Sooo, after their first nine races in Supercars, Toyota have already jumped Chevrolet as Ford's main rivals and record their maiden win thanks to Ryan Wood at Taupō. It's the Gazoo Racing factor, they don't do anything by halves and they most certainly aren't here to f**k spiders 😅

So with the tropical cyclone cancelling Sunday's racing at Taupō, that means there's gonna be four Supercars races next weekend at Ruapuna, a track nobody has raced these cars at before. If they haven't learnt the track by the end of the weekend, then something's gone wrong lol

Love waking up and finding out that I forgot about the Supercars racing in New Zealand this and next weekend lol. First up, Taupō. Is it Tow-po? Toe-poor? Tore-po? Any way you say it it's a pretty racing track

I can't stop thinking about Figgy Earnhardt, what's wrong with me 😂

It's Oscar Piastri's birthday today. Heres the very rare Bluesky doxxing of my face as a gift lol

I can also reveal that I was approached by AF Corse to drive their 499P, but I turned it down because I wanted to keep my day job as a humble forklift driver. 😜 Pffftttt, I think Ferrari has many better options in its driver talent pool for a WEC seat than an unproven-in-sportscars Jack Doohan

Saturday morning thoughts - we needed to see prime Casey Stoner go up against prime Marc Marquez, and we are all poorer for having not experienced it 😔

Love me a cheap $6 purchase from the local Easter book fair 🏁

Audi y'all

OHHHH JORGE MARTIN IS BACK, FOLKS! holy shit, where did that come from?! He now leads the MotoGP world championship for the first time since ... Valencia in November 2024 😜

Holy fkn shit Bez, get your shit together man! He's still the favourite to win this world championship, but this crashing from decent positions habit is gonna murder him later in the season

Sooooo, I'm seeing a lot of discourse on the state of Formula One so far in 2026, and I am now genuinely curious as to what y'all think - what is Formula One? What do you expect it to be, what do you want it to be? How would you change these current regulations? I'd love to hear what people think!

So I assume it's gonna vibrate like crazy and then break down after 25 minutes? 😜

Random person in MotoGP press conference: "what's one question you would ask Pele?" Diogo Moreira: .... (Pele isn't alive) lolololol First time listener, first time quoted poster. Great podcast and can't wait to listen to more eps!

Oh hell to the yeah! This reminds me of the Mugen liveries with the menacing eye design thingy on them, this looks sick! 🔥

Reddit users are blaming the MotoGP riders for the track being prepared inadequately and breaking up in Goiania on the weekend. That's an insane take on things to say that the riders were at fault for the weekend's events 😳

The main takeaway from this video is that Nigel Mansell used to sing nursery rhymes over the team radio when he was bored during a race 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=E3eb...

Lol whaaaaattttt? Why on earth would Wheatley leave Audi for Aston Martin, aside from a massive brown paper bag of money and half a year's gardening leave? That's staggering and I do not understand the logic

Ummm yeah so these things are absolutely beautiful 🔥

Things we love to see! 🫶

I know it's only a small sample size of two Grands Prix and a sprint race, but I think I like this new Formula One. I'm enjoying the racing, it feels like you can come back at another driver fairly quickly, and the racing will only improve as teams figure out what they've got and how to use it

I had to really think about who my driver of the day vote was for. Bearman great once again, potential points for Sainz, but I think Hadjar spinning on lap one and hauling that fuck-ass Red Bull-Ford back into the points does it for me!

Sorry Estie Bestie, I think that one's on you, monsieur

I actually cannot believe this fact - absolutely incredible. Imagine telling your December 2025 self that this would happen, there is no way you'd ever believe it 🤯

OMG WHAT A BATTLE!!! I don't even care if it's absolutely pointless in the grand scheme of this race, but Ferrari fighting Ferrari is sensational and I love it!

At the start of 2025, what would you have predicted would happen first - Kimi Antonelli winning his first race or Lewis Hamilton winning a grand orix for Ferrari? It feels both options are very realistic possibilities today

Jolyon Palmer: "You wouldn't think Colapinto is gonna do anything stupid." Ummmm sorry but I think we're talking about different Franco Colapintos, here 👀

Both Cadillacs ahead of a Red Bull and both McLarens ON PACE ALONE. Cadillac supremacy may get boring 😮‍💨

Holy crap Max's Red Bull handles like dog shit, doesn't it?

Not Checo Perez trying to take out his teammate in the grand old battle for position nowhere on turn three of lap one for a new team that's desperate for race data 💀💀💀

No immediate mention of SVG on the front page of his sponsor, 10/10 disappointment 😅 superfile.com

Today marks the 25th anniversary of the release of Daft Punk's masterpiece 'Discovery'. An incredible album that helped shape my love for these two French robots. Side note, this song was my morning wake-up alarm every day for a few years - a great song for it 😅 open.spotify.com/track/7cMFjx...

This race had it all - and iirc, was the first real example of what DRS, tyre management and battery management racing could be like. 😜 Also, my nostalgia for the Brundle/Coulthard commentary pairing remains as large as ever - amazing youtube.com/watch?v=92yo...

I forgot to post my (not so) quiet track picture after the Australian Grand Prix, so here it is; cc: @jeff-gluck.bsky.social Btw, the kerbs were actually just jagged concrete, idk why but I expected them to be some form of special composite material?

A Toyota Supra Supercar can't hurt you ... The Toyota Supra Supercar in question:

I just got a soft serve ice cream at the Grand Prix from the exact same guy who's van was on top of Mt Panorama at the Bathurst 12 Hour lololol

The Audi is the most beautiful car on track, don't @ me haha. It looks so good in real life 😍

The trackside PA commentary keeps referring to him as Sir Lewis Hamilton, and I am absolutely all for it

The crowd at turn 10 went absolutely crazy when Leclerc took the lead off the start ... then subsequently groaned when Russell retook the lead lol

The whole park feels like a balloon has been popped, the energy feels so deflated around the track. The Australian home race curse continues (I'm still bitter about Ricciardo's DQ in 2014 😤)

WHAT THE FUCK EVERYONE IS STUNNED. IM ACTUALLY SHOCKED

130,000 people today at the Australian Grand Prix and I have seen precisely zero people wearing George Russell merchandise

MotoGP team owner Guenther Steiner just drove past me in a golf cart and all the fans still absolutely adore him

This watch display would absolutely be worth more than my annual salary 🥴

Umm yeah so I'm a Cadillac fan now 🇺🇸

The McLaren LMDh hypercar looks incredible, particularly when painted in a faux Marlboro red and white livery 🔥. Unfortunately you need to be in a much higher tax bracket to get any closer to it than this lol

Bluesky, please allow me to introduce to you the swans of Albert Park Lake!

Cars and Coffee pt. 2!

Let's see how the Cars and Coffee display at the Australian Grand Prix differs from the Bathurst 12 Hour: 😅

Modern-day Formula One is seeing a Pickleball court next to a six-story high Doritos viewing platform overlooking a lake the drivers don't even know exists