It’s officially Spooky Season!

I'm begging a reporter to ask Travis green, wtf is wrong with you guys?

What’s that? Sens having a hissy fit in preseason?

Because the ref tossed Xhekaj, the Ottawa Shitheels have 12 minutes to piss around now.

Xhekaj is innocent. (Both of them).

Do the Ottawa Wahmbulances play hockey or should they be relegated to the LNAH

Demidov to Laine feels like an absolute cheat code

LET’S FUCKING GO 🤘🤘🤘🤘

Less than a minute in, Suzuki to Hutson to Caufield to the back of the net. #gohabsgo

I see the refs are in regular season form already.

Look! Hockey!

I did a test to see if my idea would look nice and made Toaster a blanket with some old fleece yarn. He likes it 🥹

I bought a lot of yarn today 🧶!

America will wake up one morning to a looping Swan Lake on tv and probably shrug.

My favourite time of year: When Old Navy brings out the Halloween shirts so I can get a new Misfits tee.

Treated myself for my birthday 🤘

If you didn’t know, you would think the bloody Queen died again.

Marks of the Evil One is the song of 2025. We’re plowing through the seals like there’s no tomorrow. At least the third rider looks cool.

The Conservatives right now are this meme. CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS 🥴

My mom’s dog is shitting all over the place and I go back to work tomorrow. We don’t know what to do with him.

I saw an owl today.

Someone needs to amend the laws for e-bikes and make them the same as motorcycles. All these stupid boys buy them and drive them like cheap motorcycles but don’t have the license or the insurance as one. Guy was doing a fucking wheelie down my road just now. Third assclown e-biker I saw today.

My mom got a bag of burgers for free because the price was $15 but the cash rang it up at almost $20. Stick it to the man!

RIP my nice houseplant. Discovered this morning infested with bugs so I chucked it. Not going through that shit again. I give up and will now just “plant” LEGO flowers.

I want a Stylophone pocket synth.

HAHAHA Paramount fires Colbert, who then dump a shitload of cash to South Park for new content, who then promptly manifest the biggest (smallest?) animated Fuck Trump ever. The country is going to be nuked.

In the middle of the night it feeds. In the middle of the night it eats you.

Ozzy is forever 🤘

Watching Murderbot and going “Hey, that’s Toronto!” They’re using the Presto turnstiles lol.

I don’t know what planet my neighbours come from but who thinks a microwave goes in the recycling? The electronics depot doesn’t even take them!

Who the fuck even wants to start a business in this fucking province?!

It’s beautiful 🥹

Last night I thought some jackass was tossing fireworks off the building. Turns out someone targeted the unit 2 floors down from me and popped rocks into all their windows.

I should have taken the day off…

What’s the point of Prime Video if Supernatural is no long available for me to watch random episodes whenever I feel like it? This is why I still buy DVDs…

You know it’s too hot out when Toaster pulls his “yes but I’m also half German” card and just wants to stay home.

I am sick and tired of motorized bikes on the sidewalks and these entitled shits who drive them. Get on the fucking road or I’m clotheslining you next time.

Do I even bother trying to buy a Switch2 or wait until Age of Imprisonment comes out lol…

I’m loving Murderbot. Great show. It’ll probably get canceled because no one watches AppleTV and it looks fucking expensive.

Hey neat. I could have just died taking my dog out for a pee because road rage jackass couldn’t deal with rush hour congestion and nearly wiped out 4 cars, one definitely would have flown off road into me and into the 1st floor apartment.

Cop stopped someone just now and for some reason they decided to stop at the entrance of the driveway for the apartment next door blocking the way in. Now there’s a bunch of residents waiting behind them to go home 🙄

This is why I still buy physical media.

The Hippodrome is still vacant land too. They should just give it to the Feds to do. This city has no fucking clue how to do anything.

This song makes me super happy.

4am great time for my dog to wake up and spew some gastric juices all over my bed 🙃

I’m so glad Carney is our PM. He has the patience of a saint. Imagine the rage chipmunk sitting across from the Orange Dingus…

Next Trump will ban foreign bands from touring USA. Murican Only. But only ones he likes (or kiss his ass). So congrats on Kid Rock forever national tour. Sucks to be YOU Rolling Stones.

We definitely live in a failed timeline.

The Winnipeg Jets have no idea what they’re doing right now and look like the team the Habs punted in 4.