeks ago! 😂 #thriftfinds

Have spent the morning sweeping and mopping the house (minus the craft room bc fuck that room) and cleaned up the kitchen. gonna take a break bc Chai is just following me around sad and occasionally trying to do crimes. We did get up early and played in the snow first thing! (got our first […]

Americans be like I want a cheeseburger so bad (i am americans)

this actually feels like a pretty good tip if anyone is interested. #tips

don’t think i’m gonna bother trying to eat this cookie 😬

LOOK AT CLOVE HUGGING THIS KONG IN HER SLEEP #pomeranian

this girl has some crazy eye whiskers

turned-out ear tuesday #catsofmastodon #blackcats #piratecat

We have found our voice. We don’t know why we’re barking but the cool big kids are doing it so she’s gonna join.

Hello mother will you please give me bites #pomeranian

So my supervisors email go hacked yesterday so our IT guy (who lives a town over) had to come in to reset everyone’s passwords today (we got temp changes yesterday bc everyone in the office had the same damn password?? what the fuck???). He says he hates my […] [Original post on blorbo.social]

ai, didn't read. brilliant. #artificialintelligence #AI

...horrifying message without context, thank you

looking for some info for supervisor and looking at old stuff she scanned and the way i would get my ASS CHEWED if i scanned an invoice with the coding sticky covering all the info on the invoice 😤 like how was that ever acceptable?? we don’t even have these originals anymore so oh well i guess!!

First attempt at posca markers 🌸

✦ High pray drive ✦

I. Am so tired.

got like no sleep last night ughhhh 😤

this asshole has been crying the saddest cries all weekend because i won’t sit down and hold her and now im finally sitting and she does this shit 😤

[probably an OSHA violation] Don’t be like me kiddos

When people say Shakespeare isn't relevant to modern life it's good to have people like Sir Ian around to prove them wrong:

have a note on my pad of random stuff that says: ID CARD ⭐️ 3:30pm I remember the 3:30 that’s my appointment time today but not sure why i wrote down id card 😂

A model unmatched

🥃 #Alastor

punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter

cuddly girls #catsofmastodon #blackcats #piratecats