ANTM doc was shocking right?? In season 1 of Project Runway, a winning design is chosen based on whose model was most willing to sexually provoke a page six writer

Olympics: look at this man run as fast as he can Winter Olympics: we flung this guy off a big ramp bro it was sick he’ll be fine when he lands there’s snow

“What if I told you that you were in a cave” Okay “And that cave is all you’ve ever known, other than the shadow puppets telling stories on the cave wall” I think I’ve heard this one before “And the shadow puppets are controlled by billionaire pedofi—“ Oh no a twist

The purple-faced men who lose their breath just trying to breathe who are also in charge of our government’s Eat Real Food campaign have notoriously baby-brained reactions to plant-based diets

Trying a new self help fad called Having a Little Scream. It’s like going for a little walk, but instead of a little walk it’s a short little scream. Day 3 and i am Fine. not better but Fine.

Disinterested in all sport events except X Games and Winter Olympics because Look How Fast and Far I Can Fling My Entire Body is relatable motivation, I understand WHY we’ve all gathered to witness this sport

Feeling paralyzed from doing other tasks because you have something on your schedule later in the day is not in fact a sign of adhd. It’s instead a natural mammalian response to scheduled events, during which our bodies know that they should actually be making a cute little outfit for said event.

We're flooded with nonstop legislation, but focus attention on the SAVE Act. If passed it will be used to crush leftist voters. Married women would not be able to vote if they took their partner's last name (ID wouldn't match birth certificate). Don't take it for granted; call your senators.

Fuckit I’m adding a comma to Fall Out Boy. Now they’re Fall Out, Boy.

In US politics, it is more damaging to have rumors of veganism than rumors of cannibalism

They should invent a second cell phone so you have the one for documenting/witnessing The Horrors and one for keeping in touch with friends!

Me at my own reflection, as I am in the depths of one of my deepest depressive episodes: You have to hang on, you have to keep going. You have tickets to see Weird Al at the Puyallup Fair in September.

Some old book will be like “they called her a prophet because she had visions of the future that drove her mad” and I must ask if she was simply an adult woman with functional pattern recognition skills because that’s pretty common out here actually

What if your parents were evil? Would you inherit their powers and fight back? Chad and Heidi cover Brian K. Vaughn and Adrian Alphona's 2003 Marvel comic Runaways. Patreon Ad-Free: www.patreon.com/posts/runway... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/60Jh... iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

STRANGER THINGS: TALES FROM '85! I am so honored to work on this. The team is crushing it. Return to a ''simpler'' time in Hawkins on April 23rd. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUiJ...

The justified rage and hunger for vengeance simmering inside of me sees and acknowledges the justified rage and hunger for vengeance simmering inside of you

Arguably one of the greatest matches in professional wrestling. Mankind is a martyr for the good of the story. And it was fun talking about the legend with fellow writer @joeytainment.bsky.social !

Auditioning a second person to join me in a drag king duo as B & J Deen, The Deen Brothers; a pair of tv writers in LA who genuinely write for tv. They are everything executives want in their big budget tv writers: two average white guys with, and this is very important, a catchy team name.

I think I only like art that took 20 years to complete and ultimately cost the artist a significant part of their former identity.

If god didn’t want me to stay out drinking till 2am then why tf would they make my hair look so good when I do it

We’re all adults. We could decide to reschedule the holiday season so that it doesn’t overlap with cold and flu season.

