trying to channel this energy every time someone is mean and wrong at me online

Elijah is in fighting mode cos I gave his butt and chest a quick rinse

The face of a girl who is dreaming about what crimes she will commit tomorrow

Chai received a clean bill of health at the vet so unfortunately this is just her being an asshole 9 month old 😩😤

Just to note: When you take a self assessment for ADHD or Autism and it asks something like: "do you have difficulty with ABC?" And your response is "I don't have difficulty with ABC. I've developed a System that I use to deal with ABC, and when I follow the System, I can do ABC. So it's not […]

i think Chai might have a UTI so i am trying to get a sample to take to the vet and jeez none of the other girls had this big of an issue peeing in a small bowl 😤 even my nervous girl cinna let me do it

I wouldn’t let him have my coffee

why have i not been told you can use an old wooden magazine rack to store rolled up blankets before right now 😤 so cute

today is off to a start. i literally don’t remember pressing the power button on my computer but it sure is on now.

i woke up this morning with a cough and i’m just like, who gets a cough in June??? (hopefully it’s allergies)

made the mistake of making breakfast this morning and now i’m food tired 😪

sheriff woody! ⭐ #art #woody #toystory

this might be one of the funniest marketplace listings i’ve ever seen 😂

i love having to be at a drs appointment 20 minutes early to then not been seen until after my original appointment time

Ron Wright: "Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number. When the United Nations replied saying $6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end famine for the year, Musk never responded, and a few months later […]

oh my god crickets inside are so annoying SHUT UP

the dealership is picking up the Mav today to detail it (they hadn’t done it yet) and then when i get it back at the end of the day we can actually put everything in it and make it feel like ours lol. (“everything” is really mostly the dog car seats 😂)

I regret to inform you all that my #hourlycomicsday strip from last year aged a little TOO well, so I’m just gonna repost it 😖

I want sky ravioli..

We were v busy and got to bed super late (for us) last night so i am exhausted idk how I did this while prom was working evenings. In other news here is the reason for my being busy last night! Traded in the Escape for a small pick up bc i’m tired of not being […] [Original post on blorbo.social]

[mpreg] Last night I dreamed there was a new Batman video game and it like played as Batman and also did stuff as Bruce Wayne and like for some reason he was pregnant???? like visibly??? Like His suit didn’t fit anymore so he had like the gap between the shirt and his pants just showing skin […]

The best reward to come home to. Evie’s half eaten bully stick

Big ass bath and brush out for his show tomorrow!! He’s SO SOFT AND FLUFFY

I didn’t post the photos of Elijah sitting neatly at the table

i had a migraine all afternoon yesterday and it got a little better for a few hours in the evening but i woke up in the middle of the night (small dogs tiny bladders) and was like dizzy? or something? and it hasn’t gone away so i’m staying home today bc idk abt driving.

since some days at this job are a fucking nightmare i’ve made myself a little countdown to loan forgiveness that now hangs under my diploma. I haven’t decided what i want to use to check off each month but i’m hoping even though ive got 4 years left it’ll help me feel better on the really bad days.

Elijah loves this fake ball of yarn. It’s a cat toy but it’s really light and has a piece of string that means he can grab it easily and swing it around. It annoyingly only comes in a pack though and I just want this specific ball

The fucking fish are fujos…

Melting

Groomed this walking carpet for my friend. His name is Romeo

i would have liked to do a little drawing today since I didn’t do anything productive house/yard wise but i was just so tired all day 😞

I was eating bacon and they wanted more than they got 🥓

i don’t know if i’ve mentioned it but i have had a high red blood count for like 5-7 years now and my current dr decided this year she’d like to try to find out /why/ so i saw a hematologist like a month ago and he had me tested for a couple of gene mutations. Both came back negative so I have a […]

okay free at last!!! ugh i’m so tired of being employed can i please win an outrageous lottery so i (and my fam and good pals) don’t have to work anymore??

who fucking indexed these files why are all the fields blank 😤😤

Have you ever seen a happier girl?? #pomeranian

so yesterday i spent like an hour trying to catch a mouse in a coworkers office. we did eventually get the little guy and walked him a little bit aways and released him. Today i have either the same tiny mouse in MY office or we have a bigger problem than we originally thought lmao. We knew […]

This boy is just so special 😭

now there is a baby here crying baby is exactly what i need when im already cranky. maybe i will just got lay down with the baby and watch bluey with him. 🤔

Today i am tired, my foot hurts bc it hates me, my coffee is cold??? i wanna go home.

Also drew myself as a dinosaur today because why not

She’s so fucking comfy and cute

supervisor: is mad when she can’t sort the scanned payables by amount spent. also supervisor: doesn’t put an amount column in the new FY archive ????? girl make it make sense

we trimmed everyone’s nails and toe hairs this morning then went on a walk! eventful sunday at the pom house. (chai does not care for being pulled by a sister so for now she gets her own leash so that she will walk at all lmao)

my son

ok well i’m done doing anything too strenuous for the rest of this weekend. smacked myself in the eyeball with a plant leaf while weeding so now im done doing stuff and gonna chill. 😩

two hours of yard work and got the sticks/largish branches moved out of the yard and into the driveway pile (i’m saving these make a border for the area outside the fence that used to be lilacs but doing that area cute is a while away unfortunately lmao) tomorrow i might try a couple more hours […]