my advice for having a good bluesky experience: - make enemies immediately - start shit in public but act morally superior for it - get mad when you see people acting weird and make it their problem - barge into other people's replies to scold their friends for cussing - post pictures of weapons

I am an anachrocapitalist with a lust for ludonarrative dissonance. I can only buy antiques that I don't need.

I think I should just get this off my chest. I never know what day it is.

swear to god if geocities came out today some of yall would be posting about how irresponsible it is to let anyone create a web page

Noise Awards 2025 only has two categories, but it's an excuse to have a livestream and figure out what everyone enjoyed this year: harshnoise.online/noise-awards...

I used to be vehemently against cel shading because I thought it looked tacky. I’ve been playing Zelda: Windwaker recently and am starting to realize there’s a lot dumb beliefs I used to have that prevented me from having fun. That’s gamers for you.

Show in January. Gonna do some beeps and boops.

I got a few listens this year according to my Spotify Wrapped. Sadly, I didn’t get paid for any of it.

My #applemusicreplay is always a bit deceiving because there’s so so many things I only listen to once each year.

I’m member #187 on @subvert.fm 😂 murder number.

I don’t care who the new seattle mayor is as long they make it harder for me to get punished for things I didn’t do and help me get my business off the ground.

Needy Streamer Overload anime is gonna usher in a whole new era of BPD girls.

Imagine blaming your transphobia on journalism.

People keep throwing hammers at me on the street saying they recognize me from some website called bluesky. What's goin on here? Did I miss something?

Nightcore

I’m basically hideous and brain dead now. Thanks Obama.

The only time harassment works is when I need to finish a project because it helps me log off and makes me afraid for my life and as a musician and writer I cannot function without the threat of death at my doorstep

I’m really glad they don’t ban users for things they do off-site because one time I got a speeding ticket and I don’t want it following me for the rest of my life.

I keep forgetting how political this game is. Maybe because the last time I really played it I was not socially conscious. Or conscious in general.

I don’t get on here very often. How are things? Everyone getting along?

Baudrillard rules everything around you

I love AT protocol!!!

One time a guy hired me to do a spell to find his father’s lost heirloom. He paid me, I didn’t do anything, he found it anyway. Sometimes a little wishful thinking is all it takes to get a job done.

People say they are Hideo Kojima fans but don’t even know what this is

I verified my #NFD on #Algorand! nfd-verify:5703253 app.nf.domains/name/deathos...

Latent Space: A post-human dance party I'm organizing on July 18th at Gallery 1412 in Seattle.

There should be a bsky app that takes the firehose, learns from it in real time, processes it through exoloom and lets you interact with what it thinks your feed will look like weeks in the future.

I used to troll people on Christian rationalist forums as a kid in the early 00s and all the admins turned trans

Is bandcamp Friday still a thing

every summer should be brat summer

I’m so glad I don’t have any irl friends who play elder scrolls cause I’m playing oblivion for the first time and am quoting it nonstop

Justin Timberlake might not be on screens much after his drink driving but he’s always gonna be May to us elder millenials and im pretty sure most of us have DUIs anyway 😂

I want to turn on the radio and hear nothing but static thinking I’m in the ozarks with bad radio reception and I can’t tell what’s a podcast and what’s a rock song between the static and garbled voices and shrill guitars. I want to turn on the radio and let my ears be filled with endless torment.

Stop trying to make me say basal ganglia in a sentence

The overwhelming need to post on social media that you got tickets to see a band that either never comes to your town or always sells out before you hear about it.

decentralization is basically a wmd for people with addictive personalities and ADHD because you feel like you need your finger in all the pies and you ultimately cannot hone in long enough to develop anything meaningful anywhere

Glad my stuff sucks too much to ever get noticed or put on these piracy sites lolol

Bluesky is kind of my virtual panic room where I come to post when I know the UI isn’t weaponizing visual design philosophies to accelerate my aging process

You look like outlier data from the Milgram Experiment, in a bad way

If you’re following me and I haven’t followed you back and you WANT me to follow you back, consider this: a little bit of authentic engagement goes a long way. My threshold for paranoia about bot swarms is pretty low considering certain people’s past behavior.

why are you like this

Every time I post to Bluesky I consume 1 cup of water but you don’t share any irrational concern over that because you care more about the efficiency of a bunch of random data centers than your fellow human. 🖤

I want a drone swarm and unfettered access to the Vegas orb for an art project but they don’t let the poors have anything nice 😂

What if autonomous synthetic Luigi Mangione but for the CEO in your mind.

I tell people I’m the Wesley Willis of pornhub.

girl dinner

Bluesky is like my own personal red room

MySpace cloutshark simulator

I keep trying to explain that I don’t play the real theremin.

Does anyone drink coffee. Is there a “BrewSky”