Like I can take antibiotics with a meal and I can take antibiotics every 8 hours, but like, every 8 hours with a meal is just, we're going hobbit mode I guess?

I think when you go to the dentist and your mouth hurts and you're being so brave about it they should gently pat your head and say you're their best patient and you do such a good job taking care of your teeth and it's so unfair that they're hurty and then give you a sticker and a forehead kiss

Flatmate asked me where the knife honing rod was and I had to explain it was still packed in my kink gear bag from my trip 🫠 Anyway now I need to get a new one for the kitchen because they (completely reasonably) want adequate separation between impact and kitchen implements

Lying in bed realising that the bagpipe music I've been hearing for the past 20 minutes or so is a somewhat janky version of bella ciao

Trying to completely reinvent my sense of style but coming face to face with the issue that I a) am incredibly temperature sensitive, and b) live in Scotland, and thus c) face the issue of being perpetually fucking freezing in clothing of my desired vibe

Watching Withnail and I at 16: um. Why are they like that? No one actually acts like that. Watching Withnail and I at 27: I have met and hung out with people exactly like this and the only real difference is the people I know have easier access to hrt

Got this sick print from Rudy Valley linktr.ee/transrebelcowboy at Afflecks and it has immediately earned a spot on my desk

Seeing Sandy is a one of the new stardew valley marriage candidates: 💕✨️💖✨️💕🎉💖 Seeing the other one is Clint: 🫤

My neck has had such a rough time in Manchester ngl

Nina needs $30 for ulcer medication - are you able to help or signal boost?

It's fucked up how Manchester is like Glasgow but better but also Glasgow is like Manchester but better

Getting the heartrate monitor is honestly one of the best things I've done. Going from asking "why am I exhausted all the time?" to seeing that it's because my body is running the engine full blast for no good reason has helped me chill out and give myself permission to take it a bit easier

Stopped taking my magnesium supplement to see whether it was actually making a difference and after a week I can positively say that it is most unpleasant to feel your heartrate jump by 30bpm every time you take a sip of water or stand up

Sisyphean sink repair

Pancakes worth the 3 times I set off the smoke alarm 🙌

Okay I actually watched Hamlet and damn he's just like me for real

Like ideally I'd be doing a bunch of physical exercise to wear myself out but considering the considerable joint and chest pain that's not the best option and so, regrettably, I must post

AWS KMS? Damn I guess they *do* have a service for everything

Going full Hamlet mode, yeah I truly have lost all my mirth, and, living in glasgow, the magestical roof isn't even fretted with golden fire, but is just a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours

I really kinda pinned all my hopes on getting through January and then being magically cured of my SAD and various ailments but I made the crucial error of forgetting what February is like

The most unrealistic part of stardew valley to me is the ability to wake up completely rested and full of energy at 6am after jumping straight into bed at midnight

I got a "posture trainer" in an attempt to remove my shoulders from my ears but it looks just like a fuckin dog harness so this may become a multi use item

Pen testing is just cybersecurity cnc

Entering my Shakespeare arc

I have a message from Nina I and my community members we need help ,our community had a toilet which is now full ,it is nolonger helping because it is full, We are in need of support as we are aiming to raise about 200 dollars to build up another one, anyone who can help please we appreciate 🙏

Beautiful woman giving me pain deep in my chest 😩 and her name? 🥺 ✨️ Costochondritis ✨️

Okay like does sleeping like shit make my symptoms worse or does my symptoms being worse mean I sleep like shit?

Yeah you could say I'm a ferment-pilled lactobacillus max(my jar of overfermented sauerkraut explodes, sending a shard of glass cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly)

Okay I am actively seeking pen recommendations for journalling 🙏 Preferably ink that dries quickly and won't smudge, and a pen that feel smooth rather than scratchy and can cope with my hypermobile scrawling

My dress sense says "13 year old who loves hello kitty" but my youtube search history says "balance exercises for seniors"

Programming is great. Love to spend 2 hours trawling through someone else's code to finally find that the issue is there's a . where there should be a : and also that the reason it was so hard to find was that the "should this raise an error if it's wrong?" flag was set to "nah don't worry about it"

donations have slowed down lately, which makes sense I guess since it's January, but if you're able to contribute anything or share it would mean a lot <3

You've hit stress level 💥5💥 Sleep restores 30% less energy (stacks with previous levels) and has a 50% chance to inflict the "haunted by nightmares" status condition Eye twitch becomes 20% more irritating Nose twitch added Bananas become spicy

Me: I'm in bed on time, stretching routine and meditation complete, weighted stuffie next to me, comfortable bedroom temperature, I *will* get a good night of sleep My housemate's cat (at 2am): right, time to practice for my upcoming audition for the eraserhead baby directly outside your door 😺

I think if you get to 10 hearts with Jodi in stardew valley before Kent shows up you should be able to compete with him to romance her

Deliberately hunching over my desk with the worst posture imaginable to make sure I get maximum value for money at the massage I've got booked next week

My weighted stuffie and silicone chew toy arrived yesterday and the contrast between them is great. Like yes this is Spike he's a cute fluffy dragon and I cuddle him and pet him and carry him around like a baby 💕 Oh and here's nameless faceless silicone guy. I bite the shit out of him.

Do my sexy knee high compression socks excite you? 😏

Fucked up when half of you is having a menty b and the other half is like, lucid enough to curb the impulses and roll their eyes at the melodramatics but now you're just stuck in a stalemate where nothing is actually happening except a headache and a new eye twitch

Nina's phone is on the way out and her phone is how she can access the money from the fundraiser. Due to how expensive things are there, I am going to buy a phone here in the UK and send it to her, but that still means we need to raise about £350, which we are currently about a third of the way to

I'm built different Not necessarily better, not necessarily worse, but more like a bespoke custom build that has some bizarre quirks and that it's a nightmare to get replacement parts for

Trying to schedule social, nutritional, physical, and mental enrichment for myself but unfortunately my brain is a petulant child who is demanding no less than 12+ hours of daylight and a 10°c average temperature increase

The peanut free peanut butter I've got is pretty good for most things but it's not quite as good to eat straight out of the jar with a spoon :/

Got a tea towel with preston bus station on it for Christmas so now my living room has decor

when I refer to my genitals as my "junk" it's because my ideal bottom surgery will give me a fully functional ship with a central rudder, overhanging flat transom, watertight bulkheads, and a flat bottom design

Doing breathing training but vaguely concerned that beefing up my diaphragm like this could mean my next bout of hiccups has the power to kill someone

Kinda surreal being sat in a travelodge in Birmingham on grindr and discovering at least 3 other people in *the same travelodge* also on grindr

Wait has grindr paywalled filtering for trans people? Like the only thing that made the app barely usable?

I think one of my biggest red flags is that I keep telling people they should switch to linux while not actually switching to linux myself