PII? HIPAA? Dawg I’m about to send a 23 page application form with all of my financials to [email protected]

seing a playlist of all of the youtube videos that I've liked is a mind melt www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... ((obviously, this will be a playlist of your own liked videos))

there's insanity, there's friendship, there's genius, there's beauty, there's infinity, and then, there's Guy. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx WILD.

there should be a song that's like "this is a man's world" but it's "it's a pdf's world" or something that communicates/reflects on the dominance of pdfs.

would you pay $2/month for an unlimited 256kbps cell phone plan that is absolutely functional for text messaging, lets you use maps, and intentionally makes doomscrolling/video painful (but not impossible). and costs $2. and works with whatever cell phone. like two buck chuck but for cell phones.

what if I tattooed my todo items on my body would that help would crossing something out feel really good “bro, show me your progress” (I lift my shirt) “ooooooh”

i finally creative-directed a new homepage design (implented w claude code) after many years of personal website dysmorphia it has flying cranes & a little Icelandic turf house & due to whimsy is almost unreadable on mobile. in other words it's perfect. peruuuuse emilysaltz.space

one s in english? sometimes s! sometimes z! two ss in english? sometimes s! sometimes z! english learners: 🫂

super mario brothers for nes was 40 kilobytes in total. what are we doing.

do you live away from your parents? get them an aura frame. i don’t have an affiliate link. just buy them a frame and set it up. don’t hack together a raspberry pi and a display from digikey. give yourself the gift of giving them an aura frame. upload every picture. improve all of your lives.

a montreal winter miracle the “feels like” temperature is actually warmer! it’s still -15C, but think of how much colder you could feel xx

what if my personal web site had rotating text but if you just rotated your phone/laptop at the right speed, you /could/ read everything….??? or maybe i could read the gyroscope and motion stabilize my web site i just need a new web site

if you have sensitive teeth and want the canadian sensodyne with novamin, hmu!! I’ll ship it to you, no markup ofc xxx

type 2 airline delay: feels incredibly frustrating in the moment - you will never think about it for the rest of your life

have you thought of Homer D. Poe recently??

on m'a demandé des explications, alors en voici! bonjour.greg.technology

part of the "greg lore" is that I worked on the norad santa tracker in 2006 & 2007 (like, wrote the javascript with my colleagues at my first startup) the funny thing today is that google used to run the official tracker, but now both trackers run separately... and show santa at different places...

i made this shave.greg.technology drive safe x

why is "samely" not a word in english it's so much shorter and cuter than similarly it clearly means "in the same way" it's great. it's better. you could even have insamely to mean "to the opposite effect of", or "in the contrary way of" and also "insame" - "not the same" this is great. bravo!

if you live in Quebec and enjoy linguistic debates, this t-shirt will literally make so much sense to you - and will bring you and your loved ones so, so much joy. otherwise, it will so so, deeply, not do that for you. bonjour.greg.technology joyeuses fêtes xx

if there was an alternative to the webbys that didn't make you pay $245 to submit your cool netart site and had me as the incredibly-suave-and-fun host, and a jury of cool and great peers, would you take part in this y/n (almost a rhetorical q, I know) xx

i've never shouted a word louder and more from the depths of my soul than when I drove by a waymo that was blocking traffic and screamed F&*(^HNG CLANKER the person stuck behind it heard me and shouted back at me YOU KNOW IT BROTHER while giving it the finger impeccable human experience.

driving in LA is soothing in a "stimming is soothing" way

Ahhhh….. that’s! the business model!! Hahaha Incredible ad agency grift. Surreal.

I repro’d a super funny/weird bug in ios google maps Try using the mic button to dictate an address and say “one zero seven seven seven” ie 10777 What address do you get? I get a bunch of extra sevens…!!

so you don’t know either, apple?? that makes us two of us then???

a vanilla In’n’Out milkshake and some plane watching xxxx

My therapist: We’ve discussed this before, LinkedIn wouldn’t do that. That’s just your anxiety talking. Linkedin:

the sheer joy of discovering a forgotten bag of nuts in my backpack made me empathize with squirrels so much right now you have no idea

there is too much pressure to get your first tattoo right it almost feels like I’ve been procrastinating all my life to come up with the one and perfect first tattoo something deep and personal and meaningful and beautiful and …. anyway, I’m almost sure this is. E = mc^2 + AI

UFC?? You mean Ultra Fascinating Chess??

car return places in most places: the tire pressure light turned on and you did not contact us immediately? 24 hour newark airport car return in the middle of the night: leave the keys in the car and walk away

non gps mta subway directions gift idea!!

i am so touched by this, that I can't even express it to you all. my heart physically, biologically hurts from how beautiful this is. the internet came together, again. sandyuraz.com/blogs/bourda...

have you ever wished you could search through the lyrics of 500 techno sets? me too! hor.greg.technology

the airtag is free, but you pay $20 every time you locate it! #business

everyone keeps stopping me from saying "speak to you on the other side" instead of "talk to you in 2026"???? the other side of THE YEAR CHANGING what's not perfect about it??? smh.

i want this game into my veins en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PaRappa...

you haven’t thought of scalene triangles recently, have you xx

Free speech (freedom) Free beer (no price) Free fall (an imminent problem) Free kick (you like kicking, no one can stop you) Free range (soon enough, you will be dinner) Scot free (the jurisprudence was on your side) Free jazz (your muse’s a fat cat, “that cat can scat!”, doobadi boopati bap, jazz)

"when should I do this"? "when will everything be in place"? wonder no more! introducing the Ideal Conditions Calculator!! ideal.greg.technology

ever wanted to show what you're working on to the people on the other side of your laptop? now there's a way! peephole.greg.technology

"hi chase I just saw that an un-authorized phone has been accessing my account every day??" "oh just deactivate the phone" "..................... and?" "nothing to worry about" "............................. should I change my password" "yes, if you'd like to" ridiculously lackadaisical security.

Does anyone have any ‘60s pop instrumental records they don’t want, like from their grandparents or something? I will buy them. Martin Denny, Bert Kaempfert, that kind of thing. The schmaltzier and less hip the better. Let’s bring easy listening back for ‘26

Hi friends! I need advice: a dear friend and art critic is asking me for advice on where to digitize some material (see pics). 4 reels of what we think is 16mm film. It's believed to be an unfinished documentary that is part of an unplaced archive. They'll pay! Just want to know where to go

New VST beta testing from friend Zack (aka infinitedigits)!! amenbreakvst.com

tired: adderall wired: subberall - feel bliss as your pancreas sublimates cortisol into sugar multerall - doubles any phobias you don't have yet divverall - experience unihemispheric slow-wave sleep, like a dolphin loggerall - tinnitus for your eyes

easiest and best job in the world: being a cheerleader for people at Recurse who push&support each other into doing their best lives' work. (this is my answer to "what would you do under UBI")

I have a conspiracy theory that people have started saying/emoting/sing-song’ing “awWwww” a LOT more in the last 5 years Am i crazy

Friengency Working with your friends and sending contracts to them and collabing w the best people Co-coined with @kelin.bsky.social