Mother’s Day mogging 💪🏾

It’s the freaking weeking! 🙌

Hi—welcome to Chili’s 🌶️

I need an Etsy witch to tell me when I’ll start being attractive to men IRL because I’m so far beyond rock bottom mentally.

Less flexy, questionably sexy 🤔

Flex the pain away 🍑

Two hookup cancellations back-2-back let’s fucking goooooooo

Felt big?

Is pit content still a thing? 🤔

Sorry if my gymslop absence has been felt; I’ve been on… vacation 🙊

Why can’t a hot person be obsessed with me!

🎵 Baby, shut your mouth and turn me inside out 🎵 #FemmeFatale

KNOTTY PINE?! 🌲 🐟 🐱 💦

Still doing the thing 💪🏾

100 workouts later and, surprisingly, even less self-confidence ✌🏾

Every deadlift was agony because I slept on my PA wrong 😑

Hey 👋🏾 👨🏾 🐶

Oh let’s just make a day of it and post for #FCF too 👅

Not bad looking for 40, right? 👴🏾

Pit stop! Quote with your pit pics! 👃🏾

Been a few days 👋🏾

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

#TestamentOfAnnLee soundtrack on REPEAT 🙏

👨🏾 ❤️ 🐶

Hey, bro — you’re RIGHT in my eyeline 😤

Still small but I felt big anyway 🤷🏾‍♂️

Choosing to smile today 😤

Monarch on my shoulder 💪🏾 👸 🍄

Bloodwork came back — testosterone is healthy and fine but I’ve bottom-starved myself into being anemic, so there’s that. ✌🏾

Maybe (?) stronger than your average bear 🐻

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#FCF on main since it’s been a little bit. 👋🏾

Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.

TRT consultation tomorrow because I apparently can't make a dent socially unless I'm jacked.

Is than an ab?! 👀

Does sweaty pit content still make waves? 👃🏾

Looked my age this morning so y’all are spared another gym selfie.

My man keeps dragging me to the gym 😵‍💫

I still don’t feel the endorphin rush from exercise BUT I did randomly get turned on feeling my own muscles the other day so… progress?

hey 👋🏾

I promise this isn’t a fitness account it’s just my only hobby atm 😅

An aggressive and eleventh hour #FCF

Inching ever closer to muscle bottom territory 🙊

Maybe I should have picked up the wig 🤷🏾‍♀️

Some leftover #FCF, as a treat 🍭

I look so much more like my mother the older I get.

It’s Wash Yo Monkey Monday! 🐒

gymslop

I really want to be intrinsically happier about my progress at the gym, but I’ve yet to see a payoff that’s worthwhile /to me and my goals/ — no new attention & no new dick. At best my only palpable outcome is I can carry my dog’s food home now vs. getting it shipped.

Felt big yesterday idk