The alt saw it last week but here’s a delayed #FCF cause I want attention 😮‍💨

XXXmas double whammy 🎅🏾

Got up and did the thing today. 🤷🏾‍♂️

You’ve set my world on fire 🔥

Simply seeking attention 👏🏾

hey hi hello 👋🏾

Okayyyyyyyy ✨

I don’t JUST make bear face, I promise 🦷

👋🏾

There are few things I want less than a live-action Legend of Zelda 🤦‍♀️

Oops — missed #FCF by a few minutes 😅

I wanted to post this to Insta but I feel like the pants are riding a liiiiiiiitle too low 😬

Anyone else reading #TheRoseField? The fact that she took the patronymic Iorekova made me cry such happy, happy tears 🥹

A little outtake for #FCF 🪵

Undecided on this one 🤔

Self-deprecating comment 💪🏾

Why would I buy a costume when no one wants to see me scantily clad on any given day lmao

yeah okay whatever

Shadows working in my favor 🤌🏾

Simply seeking external validation 🤲

The socks stay on for #fcf 🧦

Hey, gay people 👋🏾

#fcf to feel something 🤷🏾‍♂️

Deactivating IG tomorrow for an unknown period of time because everyone is hotter and hornier and happier and my psyche cannot take it anymore. I’m deserving of the same and it hasn’t happened and I’m so fucking angry and sad about it.

Hey 😏

A little skin, as a treat. 😎

Boat day ruined by a weather advisory ⛈️

In every couple there’s the one ready to serve face and the other ready to serve body-ody-ody 🛥️

¡Hola, mis amores! 🥰

Last night wasn’t a movie but it was a much needed release 🪩

A little A/B test for #FCF

We’re on a boat 🛥️

Felt very White Lotus 🪷

WTB any advice toward sexual healing that ISN’T just “fuck people you aren’t attracted to” 😭

Struggling socially but will absolutely throat punch the next person who tells me to join gay kickball as a solution!!

Just dropping in as proof-of-life 🫡

I might be chopped, I might be puffy balding poor hunched back no bitches no future no property no prospects. But I can go for a walk in shorts after dinner.

Hitting on me by telling me my friend/partner/boy/FB is hot is NOT the angle — did people forget etiquette??

Taking the first step to not feel so isolated and alone by deleting G*indr and S*iffies. 🫡

This is basically just a selfie account 🤳

I’m a grown man and I love chicken tenders.

Is hating fucking everyone a sign of depression? Asking for myself.

I’ve gone to a bathhouse at least annually since /2008/ and not ONCE have I been approached for sex by someone other than the person(s) I went with. I HATE that my entire sense of self-worth is based on my sexual attractiveness to others but I am at my literal wit’s end—no food nor sleep in ~24H.

Speak on it, king—he’s SO hot!

The Side and Demisexual epidemics are converging — I don’t want to volley 20 questions about our respective days I just want to get it blown tf out!!!

The gay ouroboros is being attracted to men that aren’t attracted to you 🐍

Post your most Daddy pic 👨🏾

Post a fictional death that devastated you — This one isn't recent in the slightest and I still cry at least once a month.

Unbelievably blazed for this p*ssp*rt photo attempt 😮‍💨

Sharing a bed with a dog is… so nice, honestly—free heat, boundless affection and their little snores are so cute!