Sometimes I look at a picture of the tattoo I got covered and that was literally so ugly??? Why did no one say anything to me? Lmao

After being in my house for almost a year, I finally got a vacuum cleaner lmao

Wow I hate being alone all the time lol

Now that Matt Gaetz’s schedule has freed up he can go attend a Robbie Rotten lookalike contest

Got a promotion at work 🥳

The only think I miss about New York is that you can leave a water bottle in your car and it’ll be cold and ready to drink the next morning

They should invent a green that doesn’t have blue in it

I just know the person who titled this is laughing their ass off