"And Jon was a sore fucking loser. All tournaments were no-holds-barred, you know that."

"He makes me so proud..."

"This guy thinks I'm standing on the floor, what a dork."

I thought of a joke but it's too mean.

:/

:) I'm wife.

I don't think I'm registered to vote here anyway.

Y'know. She's right. She should be mayor all the time.

Where's a girl gotta go to buy a ***** ** around here? It's important.

He's my favorite

I've said this every day of my life.

who said that

hot

Late into that evening, a full cleaning bucket found its way to the kitchen, just barely hanging into the otherwise clear doorway to @havensrest.bsky.social's bar. It took her some time to make sure it had been used, but thanks to a customer drinking well past their limits...

"So, I could have helped overhearing, but I really wanted to eavesdrop..." @atlanticcityreject.bsky.social

"Should I ask?"

(Fuck, she doesn't know shit about the economy. Maybe it's a one-to-one conversion, dollars to caps?) ...One hundred caps. Negotiable.

"Babe. That's really sweet but no."

It has to until we've saved up. And I [do] give a mean massage, soooo....

Ma'am I live in a tent and it's January.

That a paying gig?

"God. I can't not ████ him."

Hear me out

Well, crap, I better go clock in.

Sorry about my husband, sometimes he gets possessed by late-90s-early-aughts pop sensations.

Am I in charge of exiling? Did I get that job and no one told me?

Girl what the hell

What, I was just gonna throw it out?

Well, this thing yoinked me. Couldn't you reverse-engineer... I don't know. This is my more in your wheelhouse than mine.

No to a lot of things.

Don't.

This is me by the way

My roundhousin' leg is itchy.

||she said

I think you're too hard on yourself, bud.

||yes and no one else had anything to do with it :)

...Are you talking about my husband? Who was fine?

That's not what that word– I'm in another dimension, I can't say shit.

Hey, the dead fish smell is only unbearable on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Mondays, Fridays, Wednesdays, and weekends.

"I think it rolled under the sleeping bags. I'm on it."

"Woodpeckers don't fly at night, baby."

"It looks like a-"

Thank probably someone else.

Thank GOD

Oh no everyone's gone. She must have used it all.

"Don't wanna use up the air."

// I don’t know why I’m cracking up at the visual of Jaimie not being heard because of censorship but just because she stopped talking mid sentence.

"Well, we've been bumping all n–" the flap closes.

"It's also [freezing.] Close the flap!"

"Oh! Hey, baby!"