Spare a thought for Crystal Palace, who now have to give Marli Salmon a guard of honour!

“AFTER REVIEW, OLE OLE”

Oi. Bottles. How ya doing?

Before you let anyone gaslight you or push narrative that we only score goals by wrestling goalkeepers, here’s a clip of all the corner-kick goals Arsenal scored this season. Can't see any obvious fouls on the keeper 🤷🏽‍♂️

“Arsenal are shit in April. Hahaha” Yeah? Well April is over you cunts. It’s May and we’re top of the league and in the Champions League final.

Tuesday night’s Tifo references Mikel’s comments to ‘jump on the boat’ for the rest of the season. We won’t forget you MFers that decided to jump overboard when the seas got a bit rough WE KEEP RECEIPTS

And again.

Mavrapanos doing it again.

The PL finding it hard to find a date for the Man City v Palace fixture, because PALACE are busy with European football is top banter.

So, Haters. Are City bottling it? Or is that just a selective narrative of the intellectually lazy?

Bout time we added open goals to what the haters can whine about. Getting two right at the end is superb trolling.

Wish there was as much talk about City's 115 charges as there is about Arsenal being better at corners than other teams

@twincitiesgooners.bsky.social Happy to find your account. If I ever make it Paisley Park, I’ll try and catch a game with you too.

Pep has just released his first single. youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...

Never seen anyone getting sent off for punching a team mate before. 🤣 #MUNEVE

Michael Palin photo bombing again.

Congratulations England on getting two teams to the World Cup.

What are England’s Arsenal hating pundit led Orc hordes going to do when Arsenal win them the World Cup?

Tommy Tickle, you cunt. Get Saka off!

Yesterday’s Brentford penalty against Liverpool was a perfect example of “that’s a foul, anywhere else on the pitch”. I don’t believe for a second that the ref gives it if he thought it was in the box. Once he gave the free kick though, the VAR had no choice but to upgrade it to a penalty.

The Premier league is already looking like a two horse race this season, so hopefully Liverpool can do us a favour and take points off Chelsea this weekend.

And I’m so sick of the romantic circle jerk that is “what a club, what a fan base” gushy vomit fest over those stripey, zebra wannabe barcode #%€^s. Horrible club, horrible team, horrible fans. I wish them nothing but misery.

Why are Liverpool Football Club allowed to referee Arsenal games?

Weird club.

New season, same shit. How’s that not a 2nd yellow for Konate!

Moist Moist Moist

The club shop are doing Mr Arsenal dirty here. That arrest was decades ago.

Hey Noni Noni.

The Thank Fuck for Van Nistelrooy derby really is as bad as it statistically should be.

After Rice scored the 1st and we’d all stopped going mental, I turned to the guy next to me and joked “it could have been a bit higher”!

Get in Coke Zero.

Awwww!

Tomorrow we find out if we will have to pass the dutchie on the left land side.

Oh well. Looks like the barcodes 70 year wait for a trophy will continue. What a pity.

Brutal. 🤣

OMG, Did Trump really just say that if it wasn’t for the U.S of A, we’d be pouring maple syrup on our tacos?

The average league position of our remaining opponents as of 6 January after 20 games played. Home. 8 Away. 15 We have to be strong favourites* in all of our remains games expect Liverpool and Forest away *City at home is a bit of an unknown at this point. Strengthen, find form and do our bit.

Newcastle are battering North Spurs here.

Arsenal are now unbeaten in our last 16 league games against Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea, UTD and Spurs and just 2 defeats in the last 24 against them.

Pep after the scousers beat city this weekend.

Twitter. Deactivated and deleted. It feels liberating.

It’s Ethan Nwan-Air-ree. It’s not Nwan-Yeah-ree.

My first post. Here to see if there’s less hate speech than over at the little bluebird. If it ramps up here, I’m going off the grid.