yeah okay whatever

Shadows working in my favor 🤌🏾

Simply seeking external validation 🤲

The socks stay on for #fcf 🧦

Hey, gay people 👋🏾

#fcf to feel something 🤷🏾‍♂️

Deactivating IG tomorrow for an unknown period of time because everyone is hotter and hornier and happier and my psyche cannot take it anymore. I’m deserving of the same and it hasn’t happened and I’m so fucking angry and sad about it.

Hey 😏

A little skin, as a treat. 😎

Boat day ruined by a weather advisory ⛈️

In every couple there’s the one ready to serve face and the other ready to serve body-ody-ody 🛥️

¡Hola, mis amores! 🥰

Last night wasn’t a movie but it was a much needed release 🪩

A little A/B test for #FCF

We’re on a boat 🛥️

Felt very White Lotus 🪷

WTB any advice toward sexual healing that ISN’T just “fuck people you aren’t attracted to” 😭

Struggling socially but will absolutely throat punch the next person who tells me to join gay kickball as a solution!!

Just dropping in as proof-of-life 🫡

I might be chopped, I might be puffy balding poor hunched back no bitches no future no property no prospects. But I can go for a walk in shorts after dinner.

Hitting on me by telling me my friend/partner/boy/FB is hot is NOT the angle — did people forget etiquette??

Taking the first step to not feel so isolated and alone by deleting G*indr and S*iffies. 🫡

This is basically just a selfie account 🤳

I’m a grown man and I love chicken tenders.

Is hating fucking everyone a sign of depression? Asking for myself.

I’ve gone to a bathhouse at least annually since /2008/ and not ONCE have I been approached for sex by someone other than the person(s) I went with. I HATE that my entire sense of self-worth is based on my sexual attractiveness to others but I am at my literal wit’s end—no food nor sleep in ~24H.

Speak on it, king—he’s SO hot!

The Side and Demisexual epidemics are converging — I don’t want to volley 20 questions about our respective days I just want to get it blown tf out!!!

The gay ouroboros is being attracted to men that aren’t attracted to you 🐍

Post your most Daddy pic 👨🏾

Post a fictional death that devastated you — This one isn't recent in the slightest and I still cry at least once a month.

Unbelievably blazed for this p*ssp*rt photo attempt 😮‍💨

Sharing a bed with a dog is… so nice, honestly—free heat, boundless affection and their little snores are so cute!

Was pretty hyped about this play today tbh #MarvelRivals

Last night wasn’t wild, but it WAS fun 🚧

Need EVERYONE to resolve to vary their posts in 2025. Please always fight the good fight but also share shitposts because I am SO tired of seeing your 14 stories about global atrocities and generalized awful shit happening in my backyard.

Edible taken ✌🏾

uWu

Another year with Carly SLAY Jepsen at the top 🫡

Apologies for all the bear face lately 🥩

Baby’s first Chicago snow… the weather kind, anyway. ❄️

Please rid me of these k*tamine sniffles! 🤧

Autumn afternoons 🍂

In a bad mood so here’s some #FCF

The number of faceless men who message me, expect a response and get angry when I don’t respond when the first line of any and all of my online profiles is “No face pic, no chat—no exceptions!” is truly baffling. Absolutely astonishing.

Yet another ENTIRE vacation where no one wants to fuck me and I’m so so so so so tired of it 😔

Good morning; say it back 🌞

Gimme one margarita, Imma smile for the camera. 🧀

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #255,471!

Interesting niche I’ve found, playing Daddy to younger and impressionable men. It feels good, almost comfortable, but I want it to be mutual and beneficial and never cross the line into creepy and manipulative. Need to be mindful.