"alright bye bye."

"HE'S ONE TOO!"

"I don't fucking know ask Michael he's the nerd"

"they're apart of the multiverse I fucking hate all of them if you ask me"

"How is he your peepaw but I'm inconsiderate scum... That's a double standard Sora."

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID! but apparently I was an inconsiderate asshole! And I ended up loosing around 10M from the lawsuit... Ended up tracking down the old lady and hacked her to pieces with my axe."

"Oh cry about it you brat"

"I got sued in '87... And again in '23 when I woke up... Gave an old woman a heart attack when she went through fazbear frights"

"woke up today and the animatronics looked like this... Fucking insane if you ask me"

"they take more money from corpses... Try being sued for once"

"I'm trying to get rid of it all so the health inspector doesn't sue me"

"I'm gonna shove a brick of asbestos in your mouth"

"shuddup"

"WHO WANTS ASBESTOS I NEED TO EITHER GET RID OF ALL THESE BAGS OR SNORT ALL THE ASBESTOS BEFORE THE HEALTH INSPECTOR COMES!"

@destinyslight.bsky.social "you want some asbestos I found 100 bags in the back of fazbear frights"

"you heard me I wonder what asbestos smells like"

"I want to inhale 40KG of asbestos"

"guys it's another me we should all go love this other me."

"hahahahaha I have a freedom motif"

"Course he's real... I fucking made him."

@tirednightguard.bsky.social OMEGA THAT'S MY TWIN RIGHT THERE

OMEGA someone better even my pin rn or imma nuke everyone

[William just doesn't GAF he's just blank.] "If your plan is to send me down into Purgatory again don't bother."

"Fine... you've gone from making 100 a week to 99 a week."

"I'll chop your arm off then."

"Michael I'll deduct your pay..."

"CASSIDY GET OFF THE ROOF YOU COULD BREAK MY SIGN."

"OH... OH ALRIGHT." [Begins dying of 8 different cancers.]

"MICHAEL YOUR LIKE 37 YOUR PRACTICALLY 40 ANYWAY!"

"Ah my bad... My ears were crushed in the suit."

"They don't call you bollocks."

"It's simple honestly..." [William laughed once more.] "They were just easy targets."

"Unfortunate for them." [William Laughed.] "Those brats had it coming you got lucky."

"They were basically starter companies back when I died... Trust me Cassidy life was weird back then."

"I did... I'm pretty sure I have a Nokia somewhere in here but it was probably crushed during the springlock..."

"Good... Good... How is Vanessa?"

OMEGA is stalin charging a fucking rasengan

"How have you been Michael we haven't chat in a while."

"Trust me Cassidy when you're staring at an 80 year old who can't answer his phone with his ringtone at full you're gonna feel a bit mad."

OMEGA gng i got like a wave of muse for springtrap so expect me on here for a while. Have some of this too :R

"It's mainly because Chuck E Cheese called me gay... I think he searched me up on Pintrest or something."

"I can't go to a nursing home... I've met other old people before and they annoy me."

"That's one thing... I also burnt down a Chuck E Cheese!" [William seemed ecstatic.] "And about the sequel... Apparently Skeet Ulrich is gonna be in it."

@sleepynightguard.bsky.social "MICHAEL! MICHAEL! GUESS WHAT!"

"The fuck did I do?"

"GO GET HIM MICHAEL BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS."

"Kid I'm surprised people still cared about Fazbears after my death... And what do you mean not the first time?"

"I don't remember this existing...? Did someone rip us off while I was asleep?"

"YEAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"