Hades 2 doesn't unlock until 1 AM. I am an old man who falls asleep at 10 PM. Grr.

Imagining an episode of The Bear where every time someone says "cousin" it's because they see a cousin from Katamari

さよなら富士山

Where my bros at?

Pressing buttons on my screen while being distracted by a cute guy produced this photo.

A large part of why I chose to come to Japan for three months is to have some kind of break from the American...everything. I wonder what the country will be when I return in December. It isn't looking good, is it?

I might have a gashapon problem? A little?

Oh no, feelings.

Important life update: I own these now

Hey gays,

There is another FOREIGNER in the adorable middle of nothing coffee shop I've been frequenting in Tokyo and I am incensed. Livid. She is SO MUCH prettier than me. Go away, lady.

I guess I'll just get used to baby quakes in Tokyo.

They're the same picture

Going to TGS this year. Anyone who's been before, what should I be aware of?

"Some people should learn how to take different types of photos of themselves," I think to myself as I take yet another photo of myself from the same angle.

I love this shirt

Oh, this is why I felt motion sick for a moment

This is a pretty specific question that I'm sure there are better resources for than Bsky, but I'll ask here first: Is there a way as a non-resident foreigner to get dental work done in Japan? Out of pocket is probably okay.

The worst thing about Japan is how late coffee shops open. I am awake now. I want coffee now.

Important: this coffee shop features a dog named Randy. He has eyes, but I'm not convinced he can see.

Was trying for the Ico one, but I'm happy with this gachapon get too

おはよう

Forgot to mention: I'll be living in Tokyo for the next three months

Felt cute for a change.

It's always "ni hao" and never "ni why"

So is someone who draws blood for a living and also takes it up the ass a phlebottomist? …I’ll see myself out.

This thing is fantastic

She hakuna on ma tata till I have no worries

Do I drive home while traffic is terrible and the sun is still high enough that it won't be in my face, or do I wait for traffic to die down and drive directly into the sun?

This is such an arresting and moving performance.

Don't care about Taylor or Travis. Only Jason. More Jason. Jason forever.

Why did it cost me $800 to renew my registration and retain my custom plates? This has been a very expensive week for me.

What's your favorite cruising spot? I'll go first:

Weirdly excited for my therapy session today

I'm sure this is other people's answer too, but this son of a bitch

My mom always wondered how I turned out gay even though I played with GI Joes. I don't know, mom, you tell me.

The Final Fantasy Versus XIII truthers are annoying and loud bunch. I'm going to become a Mega Man Legends 3 truther to spite them.

please help gold saucer music is stuck in my head and won't leave

If I unfollowed you and you aren't sure why, it's because you posted AI "art" slop. Knock it off.

Just spent three days in the hospital and now I'm at home recovering. It always puts me in a weirdly emotional headspace to go through the process (I've experienced this type of infection and hospitalization five times). Everything is going to make me cry right now. Especially this.

I will forever yell at you if you don't pronounce it Tee-dus, but I will join the fight against Ray-KWAY-zuh

The only answer. Imagine the conversations between Quina and Esquie.

No caption. Brain useless.

Serious question, only sort of asking for myself but mostly asking out of general curiosity: what is the legality of driving nude?

So I've done a bunch of my previous wegovy injections with no real issues. For some reason, I can't bring myself to do this one. I prepped for it and ended up sitting there getting ready for about an hour, but was not able to inject. Does this happen to others? Advice?

I downloaded 9 Monsters in preparation for an upcoming trip. What the hell is this app? What does anything mean? Can someone explain its various features to me?

Remembering the days I would write Seifer x Zell fanfics. I wonder what that says about me...

Can someone please share basic tee and hoodie recommendations for bigger boys? Jeans too, I guess. I hate clothes shopping.

The perfect lamp doesn't exi—