Wende we now tuo hundred ȝeer bifore, to Chauceres tyme. It seemeth ȝit as Englisshe, but it nis nat esy to reden withouten greet connynge.

Drop a crush from your youth.

I was wondering why the succulent plant I have which is the same variety wasn’t being any longer. Minnie cat!!

Is anybody else a little bit fed up of the curling? #Olympics I work full time, curling has been getting A LOT of coverage between 1800 and 2100 alongside the ice skating. I like skiing and snowboarding which is taking place during daylight.

Anyone who missed their childhood vaccination (probably in their 40s to 50s) can get MMR on the NHS for free and it seems an increasingly a good idea to do so as incidence rises. You really really don't want to get measles as an adult.

Nice to see some FIS big air snowboarders 🏂 have their gloves on strings through their jackets. Everything which was uncool and geeky is now vibing.

Cirio Pasta sauce with bacon… “100% Italian tomato” #JustOneTomato? #NoBaconThen?

Pizza for tea after a busy week. My brain read Margherita and made me think about Margarita Pracatan from the Clive show. Here’s a link in case you’re much younger than me. youtu.be/SisILpC38I8?...

This is who runs this account.

Warwickshire #Reform Councillor outed as HMO rogue landlord after 2 of his properties closed for health & safety reasons by Tamworth Council investigation. Just the kind of person we want making decisions about short-term housing across the county. #Warwickshire kenilworth.nub.news/news/local-n...

Dear #Regatta I can’t see the products I’m considering buying, because you want to tell me how many people are looking at it. This is not working for me.

Alphonso the mango coloured cat 🐈 jumped on our Minnie by her cat flap last night. She’s been in all day, looking worried. We know it was Alphonso because he left his collar behind!

There’s an info-advert for using a smart speaker on BBC sounds to rewind a programme. The actor who plays Jolene in #TheArchers voices the ad. I got very confused about rewinding things on smart speakers / George CCTV wiping sub-plot whilst I was driving!

Someone was stretching out last night.

Amazed the people who spent days coming up with elaborate conspiracy theories about the Queen's choice of jewellery haven't cottoned onto this nod to Denmark's finest export...

Went to get the hot water bottle out, Minnie saw an opportunity.

Oi, #Ocado no! Pictures of *berry* flavoured Cottage cheese and M&S *Cheesy* hot cross buns. 😫

Our New Year’s resolution was to have a picky tea on a Saturday if we’re not going out. It’s great, the leftovers make lunches all week.

Right *rolls up sleeves * who else is ready for #TheArchers?

A lesson in checking the measurements when buying things on eBay. The goldilocks medium sized (just right) bowl is out there somewhere…

My OH likes salad dressing. Hahaha

Hello everyone, Jeff (@tonkerthomas) from Ambridge On The Couch here. We've finally caught up with everybody else and have set up an account over here. Please follow us so we can figure out who all the #TheArchers people are!

Good evening to everyone waiting for #TheArchers to begin.

Madness! Apparently we’ve banned sharing non consensual nudes in the UK, but not the making it or providing the software? #Noncence

Just seen an uncanny #Colgate advert using AI to either create or “enhance” one of the people. She was so smoothed she didn’t look human to me! #AI-In-Adverts

Minnie doesn’t want to get up this morning, after a late night mousing. Minnie 1, Mouse 0.

I am an aduIt, but haven’t done the age verification thing in BlueSky. So BlueSky assumes I’m under 18 years old. I can’t access direct messaging, but I haven’t seen a p0rn b0t in months, which is great!

Considered by many to be the most common sound in English, the schwa is a rarely noticed but always present vowel, and it's absolutely essential for the English language to sound the way it does. https://aboutlinguistics.com/explore/what-is-a-schwa/ #linguistics #language #phonetics #schwa

Uurrgghh Henry calling Helen “Mother”. Passive aggressive twit. #TheArchers

Minnie cat, who will be three years old in a couple of weeks, just had the biggest zoomies /parkour around the lounge. She’s not a big fan of the snow.

The blood I donated three days before Christmas has been used at Kings College Hospital. Being a #BloodDonor doesn’t hurt, takes 45mins and gives you an amazing feeling of altruism. Could you make it your new year’s resolution? www.blood.co.uk/the-donation...

Minnie (in the style of the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz: “Come on, put ‘em up!”

Help me out here! Is the actor who plays Brad in #TheArchers Aldi the toy dinosaur in the Argos adverts? Ta.

Clive Horrobin stalking Susan Carter? #TheArchers

Brain Aldridge was being interviewed standing up? There’s Qs about Siobhan are not modern policing interview tactics! #TheArchers

#TheArchers SPOILERS ALERT … PM on Radio 4 has just broadcast an extract from a future episode. It was a Police interview with Lilian about who hit George Grundy over the head with a bottle. “If he makes it it could be attempted murder“.

Happy New Year phone peeps. Welcome over the bridge into 2026.

Minnie has found a new place to snooze / watch the squirrels on the lawn.

If tomorrow is your usual recycling day remember that it might not be your actual recycling day. Put your recycling out if tomorrow is your actual recycling day. If tomorrow is not your actual recycling day do not put your recycling out

Merry Christmas 🎄 from Minnie who appears to have lost her head again.

It’s the most tangled time of the year!

It’s the most tangled time of the year!

Wordle drama here this morning. Three letters correct and in the right place on first guess. Then 6 more letters guessed over 3 lines, NONE of which were in the word. I didn’t get it today.

Brenda makes an inadvertent premonition about Josh not surviving the runs (diahorrea) in #TheArchers 😉

Did Azra say they’d be “Coxing and boxing about”? What does that mean? #TheArchers

It’s that time of the year again: Have you decided whether to check you have enough wrapping paper and cards already, or will you just buy some more anyway?

@thecidershedpod.bsky.social Just listening to last week’s podcast - thank you. Dead John and Tony really did have a right ding dong! I wasn’t a listener back then. It was nice to hear the clip. #TheArchers

We paid £99 for Covid vaccinations at the pharmacy this year. OH sent a manager of staff home sick yesterday, guess what - Covid. On the basis of 2-14 days incubation, and then OH giving it to me, I think I’ve avoided having a Covid Christmas. 🎄

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard