That’s the bare minimum of what they should be doing. They don’t deserve thanks.

The strength of her ancestors was about to fuck that man up.

The fact that people are still eating at mid-ass Chipotle amazes me.

Unless they’re albino. Because albino ones are t*rrorists

I’m supposed to head out on Thursday…this shit looks like it’s not going anywhere until next week…I’m pissed

The fact that this fucking snow fuckery has delayed my moving plans is lowkey bringing back my urge to drink again.

Meteorologist Jim Caldwell reporting live from BUMFUCK can kiss my ass.

PUNK ASS DEMON DUCKS

This fucking incoming snowstorm has delayed my moving plans next week b

Ain't nobody more single than married men online

Louisville folks ain’t forgot the ‘94 Blizzard. That’s why we collectively panic purchase like this. That MF was a monster! It’s when I learned about cabin fever.

That’s because ICE is doing the police’s job for them.

It's a snowstorm not the fucking apocalypse

I’m almost 50 🫡🫡🫡

It happened to me. I got pissed and locked my tweets. Aaron’s wife had to remind me that I (used to) own a gun and that I could fight. I unlocked my account and never had another issue.

That reject of a Commander in Chief shitting on himself is the exact representation of white American MAGAts

Compton, make us proud…

Impressive, Indiana…

We went from club flyers to corporate whoring.

Me: I CANT WAIT TO GET TO TEXAS!! It’s cold AF right now!! Also me, in May: WHY IS IT SO HOT IN TEXAS???? Where is the snoowwww??

When did they ever stop?

*don’t have to explain

Lmaoooo the mayor is a BAN…this was personal.

I’m so Gatdayum glad that I don’t to explain if I’m Black or not.

We?!?!?! Nah baby.....you. As in you people. As in you white people.

HEAVY ON THE LAST TWO SENTENCES.

They are one and the same, dear. But go off…

Excellent. Let’s see you do it for the ones being snatched outta their cars just for looking “like an immigrant”.

Lies and deceit!

These niggas will cheat in an electric wheelchair…

Thomas Jefferson whole Gatdayum face on the side of a mountain and his entire bloodline can be traced in Tennessee. Kimberly not Kim needs to shut all the way fuck up.

I’m not arguing with nobody that’s not Black today…

Fuck Abraham Lincoln, too.

White Americans hated MLK Jr and they still do today. Stfu white boy Stfu white girl Idgaf if you're a Democrat, Republican, independent, progressive, etc Shut your white ass up today in memory of MLK Jr. PS: fuck Robert E Lee #MLKDay

How TF do you praise Coretta but degrade Black women in the same breath? I promise yall…invitations to the cookout IS THE DOWNFALL…

Imma need you to heal whatever trauma that made you say this. JFK was a whore. FDR was a whore. Thomas Jefferson sexually assaulted and forced a teenage slave girl to bear his kids. And these men are celebrated and yall don’t say NOTHING.

Yall really elected a man with the mentality of a 5 year old

And watch them harass his living children online by telling them “This isn’t what your father stood for.”

This man said Godzilla ain’t shit but an oversized iguana with halitosis and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

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Ducks Then KK

Nailed it! 😂😂

Listen…there’s gonna be a lotta slow singing and flower bringing…

Why are yall like this?? 😂😂😂

💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

I have 10 days before I move and I haven’t packed a damn thing…smdh

You can go live on Bluesky now. Wow…. No.

You “move in silence” MFs really need to STFU