I love when I see a tweet that went viral in 2011 pop up in a meme carousel on Instagram like oh good the children are still studying the classical internet philosophy texts

So this is Christmas And what have you done You’re a pink pony girl And you dance at the club

I can only practice daily positive affirmations if I stage them as reality TV confessionals with the over-accessorized outfits & cameras and everything and only then can I talk about how hard I work and how much I deserve to be here

I have no Spotify wrapped to share with you. But I do have 93 partial screen recordings of songs from TikTok I meant to look up later and .56 GB storage left on my phone

Stories about mech suits are NOT for children Stories about mech suits are for world weary adults who long for the back support of a strong exoskeleton

They should put a highly paid, licensed, and experienced teacher with expertise in K-12 education in Fortnite

Why does live action Moana have her hair styled like a Mormon wife

—> starts using email to avoid being scammed by spam phone calls —> starts using text messages to avoid spam promotional emails —> starts using phone calls to avoid scammy and spammy text messages (repeat until expiration)

Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool

Weird Al Yankovich biographical Broadway musical but it’s just a beginning to end parody of Jersey Boys

“I asked chat gpt” Yeah well I gave the haunted doll faces hands so they can open your doors at night to ask wtf is wrong with u

While I agree that the internet is so terrible now that we should all abandon it to rot i regret to inform you that some folks are still posting pictures proudly showing off what they’ve harvested in their gardens and unfortunately that content still slaps

When someone gives a computer a prompt and calls the resulting amalgamation of stolen pixels their “art” it feels emotionally the same as being shown someone’s wine night vision board. Like, you got some neat ideas there, pal. But you haven’t actually done anything worth showing off.

wdym your child is dressed as my high school subculture for halloween? this was never supposed to happen to me only to generations before me

Bonus Episode! Goosebuds returns! Chad and Heidi read through Fear Street: Ski Trip. Can these teenagers survive a snowed-in lodge with a drunk gun nut and a ghostly woman? Spooky Halloween gun fears! Exclusive on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/gooseb...

Please perceive me but please do it without perceiving me but whatever you do please do not stop not persisting to perceive me thankssomuch

a small, boisterous, rosacea-cheeked man, the bells dingling from his checkered hat, sputtering into a podcast mic that jester’s privilege does not exist

Times like these mean I’m either going to get really into baking pies or smoking cigarettes. I can’t afford either pastime, but tradition dictates I must pick one.

The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan with Kayla Cline Chad and Kayla talk about the fraud documentary from 2004 about how creepy M Night is. Learn about his ghost friend and the ability to summon crows. iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Patreon w/ VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/buried...

Our first episode! Chad is joined by the legend Ed Skudder (The Super Mario Bros Movie, Dick Figures) to talk about the 1994 mega blockbuster Independence Day. iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6M2J... Patreon w VIDEO: www.patreon.com/posts/indepe...

I give up I’m not painstakingly removing all the husky fur out of my crochet pieces anymore I’m calling it 98% cotton 2% domestic wolf hair and then I’m calling it a day

Offering to cook for others: You matter to me so I want you to enjoy a nice meal. When others offer to cook for me: You matter to me so I want you to avoid trying to solve the series of frustrating moving puzzles known as my food allergies.

Deeply troubled that our government is painting two white suburbanite dads to be the epitome of pearl clutching edgy humor my god they’re not even garage band dads they’re multiple newspaper subscription dads who look like they’d be flabbergasted by a flash tattoo

Awards Shows: We are gathered here tonight to honor the hard work and dedication of these select artists in particular, who we want to honor for their craft and the legacies they are creating in the world of film Also Awards Shows: you artists better shutthefuckup I swear to god I’ll drown your f—

Sailor Moon is a Good Show because most of the time the episode message is “don’t trust anybody trying to sell you anything they are trying to steal your energy” and I think that’s beautiful

It is Super Bowl Sunday 2012. You post “what is a football?” on tumblr and 6 of your friends like it. One even reposts it. This is the greatest joy you will ever know on the internet.

Tried changing things up and slept with my head angled 0.0067 degrees to the left of where I usually do, and now I can’t move my entire upper torso

Just finished this robe and I love it so much it’s going to be the centerpiece of my personality now #sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling

In light of current political events, I’ve decided to end my personal journey towards trying to be nicer to men. I can see now that the choice was a mistake and I never should have stopped making men uncomfortable online and in real life.