[And with the dynamite set off and his room at the mines practically destroyed, Lugnut smiled wide. He wouldn’t deal with the complaints any longer, no.] [Muting his HUD he exited the base, transforming into his bomber mode and taking off without a care in the world.]

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THERE IS 500LBS OF DYNAMITE IN MY ROOM DO I SET IT OFF YES OR NO

CRAVING THE ELECTRIC BUZZ OF DARK ENERGON

THE ATMOSPHERE IS DRY HERE I AM DEVELOPING A PLATING CONDITION

THEY DID NOT FIND THE DARK ENERGON I HAVE HIDDEN

IT SMELLS DAMP HERE

[Lugnut began the short flight to the location the Autobot Prime had so foolishly challenged him to battle, his engine roared as he soared over trees, whipping the branches and leaves into a frenzy.] [In the corner of his line of sight a clearing was spotted,

WHERE ARE THE AUTOBOTS?!?! I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL, AHAHAHA I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVEEEEE

ON MY TRAVELS TO SERVE LORD MEGATRON I HAVE FOUND PURPLE ENERGON, A MIGHTY RESOURCE FOR THE CAUSE

Lugnut bat (left) and Starscream bat (right) -RB

I HAVE GAINED ACCESS TO THE LOCAL CYBERWEB. THIS IMAGE SHOWS THE GLORIOUS LORD MEGATRON’S STRENGTH IN COMPARISON TO THE FEEBLE MAGNUS

THE CREATURES OF THIS PLANET ARE SMALL AND FLESHY, EASILY TRAMPLED UNDERFOOT OF THE GREAT DECEPTICON CAUSE

LORD MEGATRON IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I HAVE ARRIVED TO YOUR LAST KNOWN LOCATION, I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU.