God Damn Lonely Love seems like more of a Cooley song to me, but Jason sings it. #DriveByTruckersTalk

I bet AI has some tattoo ideas we haven’t even thought of yet.

At Union Market Should I be insulted? Should I be insulted? By that question? And what it implies? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Be warned, This may be objectionable To my higher power.

Going to run for president on a platform of requiring RFK Jr. to remain fully clothed at all times.

I hope you like Kenosha so much you stay there.

I could be wrong but I think Todd Glass may be a genius.

I wonder if all this will teach the young people the fakeness of authority. I hope so.

Shut up

My ideal black flag lineup? Greg Henry Dez Chuck Kira Bill

People of Wisconsin need to pull their heads out of their asses and get rid of their esteemed senator Johnson. #Badgers

When is the Big Arch coming to America and why do UK and Ireland get it first. This is not fair.

I’ll be around I’ll be in town

A lot of people think Frazier would be a bad president, but I bet Bulldog Briscoe has some interesting policy ideas.

If something is already delicious, and then you make it crunchy? Well I say: So much the better!

Anybody that knows anything about rap knows that none of Kendrick’s songs stands a chance against Hotline Blink.

Recently I’ve had some co workers with interesting smells. Here are three that come to mind: Hotel Soap Axe Body Spray and Merits Dog-grooming Spray Sound off in the comments with what your co-workers smell like!

If I were releasing a 4-album Red Hot Chili Peppers record, I would put Under the Bridge on every one of those discs.

I’m just going to say happy birthday (provisionally) to @prettygotugly.bsky.social because I can never remember the day, but I think it’s about now. If I’m early please ignore. Anyway, she’s the best!

I can tell I’m going to fall asleep soon. I have an intuition about these things.

I can think of about ten terrible guys in history who had weird problems with their dicks. I wish this was not the case.

I think a lot of “magic” is done with common trickery.

Usually I can watch the superbowl on YouTube without too much trouble. That seems to no longer be the case.

I would pay good money to see Ilhan Omar kick the shit out of that breakfast-with-blassie-looking mf.

You got your hot streak in my I’m due.

Almost 0°. For a Minnesotan this is like the dirt in the vampire coffin. I live to fight one more day.

How millennials feel about Blink 182 or whatever? That’s the Swans for us. Exact same emotions. #TurnToStone #GenXTalk

Probably my favorite Super Bowl song. youtu.be/n0ipct9sHyQ

Watching khurangnbin videos on you tube and I hope I never find out where they are from or hear them talk.

I am rooting for the Seahogs.

Sure Peter Thiel is a weird skull-headed transhumanist fascist freak. But somehow the idiotic Christian stuff is what I find really troubling.

Made my son listen to Frosthammer, explaining the technical points of the music as best I could. I think he got it.

Ever notice that when people die there is very often a doctor nearby, but only rarely a bus driver? Take the bus people. Wake up.

Great dream this morning that started out as a lost shoes/travel anxiety situation. Then I kind of woke up behind some plexiglass, and people were asking me questions, but I had a hard time hearing. Came to find out they had made me into a wall thermostat AI chatbot. Young me w/ blue shirt avatar.

James Harden is the pudgy unfunny English latenight host. But he’s also involved with sports.

Bowen Yang must be so pissed about that Taylor Rehmet race in Texas.

Even the Slint version of Cortez the Killer is making me emotional.

Trump hates this tweet and does not want you to retweet it.

Twice within 24 hours, a previously unknown (to me) concept came up. The ancients believed that from the bottom of a well, even in broad daylight, one could see the stars.

You can’t spell Starlink without stink

I love it when you call me big pooper

@awesomer.bsky.social Why did the Rancher study Semiotics? He thought post structuralism was about fence architecture.

I have noticed a trend on YouTube of people doing deep-dives and explainers on various topics and then going on to pronounce every fucking thing wrong. This is some kind of troll I guess?

Je m’en cul fois.

I’m going over the Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer song in my head, and I can’t imagine how it could possibly be true.

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Just Kool would actually be a great deal. But just imagine, you also get The Gang.

How can 12° feel so much colder than 16°? I dont know, but it does.

My ears are ringing this morning. You guys hear that?