Unverified: Australian wildlife is evolving new ways to kill all the humans #Australia #koalawithablade #koalaspackingheat #Australianwildlifewantsyoudead

For those interested, I'll be talking about the importance of federal funding for biomedical research on Saturday, Feb 14, for CIVIC DAY at the Indiana State Library.

Watching my wife and son try to understand football is way more entertaining than the game.

Watching the opening ceremonies remembering back when it was France’s turn and they were like, “Hi rich and powerful people, let us sing you a song about how sometimes we kill all the rich and powerful people.”

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Gonna have ChatGPT help me make a sign for when I go protest a proposed data center.....

A point of pride, all of the photos of me looking ridiculous in one way or another are live action. I do not need AI to look ridiculous.

#CCR #Creedence #chooglin

I am running a few games. Mine are full but there are plenty of cooler Judges waiting for you to sign up for this weekend!

I might need a groundhog fur hat to get through another 6 weeks of this. #groundhogday #sixmoreweeks #brrr #dammitPhil

“You’re trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.” - The Great Vizzini

Dems pushing for ICE reform feels kinda like politely asking a tumor to stop growing.

My vision of the future is Woody Guthrie’s guitar smashing Stephen Miller in the face forever.

#Springsteen #JorgenDahlMoe #DancingInTheDark #TheVoice #BestVersionEver #Music #Guitar

Dang. No more BRICS #indianapolis #fuckice #icecreamnazi

Me doing my annual resume update, per corporate HR requirements.

Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.

Today I am grateful that a handwritten 5 can easily be changed to a 6. #HappyNewYear #WhatYearIsIt

Ok, I'm ready for another vacation now.

Remembered my computer password on the first try after a 2-week break. Maybe it's early, but I'm calling today a win.

Wait, Circle Center Mall was still open? #Indianapolis #HoosierSky

One of the unanticipated effects of AI is a peak into the totally unhinged fantasy life of our legislators. #indiana #senator #santa #beatdown #AIgarbage x.com/sen_chrisgar...

Dear People Who Join the Teams Call 5 Minutes Early, Are you bored? Do you have enough work to do? We can find you something to do. Let me know.

Welcome to December, everybody!

Dog Show time! Rocky's favorite.

It's a testament to the professionalism of my colleagues that I often end emails with, "Please let me know what you think" and not once has anybody replied, "I think you're an asshole." Yet.... #officelife #SCIENCE #decorumandshit

"I will starve you until you love me!"

*morning alarm sounds* Denial: "It can't be that late" Anger: "ugh, I'm still tired" Bargaining: *hits snooze* Depression: "bedtime is 16 hours away" Acceptance: "I have to pee anyway" *Starts coffee*

Indiana on the wrong list again. :/

What Americans Die from? And what the media reports on... Our World in Data ourworldindata.org/does-the-new...

Paul Conrad on Nixon's excuses about the White House Tapes, November 1973. Has the ring of Epstein Files or Epstein Letter to it.

The Trump admin and the Epstein files

The remarkable part to me is that people actually respond to those texts.

I was offline for a couple days and have no idea why everybody is talking about tacos. At this point I don't want to look it up because it's been hilarious and knowing more might ruin the fun. #taco

A friend summarized race weekend* in Indianapolis perfectly. *Outsiders may call it "Memorial Day Weekend" #Indy500 #Indianapolis #naptown #gofastturnleft #racecarsandbeer

At my job, doing science is the easy part. Using Teams is the hard part. #science #Teams #youretalkingonmute

"ADHD didn't exist back in my day." But also,

Fuck www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/o...

I just read the best description of Florida ever. "Florida, a lawless place designed with reckless abandon, so who knows why the heck anything here is the way it is." --some dude in the Dull Men's Club FB group

The Summer porch office is finally open. Yay!

Trump in 13th-century BC Troy: "I would never be one to turn down that kind of offer. I could be a stupid person and say we don't want a free, big, beautiful horse..."

Mother's day breakfast was a 14" dutch baby with blueberries. She was very happy. (not pictured: fresh whipped cream and sausage links) #dutchbaby with #blueberries for #mothersday #food #cpoking

Highlights from the interview of Bill Gates in NYT: “[Elon Musk]’s the one who cut the U.S.A.I.D. budget. He put it in the wood chipper, because he didn’t go to a party that weekend...The world’s richest man has been involved in the deaths of the world’s poorest children.” (1/5)

"Science may be hard to understand. . . . But one thing you have to say about it. It delivers the goods." -- Carl Sagan #cooking #recipe #foodscience #science!

I wanted a Jeep Wrangler for a long time, but the duck thing makes it feel like a weird cult I don't want to join. #jeep #ruined

And that's how it's done, kids. 🤘😎 #punk #drownOutTueScruchfacedBastard

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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

This is the systematic dismantling of the crown jewel of global science and health research And will cost the US its pre-eminence in science and technology Great article via @science.org www.science.org/content/arti...