LEAVE BLACK WOMEN OUTTA YALLS MF’IN GROUP CHAT!!!

Mitch McConnell:

Every time Nicki Minaj picks up an electronic device to type, I hope and manifest that she gets electrocuted with each keystroke.

Love and Basketball Love Jones Save the Last Dance

FRANKLIN THE TURTLE FELL AND I MISSED IT??? WHO HAS THE VIDEO??

Excepting shit to go right when lacking accountability is so fucking assed backwards.

Baby Brokenhearted Almost Doesn’t Count

They stole my New Orleans Saints laynard off my rearview mirror 😂😂😂 like…IDEGAFA

Life is so awesome until I woke up, got ready for work, and seen that somebody broke into my car and stole my overnight back and purse.

Disappointed like a muthafucka…but I’m not surprised.

I swear I laugh loud AS FUCK to keep from crying. Because if I start crying I’m going to fucking jail…

Danica is gonna ride this “first woman to qualify in a racing match but ain’t no placed in a Gatdayum thing” card to the end of the world, huh?

Whatchall on here lying about today? 🧐

I just saw an influencer on TikTok say that they refuse to give their child Tylenol, and instead they only give them acetaminophen so I’m just logging off for the day

T, C, J, & (i know it just says 3) S

Whatchall on here lyin about today?

Yep…I’m in love…this man got me on the ledge at the Skydeck…im terrified of heights…

I. AM. ON. VACATION!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Celebration for #ThatMan’s birthday starts NOW!

In two days imma be headed to #ThatMan’s birthplace…Lordt…this nigga is serious, huh?

Whatchall on here lying about today?

I’m noticing a lot of the black men on my FB list are shucking and jiving because they got babies by white women and are years behind in child support. So now they’re scared to speak out about that man gaining an extra blowhole in his neck.

I bake.

Italian or Mediterranean

Chicken wings

Cakes from scratch Beignets Gumbo

Okra Baked fruit pies Liver Oysters Cantaloupe Honeydew melon Baked beans Turkey Virginia ham

Anything Italian and seafood.

Ramen noodles. I was 6. As far as a meal or entree? I made friend chicken. Learned how to cut an entire bird. I was 12.

Don’t trust any southern recipe from NOBODY that wasn’t born AND raised in the South.

We still wasting “thoughts and prayers” on that recent resident of the lower level of Hell or have we honored the memories of the lives lost 24 years ago today?

As in the “United States”?

My 26yr veteran BF said that they wasted a bullet. And with that being said: I’m going to bed.

There was a shooting at a school in Evergreen, Colorado. Don't let the shooting in the neighboring state have more attention... these are children.

Only empathy I feel is for the children of that man.

It’s HIS upcoming birthday, yet I’m the one getting gifts 😂😂 I was talking about getting a new watch for work and this shows up at my door…

Look man, you hittin them corners too GD Fast. I almost spilled my Yak on this $200 suit. Keep it together baby!

My name is Leonard, but all mah friends call me FRENCHY. Cuz I'm hip, I'm slick, and all the women looooove my cologne! Gotcha! (OK I might be showing my age here)

Teach yo birds how to squabble!

Whoever bullied #Starbucks into using real pumpkin in their pumpkin spiced flavor can go straight to hell…on the fastest available transportation.

NIGGA WHY AM I JUST CATCHING ON TO THIS?????

I’M FINNA CHOKE @deelo502.bsky.social 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Get this weak ass Louisville offense the fuck outta my face…

The bottom of an empty Woodford bottle. lol But on the nights before a working shift I listen to rainstorms on YouTube.

THIS is how I would dress 24/7…I love tailored suits!

Meh…I hold up well for an old lady…

Been off since 1pm 🥳🥳 Side note: Young Dolph was fine ass hell!

I have a LOT of rules for eating seafood. They’re based on decades of meticulous research. Ask me anything.

The first rule of seafood is to eat it when you're close to the sea. There are some exceptions (like you can order shrimp or white fish anywhere because they travel well frozen) but for the most part you're really just better off avoiding it if you're more than a day's drive from the ocean.

It’s FRIDAYYYYYY🥳🥳🥳

I was blessed to see Michael with the big nose and Afro…the moonwalk on the Grammys…to see him finally enjoy his life without the approval of his abusive fathers