[Lugnut began the short flight to the location the Autobot Prime had so foolishly challenged him to battle, his engine roared as he soared over trees, whipping the branches and leaves into a frenzy.] [In the corner of his line of sight a clearing was spotted,

WHERE ARE THE AUTOBOTS?!?! I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL, AHAHAHA I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVEEEEE

ON MY TRAVELS TO SERVE LORD MEGATRON I HAVE FOUND PURPLE ENERGON, A MIGHTY RESOURCE FOR THE CAUSE

Lugnut bat (left) and Starscream bat (right) -RB

I HAVE GAINED ACCESS TO THE LOCAL CYBERWEB. THIS IMAGE SHOWS THE GLORIOUS LORD MEGATRON’S STRENGTH IN COMPARISON TO THE FEEBLE MAGNUS

THE CREATURES OF THIS PLANET ARE SMALL AND FLESHY, EASILY TRAMPLED UNDERFOOT OF THE GREAT DECEPTICON CAUSE

LORD MEGATRON IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I HAVE ARRIVED TO YOUR LAST KNOWN LOCATION, I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU.