It would have been more fun if they had claimed he was having a weird threesome with Tom Kean, Jr and Mark Sanford.

I'm waiting for Kirk Cameron's reboot of "Blade Runner." Set in present-day LA, Kirk plays the Harrison Ford role, as he hunts trans people.

Another way to play the game is in Ted Stepien mode. Fear my dominant frontcourt. www.82-0.com/share?id=H40...

Very excited to announce that I have been hired by a new startup: Trump AI. Our product (lifetime subscription of $749.50) will offer a chatbot (tentatively titled "Claude Bawlz") that can find any information you like. We're targeting the DC press corps and TED talks.

@eschatonblog.com I will donate 5 billion Trumpcoins for your 25th Blogiversary if you arrange for George W. Bush to serve you turkey. Maybe Ellen DeGeneres can hook you up?

If you attend the next "No Kings" rally, make sure you check the signature on your paycheck before you begin protesting. Mine was signed by George Soros, but my husband and several friends got ones from George Santos.

I hear lots of Democratic elected officials whinging about cuts to Medicaid. But how many ever talked about preserving (much less expanding) Medicaid in any of their prior campaigns? ANSWER: Damned few. This is why R's can kill things. They demonize it, while D's refuse to praise it.

I'm proud that @schumer.senate.gov is standing with Mike Lee and Bernie Moron-- who claim left-wing activists tried to kill four members of the Minnesota state legislature. I'm sure Chuck thinks his 2 BFFs are just about ready to start voting for his agenda. Bravo for him for waiting.

Question for @beyer.house.gov: On what basis-- specifically-- did you say Gerry Connolly was "a young 74" who deserved to be ranking member on Oversight? Follow-up: Are all your predictions this cruddy? You're 74. Maybe you (and your $124 million net worth) need to go before you bite the big one.

Palmer Luckey has been drinking waaayyyy too much of Stockton Rush's bathwater.