OMEGA endorsement type shi

"I'm done waiting for stuff to happen... Count me outta this slog." [HOMER LEAVES THE #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍.]

"I can confirm... that this is true."

OMEGA the second cartman pulls out the Stick of Truth

OMEGA going down to South Park... gonna conquer the universe...

OMEGA he's in possession of the Zero Point Shard so he uses rift lightning to get around

"So right now I've still got a device I don't understand... a now never ending supply of donuts... and a high school degree I still don't deserve... ITS TIME TO CREATE A SECOND NIRVANA!" [HOMER JOINS THE #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍]

"Sweet... Screw it I'm in." [Homer immediately offered his hand.] "Why not officiate this."

"Hmmm... Money... Unlimited Power... Nah those sound lame... Can I get an infinite supply of donuts that I can change the size of?"

OMEGA I am genuinely so thankful you guys love me writing this fat yellow scarily powerful idiot 😭🙏

"Jeez... more schmucks wanting old Homer J. to come do things for them... What's in it for me anyway? Cause for all I know you could just be a lier."

"Wha-... what?" [Homer looked up confused... There was now a random armoured man stood behind his TV... Homer took a bite of his donut and got up.] "Who the heck are you... and what do you mean Power?"

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[Homer's just been stuck in bed for the past few days... Reason? The Kwik-E-Mart is closed and the Duff Brewery is under construction...]

OMEGA js wanna say if you reply to this marge will come beat your skull in with a lead pipe.

OMEGA this is Schmungo... He is my son.

OMEGA Considering bringing back my Ethan along with the Leon account ngl cause after replaying 7 and 8 I learnt how fucking badass ethan is.

OMEGA let's do some Homering

[The Giant Homer turned to the robot T-Rex a furious expression on his face.] "GET LOST NERD!" [Homer continued kicking buildings muttering stuff about expensive donuts and a man with a Z Shaped Staff.]

[Homer's just woken up to see alot of money in his bank from this company called... Dr. Squatch...?] "What... What the... WHAT? BAAAAAAART! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LET A SOAP BRAND USE ME FOR ITS BRAND!"

OMEGA if you looked me in the eye and asked me "OMEGA... what makes you scream like a fangirl." I'd say Leon Kennedy showing up in any RE game... cause when I watched the requiem trailer i screamed so loud to the point my mother genuinely got concerned

💬: "uhh... I'd say a frosted pink mixed with a Boston creme and 3 bacon donuts."

OMEGA yknow what fuck you I'm gonna make a deadpool account rn

OMEGA Has anyone told you I love deadpool.

[Homer froze in place as he felt his hands get suspiciously lighter... He'd then open his eyes and look down to see his Donut Box gone.] "AHHHHHHHH! WHERE'D MY DONUTS GO!? I SPENT MAGGIE'S COLLAGE FUND ON THAT BOX!"

"Have I payed my taxes...? Eh what will they do."

[Homer would stroll by whistling with a box of donuts in hand.]

"Eh screw it... I gotta do more of these things anyway."

OMEGA ONCE I GET AND FINISH RE9 YOU WILL BE GETTING LEON S. KENNEDY BTW.

"Can someone ask one of those ghost rider guys to let me make smores over their head... I want a smore Goddammit."

"mmmmmm food themed video game..."

OMEGA I got a hilarious idea for a Kenny account at the end of everyday I js kill Kenny in a stupider way each time 😭

OMEGA you may have thought of me as Plain Simple OMEGA but the truth is... I AM PROFESSOR CHAOS! BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION AND DOOM!

OMEGA here have a 2026 He-Man mention.

OMEGA I'm off to sleep night night!

“Screw it. I went back to the Cordverse and that’s where I’m primarily gonna be staying, but I’m super bored, so here’s an exclusive episode of the Skyland Podcast! Feel free to ask anything!” aqa.link/destinysligh...

OMEGA he js like me fr

OMEGA iron maiden fucking slapsssssssss

"Well... I know I can't do much atleast I can make sure your okay!" [Homer grinned.] "I just gotta be nicer that's what Marge told me."

[Homer doesn't listen and just keeps trying.] "If your sad I'm right here kid..." [He'd extend his hand.] "I'm Homer! Homer Simpson."

"Yeah sure was... I was stomping bugs like there was no tomorrow!" [He'd then yawn.] "I'll make sure kid... Don't want a bunch of Alien super soldiers flying about... Worked well last time."

[Homer noticed the boy stood completely still... He'd quietly approach and give him a tap.] "Are you okay kiddo?"

"Eh close... what happened is that I was trying to get rid of a small Zero Point shard by dropping it in the nuclear reactor and then... I uhh fell inside and the reactor went Kaboom and a ton of clones of me were created and when they were destroyed it released Pink Smoke in the sky which then

"Well your free to stay here kid! I'm sure marge would be honoured if *TITLE CARD!* stayed at our house!" [Homer finished nailing the final plank in the new... mini train track? He was building.] "And believe me I would love to do more fortnite stuff the first time was fun."

"So... what brings you to springfield kid?" [Homer crossed his arms his usual friendly tone never fading.] "Epic say I'm getting a season two or something! Hehehe..."

OMEGA he could've been the one to stop the rock from crushing Beatrix and the player but ofc that bum superman had to step in

OMEGA lil rant but Fortnite genuinely wasted the invincible characters and it is fucking insane they come in from the rift flying ready to fight just to be relegated to the shoot from the side characters MARK ALLAN EVE AND SUPERMAN FLYING AROUND WHACKING BUGS WOULD'VE BEEN FUCKING EPIC!!!

[Homer turned around to see the superhero levitating off the ground.] "Huh... Oh its one of you guys!" [He'd walk over to Mark with a grin... He's sure this dude wasn't bad.] "It's certainly been a while since I saw any of the people from that fight..."