When Truman oversaw the 1948–52 renovation of the White House, they gutted the interior but carefully preserved the original exterior walls.  Which makes the recent decision by Trump to bulldoze over the East Wing feel even more violating. 🇺🇸

Spooky season is served 👁️✨ These Spooky Space Cake Pops are red velvet + cream cheese frosting infused with Nasha’s Moroccan Peaches + Gush Mints hash, filled with raspberry “blood,” and sealed in tempered white chocolate couverture 🎃💨 #sponsoredcontent #cakepops #NASHA

Getting oyl’d up 💋 Olive Oyl walked so Rosie could rivet. A messy, loud, working woman way ahead of her time. This one’s for the feminists who dab. 💨💅 #OliveOyl #HashQueen #WeedWitch #EdiblesClub #halloween #popeye

About to go live for a Chronic Ceviche Fiesta !! www.youtube.com/live/3KqFud-...

California is voting YES ON 50!!! BLESS YOUR HEART TEXAS 😘

live at 4:20 PM PT — club sesh is back! we’re diving into the price of a good night’s sleep (and what happens when you can’t get it). 🔗 watch on youtube www.youtube.com/live/yOZAdeX...

Watch me make a mess in the kitchen LIVE www.youtube.com/live/yU3T0nB...

I don’t get high, I just get to normal.

Going live today with Inside Out Spagheddie Meatballs 🍝🔥 yes, spaghetti inside the meatballs. Come hang out & cook with me! www.youtube.com/live/2UUsWwI...

Almost like conservatives read “in pain you shall bring forth children” and decided to legislate it.

The Ultimate Choco-LIT Cake is here. Learn how to make edibles that taste amazing and dose smart. Kitchen Sesh live Saturdays 1:20pm PT + Club Sesh Wednesdays 4:20pm PT. Grab my cookbook How to Eat Weed and Have a Good Time to bake along. amzn.to/42BWpyd #ChocoLITCake

Hear me out: California secedes to rejoin Mexico

Getting high and cooking is a trust fall with yourself.

🎁 Mystery Box Giveaway 🎁 We’re raffling off a very special box inside The Edibles Club Patreon 👀 Once we reach 420 paid members, I’ll pull a winner. Join —> patreon.com/ediblesclub #giveaway

✨ Easy Infused Appetizer Recipe: Puff Puff Pastry! Peter Piper’s Peperonata + tangy goat cheese baked in puff pastry = the ultimate party bite. 📖 Peperonata recipe —-> amzn.to/3VPO7yW 📺 Live edible cooking shows every Saturday 1:20 PM PT on YouTube & Twitch #ediblesclub #kitchensesh #htew

Timeline cleanse. Comment the name and drop a photo of your fur baby 💗

Today’s Club Sesh: Inoculated 💉 We’re breaking down the history of vaccines, how they work, and busting the biggest myths. Come hang, learn, and sesh with us live! ⏰ 4:20 PT | 📺 www.youtube.com/live/Z2FMRos... 👉 Bring your questions, bring your dabs.

Hey MAGA, how we feeling about “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”? www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

Week 4 check-in 🌱 I planted my @ilgmofficial.bsky.social auto flower seedlings in all kinds of setups 💚 👀 Be honest… am I doing this totally wrong, or do you think they’ll thrive? ✨ Want to start your own? Use code VANESSA for 20% off at www.ILGM.com #ILGM #HomeoftheGrowers #ad

Word to the wise: NEVER fly #Avelo They strand passengers, refuse refunds, and their “customer service” is a joke. Now they’re even running ICE deportation flights. Trash airline.

Gavin Newsom has never had to pay for sex. Donald Trump has never had it for free.

Start your morning the elevated way 🌿✨ Uncle Ned’s Wake & Shake (a creamy macadamia citrus smoothie) is straight from my cookbook How to Eat Weed and Have a Good Time. Make it yourself: amzn.to/4n0fCBw #edibles #cannabiscooking

Cutting skills: upgraded. Salad game: elevated. ✨Her royal highness LaGanja Estranja graced my Kitchen Sesh with her presence and it was SICKENING 🌟 Watch the live here: www.youtube.com/live/hhuWYWm...

America used to dream. Now it just doomscrolls.

Guns were never about “freedom.” Trump has the Guard picking up trash in DC and intimidating Blue cities while another school shooting happened in Minneapolis. The only thing guns are protecting is this blood-soaked administration.

Weed Bros: “Actually…” Me: hundreds of lab tests, published cookbook, years in the industry Also me: cool story, Professor Reddit.

I ran the lab tests so you don’t have to guess. Even after hours, milk never reaches 100% infusion—cannabinoids stay behind. That’s why my cookbook has full graphs for milk, butter, oil & alcohol so you know exactly where potency goes. 📚 amzn.to/4n0fCBw

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#ad Germinated → sprouted → planted 🌱 Blue Dream, Durban Poison, Yuzu Euphoria, Northern Lights, Purple Kush. Drop your strain + day & USE CODE MARIGOLD or VANESSA for 20% off 💚 @ilgmofficial.bsky.social #ILGM #HomeoftheGrowers

“Woke” has lost all meaning. If Cracker Barrel is woke, then I guess IHOP is Antifa.

I don’t look like Meadow. Meadow looks like me. Capisce? #sopranos

40,000 people are still in prison for a plant (the size of a small city) while it’s legal in half the country. Donate to www.lastprisonerproject.org Then email your receipt to [email protected] to enter to win my cookbook #cookbookgiveaway

Groundbreaking or blasphemy? Microwave decarb works and I’ve got the lab receipts to prove it. This is why I wrote the cookbook. ⚠️ Not the most precise or safe method but in a pinch, it works if you follow my cookbook technique exactly. #decarboxylation Get my book —-> amzn.to/4oK7g2r

Pete Davidson cashed in on being the weed guy, now he’s on tour as the Reefer Madness reboot. www.ntd.com/ex-addict-pe... p.s. there’s no such thing as an “ex-addict”

It took years of therapy to stop being so nice

They said you can’t improve mac & cheese. I said: bet. Now we’ve got Zaza Poppers. Want more edible magic? Grab the cookbook + join the Club 💚. Book link —-> amzn.to/3Jl6B7H

If Russian tanks are flying U.S. flags, you gotta wonder what Putin’s kompromat folder on Don Jr. looks like… bet the pee tape is the least embarrassing file in there. youtube.com/post/Ugkx7uh...

Going live at 1:20pm PT to stuff pizza dough with mac & cheese and then fry it. Yes, I packed a carb into a carb. Pull up. www.youtube.com/live/Bu_swyT...

Public service announcement: don’t order taiyaki delivery. Unless you’re high enough not to care 🌿😂

‘No fascism in America’ so says MAGA. Meanwhile ICE is crashing Newsom rallies like Mussolini’s Blackshirts. Different century, same goon squad.

Going live in 20! 🍃 Tonight’s Club Sesh is a trip through psychoactive plants, their history, culture, science, and maybe a few surprises. Tune in, roll up, light up, and let’s get weird. 🔗 www.youtube.com/live/D3UYJzk...

Lab-tested, myth-busting edibles cookbook 💃 Schedule 1 drug = shadowban 🫠 If the algo (and Amazon) won’t push it, you can. 📚🌿

Anna Delvey bought two bunnies for an ankle-monitor photo op, then dumped them in Prospect Park. Neighbors had to rescue them. ICE says they go after “criminal immigrants,” but somehow it’s always the dishwasher, never the scammer with a publicist.

Your oven called: she’s on summer vacation. We’re going no bake but get you baked on Kitchen Sesh today: OG Fudge + Nom Nom Nanaimo Bars 🍫🌿 1:20PM PT live! 📺 www.youtube.com/live/XyFEtK6...

Peer pressure works, apparently. This is your fault, chat. Wednesdays, YouTube, Club Sesh, come enable me live. youtube.com/@vanessamari... #peerpressure #clubsesh

Not shocked the modern-day poll tax (Real ID) was signed by Republican president George W. Bush back in 2005. Voter suppression has always been the plan. Silencing women, the poor, and the marginalized isn’t new, it’s strategy.

Imagine relating to Cartman unironically. Peak self-own.

Every edible hits harder when you forgot you took it. That’s physics.

We’re going live at 4:20pm PT! Today’s Club Sesh is called Dirty Talk — and yes, it’s about soil. We’re digging into dirt, terroir, and what makes weed (and everything else) taste like where it’s from. Come get earthy with me: www.youtube.com/live/u3s9zDn...

15 years deep and still some dude thinks I’m just site seeing. That’s cute. I hope his plants are as confident as he is.