My latest column for The Intercooler is about one of my favourite cars: www.the-intercooler.com/library/feat... (Pictured below: the one I used to own.) As an aside, you can now read three articles on Ti for free – so check out what's available, including my back catalogue. #Suzuki #CarBlueSky

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs

Minimal faffing and all jobs going well. CV boot ordered and arriving Weds.

I think I want a BMW. I think I do, I know I do. 🤔

That'll do. Now we just need some good clear weather on Sunday for Bicester

First scrub of the year for the Datsun begins

Car was a mess after the forever winter. 124k now.

Boxster taxed and off for its major service to bring it back up to my servicing standard. Opened the door to find a lovely coating of mould on the seats and handles. Yuk. Killed it with APC and booked it into the local detailer in April for a full decon and paint correction.

Stupid people. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Didn’t piss around with dinner tonight. Looks like faff but all flavour

Damnit so close!

Kids been introduce to Fast & Furious over the last couple of weeks. Sadly we have to suffer 7 onwards now after the peaks of 3 and 5. Good thing Indiana Jones stopped at 3 and Matrix with 1.

I’m not saying the 90s had the best cars ever made but this video does and is a great way to spend your afternoon with a cuppa. So many great ones. #weirdcarbs youtu.be/2lLfdsZGc6A?...

Decided it’s time to send the Forester back to Torque GT to find it another home. Superb thing but for reasons other than anything to do with the car it’s time. It’ll be at TGT next month unless someone wants it sooner.

A car only a mother could love. What a strange thing it is. Check out this auction on PistonHeads! www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/...

One for your evening viewing pleasure. Hopefully as good as I hope. youtu.be/CxMhBzP86MY?...

Ahh what a time it was youtu.be/8wWLD6uKORg?...

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Aussie invader

Golden or burnt to a crisp. Formula 1's new golden age of celebrity may have just begun www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A small assortment from this morning

Pantera ‘70. This 1-of-1 hand-cut vinyl original artwork on a genuine De Tomaso bonnet goes to auction with Iconic Auctioneers tomorrow at Race Retro. Click here to register to bid: iconicauctioneers.com/pantera-70-d... As they say… find another! #detomaso #pantera #supercar

No AI though so I’m ok with the rest of it youtu.be/WXZpjZidCNk?...

More carpark buddies. This was an overflow with 1 other car in it. Safety in numbers continues...

Parked miles away in the car park tonight. Seems someone likes safety in numbers.

Also spotted a GR Corolla out today. Looks really good in a trying too hard kinda way.

CALLING ALL PROJECT MANAGEMENT & PRODUCTION PEOPLE! I have a great opportunity to join my Production Team working on the sequel to ALIEN: ISOLATION as a Senior Development Manager www.creative-assembly.com/careers/seni... Reach out if you have any questions

Ahh winter blue sky. Feels like yesterday.

Child 1 completed an hour of Suzuki Swift MANUAL driving today at Bicester Motion. No stalls, up to 4th on the back straight, slowed for morons crossing the road on a live course. Win.

Someone parked a house next to a house today

Off to Paris for a few days with work. Will do my bit for BS ratty Twingo spotting.

ONLY £20(+post), and ONLY 3 left from my one-off A5 signed prints sale. If you’d like to buy one, better be quick! These make for a great - little - splash of colour for very little money. Click here to purchase: joelclarkartist.store/search?q=a5+... #prints #popart #homedecor #beachlife #beachvibes

@joelclarkartist.bsky.social these are fantastic. And still one more to put up.

It's Monday, it's new Smith and Sniff time. This week, why do people advertise cars with faults and then claim these don't bother them? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

Dear @smithandsniff.bsky.social @carpervert.bsky.social @sniffpetrol.com Just heard your call for artists to help you with your new merch ideas. May I suggest the gentleman who you helped at a time in need @joelclarkartist.bsky.social. He’s an SSAG. Joel, listen to Smith&Sniff 386, 19 mins 25

Quite a rare sight parked up randomly in the village, even more so being used is such awful weather. Looked in good shape from the brief double drive-by.

C’MON FOLKS, ONLY £20(+post) for signed, Giclée prints… & only 2 of each! A5 size in black wooden frame. This is the only time I’ll be offering prints at this size, so be quick, as once they're gone... Go to: joelclarkartist.store (6 of 16 already sold) #carlovers #carporn #carart

Dog with massive ears

The magnificent work of @joelclarkartist.bsky.social is here, framed and hung. Beautiful in the flesh so you should really buy your own rather than just looking on your phone. His shop of plenty can be found here joelclarkartist.store

@petrospect.blog I think you need some downforce www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Dt...

Green Day are opening the Super Bowl. It may be perfect.

Here’s a video of the superior R33 GT-R proving its worth over all cars ever made past, present and future. Or something. youtu.be/x_vvXZ-7mgw?...

I‘d be so grateful if some of you motoring-world giants could share these artworks I have for sale. Only 2 weeks until rent is due, and genuinely not a penny to my name. Please DM for more info if interested in anything...or a commission @a1goy.bsky.social @sniffpetrol.com @carpervert.bsky.social

🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

This is why @remedygames.com get my time & money. Remedy’s principal audio designer Ville Petteri Sorsa. “Crunch is the easiest workaround for failures in management and project planning “It usually emerges as a response to financial pressure and deadlines that were never realistic to begin with.”

Ticket for the April scramble sorted, in the raffle for show parking and also going to the March assembly. If that doesn’t mean rain for Bicester Motion I don’t know what does.

Black 3 series, black wheels, 3D licence plate, “fuck it edition” badge on the rear. Exactly the person you’re picturing.

@denialvibes.bsky.social just heard your news on S&S. Very sorry, chap. Lovely letter.