Hemingway never had to do this shit

Now Watching: Big Momma’s House 2

I want the figure skating Couples to kiss

when i was in third gay i thought i was grade

boan dawg

Fuckin’ A, Melville

The Dutch can absolutely eat shit

last night was as close to ssx tricky as you can get

imagine how cunty the figure skaters are acting right now

Misha coming out of fucking nowhere and taking it. Amazing. I love him. I love his braces. Incredible

Ilia got the yips

shout out to the Italian figure skater who skated to “cornfield chase”

97-year-old Noam Chomsky is in the doghouse and tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

The curling giveth, the curling taketh away

Curlers are workers

Boobacar appreciation post

Norwegian ski jumping dick injections

and now the Seahawks are gonna get sold to Jeff beezos

Devon Witherspoon jersey or Kenneth Walker jersey

I love you can use the term “strip mall handjob” and everyone will know exactly which billionaire you’re talking about

are we gonna get a scorigami in the gd Super Bowl?

“Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill shall come against him”

I hope Robert Kraft dies in the middle of this game

yeah Drake Maye is very aware of the pocket

oh yeah 250 years of freedom you say?

LETS FUCKING GO

this is what Sabrina Carpenter is singing about

italian winter olympics be like

why are Germans so good at luge?

I like how the Czech Republic got all the good athletes in the divorce

hello my name is Wolfgang von Mussolini Notanazi and I’m proud to represent my home country of Argentina in the Winter Olympics

Gold Zone

shout out to Italy’s Olympics jackets

when Prisencolinensinainciusol comes on at the club you know it’s going down

asking Kristy Coventry “ok but where are are ACTUALLY from?”

I no a like-a da longhornsa

shout out to all these white Africans at the Olympics. It’s your day lmao

shout out to the confused Italian dancer lady. I’m in love

I CHIME IN HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF LOCKING YOUR GOD DAMN DOORS

one of the countries in this is actively doing a genocide but Javy can’t smoke?

both tkachuk brothers can eat shit

“it ain’t cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving”

Trump shit himself. Should be a bigger story

we did it fam

We’re still in the first inning of how hilariously bad ai is gonna make culture

he stink-palms Dr Oz at the end

you know what pisses me tf off? Toys for children

Elon Musk should kill himself lol

It may be 11 degrees in North Jersey but the special election to fill the seat vacated by Mikie Sherrill in NJ-11 is…heating up.

Jake Bobo