Moving to the Wirral area next month, don't suppose there's anyone on here from there that wants to show me around?

Happy hump day! 🍑

Cute day out at the zoo 👀🌞

Back for a bit after a long time away, change of username as I'm older and thicker and can't really call myself a twink anymore 😂

@myrrky_photography on ig

Taking a leak and the lighting is friendly

Why is there always someone who just full on tries to shove their hand up your arse in a dark room 🫠

Good night! 🌙 Now say it back, but only after you’ve finished what’s in your mouth, it’s only polite 👇

I'm gonna need a gym buddy/someone to force me to go to the Gym or I'm just gonna go the gainer route and get a belly instead 😂

Gave you breakfast, now here's your #humpday lunch 😈

Straight nudist beaches are... interesting. A bloke walking up and down the beach stopped and came over just to tell me he thought I was Russian and my tattoos make me look like a KGB agent... What agent is covered in red flower tattoos my guy

I love a crisp pair of white socks

Good morning. #scs

This is my #Saturbate

The urge to comment "smash" every time someone posts their dad anywhere on socials

Anyone want a nude gaming day tomorrow? (With optional extra of sitting on my dick)

Anyone in Amsterdam for pride? 👀

Spam liking all my posts might impress some people, but it does my tits in and is the fastest way for me to block you. Just stop.

This UK thing of having to scan your face on every website that has any form of 18+ content is getting old real fast 🫠

Good morning

Good morning poles #humpday

Also someone pls come game with me everyone I know is seemingly away at a conference or meetings or something 🥲

The one time I'm in the mood to top a stranger and I just seem to be attracting tops on grindr today, where were they all yesterday 🫠

Any tops in Manchester wanna come over? Bored and horny isn't a good mix 😂

Let’s get back in the sauna for round 2 lads

The amount of people on here who edit their faces so heavily they look borderline AI in their pics, and no one mentions/seems to notice it drives me mad.

Anyone know of any nudist events around/near Manchester that aren't all just swim meets? 😐

Come give your Dad a hug for Father’s Day. Don’t know what to get him? I’m accepting pics of your hairy parts in the comments 🐻😈

Aaaaaand fucked up my tricep so can't do any more weights before my holiday end of the month 🥲

Mornin’!

Okay, so, me and the fella are going to be in Berlin for our anniversary, anyone know any nice restaurants there I can take him to? 🥲

Do you like when you can see dad’s bush over the top of his briefs?

another day, another atomic wedgie

Who likes white socks and big ginger cock?

Builder just walked past the window on the scaffold and made eye contact with me while I was jerking off 😳

Happy Softie Sunday