My man keeps dragging me to the gym 😵‍💫

I still don’t feel the endorphin rush from exercise BUT I did randomly get turned on feeling my own muscles the other day so… progress?

hey 👋🏾

I promise this isn’t a fitness account it’s just my only hobby atm 😅

An aggressive and eleventh hour #FCF

Inching ever closer to muscle bottom territory 🙊

Maybe I should have picked up the wig 🤷🏾‍♀️

Some leftover #FCF, as a treat 🍭

I look so much more like my mother the older I get.

It’s Wash Yo Monkey Monday! 🐒

gymslop

I really want to be intrinsically happier about my progress at the gym, but I’ve yet to see a payoff that’s worthwhile /to me and my goals/ — no new attention & no new dick. At best my only palpable outcome is I can carry my dog’s food home now vs. getting it shipped.

Felt big yesterday idk

Just because it’s cold doesn’t mean I have to skip #FCF

Can someone tell me exactly when the endorphins kick in? In the best shape of my adult life and my mental health is still in the absolute shitter 💩

Manscaped a little too close to the sun 🌞

My bear teeth 🦷

My bear tea 🐻

The alt saw it last week but here’s a delayed #FCF cause I want attention 😮‍💨

XXXmas double whammy 🎅🏾

Got up and did the thing today. 🤷🏾‍♂️

You’ve set my world on fire 🔥

Simply seeking attention 👏🏾

hey hi hello 👋🏾

Okayyyyyyyy ✨

I don’t JUST make bear face, I promise 🦷

👋🏾

There are few things I want less than a live-action Legend of Zelda 🤦‍♀️

Oops — missed #FCF by a few minutes 😅

I wanted to post this to Insta but I feel like the pants are riding a liiiiiiiitle too low 😬

Anyone else reading #TheRoseField? The fact that she took the patronymic Iorekova made me cry such happy, happy tears 🥹

A little outtake for #FCF 🪵

Undecided on this one 🤔

Self-deprecating comment 💪🏾

Why would I buy a costume when no one wants to see me scantily clad on any given day lmao

yeah okay whatever

Shadows working in my favor 🤌🏾

Simply seeking external validation 🤲

The socks stay on for #fcf 🧦

Hey, gay people 👋🏾

#fcf to feel something 🤷🏾‍♂️

Deactivating IG tomorrow for an unknown period of time because everyone is hotter and hornier and happier and my psyche cannot take it anymore. I’m deserving of the same and it hasn’t happened and I’m so fucking angry and sad about it.

Hey 😏

A little skin, as a treat. 😎

Boat day ruined by a weather advisory ⛈️

In every couple there’s the one ready to serve face and the other ready to serve body-ody-ody 🛥️

¡Hola, mis amores! 🥰

Last night wasn’t a movie but it was a much needed release 🪩

A little A/B test for #FCF

We’re on a boat 🛥️