1-900-GO TO BED

Frog

DEAR GOD YES

Tonight on stream I'll be continuing the subathon reward of Indycar Racing II full seasons, an oval start in the 1996 CART season’s first race (Because CART will only let me do ovals due to the Laguna Seca incident): The first race was held at the newly opened Homestead Motorsports Complex:

Fox

Welcome to Canada! OK.

Tonight I’ll be playing Amazon Trail on stream once more after doing an Indycar race or two. Starting at 5:00 PM CDT!

American Truck Simulator horror crash:

Words can't hurt our Greek GOAT his shades are gucci

bird hat 2, I broke it just putting it on and I’m big sad. Five bucks down the drain on this sweet ass pheasant hat.

2006 Audi R10 TDI picture: Martin Lee https://www.flickr.com/photos/kartingnord/ under CC BY-SA 2.0

Unofficial Football World Championship title has been LOST. We’re fucked.

bird hat

"You're right, my life is meaningless and and I'll tell you about the space I take up. I'm a ticket taker at a toll booth in danger of being replaced by a bucket."

Live now with Production Car Challenge Coranado Catastrophe and KWIK TRIP MOUNTAIN DEW DUNKER REVIEW: www.twitch.tv/brendanhyper...

*snort*

I believe there is a problem here:

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom.

My long awaited updated sim rig tour is up now on the channel, showing off my gear and sharing my thoughts on my time in sim racing: youtu.be/bAKg1jzcGWA

Not only is our next game against Australia an important group stage match, it is also a title shot for the United States for the Unofficial Football World Championship. This is high stakes, baby.

Brendan Hyperstar was disqualified from the Creator Series race at the Nurburgring today after failing to take all four tires during pit stops as required. He mistakenly believed the rule required him to only change "tires" and only changed two on multiple stops.

My car for Creator Series at Noon CDT on Sunday, Esports Pros v Creators ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN: OK.

E-gamers

Apologies for stream audio issues today and the dentist drill that was my Indycar engine. I heard none of this on my end and will figure it out.

drifting

Tonight: I begin one of my subathon rewards: the 1996 Indy Racing League season. A league I've been banished to after my suspension from CART in 1995 due to a despicable act on the Laguna Seca pit lane. Stream will start around 9PM CDT on Twitch. A very real press release below:

BREAKING NEWS: After a thorough investigation by the I5G I-Team, it has concluded that pictures of the 2025 Sim Gaming Expo at the Renaissance Schaumburg Convention Center were NOT in the same spot as the infamous ball pit that was present at DashCon in 2014. #BrendanBlundered

TEAM POP RACE

Bunny

I’m retiring from drinking milk

WHAT?

I have been drafted

…okay?

Indy 500 week story time happening now, plus a new stream intro debut because A MIDWEST GOODBYE MADE ME TWENTY MINUTES LATE twitch.tv/brendanhyper...

I’m back from Indy! Unfortunately I’m sick or allergies really kicked up. I spent more time outside Sunday than I have spent outside the entire rest of the year. We’ll take it day by day but the first stream back will be mostly me talking about my week there.

Irresponsible mother/father of the year award goes to these geese that led their kids across a 55 mph county road in Indiana this morning where I had to stand on the brakes!

Safe and sound with adult apple juice

Spotted this morning and my current thoughts since I’m accepting just being stuck in the Coke lot forever once again

The Indy 500 finish from my seats:

Holy fuck.

Little 500 (where we later witnessed a silver crown flip right in front of us against the wall)

Bought a library reference shelf at the Indy memorabilia show:

I am here for MORE HOT DOG RACING

Hi

The Indy house is basically frat boy simulator 2026, also here is our stash of bison grass vodka:

There is a copycat me on Discord with the username “brendanhyperstar.” (Note the period and join date.) If you get a friend request from this account, it is not me. Please report it if you can.