Woke up, made biscuits, ate biscuits, took nap. Life is good.

Y'all I have been waiting...holding my breath to be able to tell you this. I am working with some very talented people on a new project. I will be doing the art and have been asked to head the writing on the manuscript! This is a local Indie film@ @pfistermedia.bsky.social

Please respect my decision

Silly mermaid

Same tbh

Took me longer than I'd like to admit

I believe "normal" is the word you're looking for

It's not as funny when you know that "fruit" is a scientific term, while "vegetable" isn't.

I think we're all way too familiar with this

Maybe it stands for "Exhibitionist Traveler" you don't know

Marlene cooked with this one.

I don't have a bird feeder. I'm staring down random squirrels.

FWIW, I really have no idea WIW

Alternate film endings

You might have to squint to see this one

The power of punctuation

One of history's mysteries.

That's living history right there

I knew something felt odd about Spring

New health plan seems sketchy

*insert rimshot*

God, people are such animals on a flight. Take me, for instance. I'm having canned red wine and cookies. Who does that?!

I reject reality, at least for now

Speaking of pandemics

I want to laugh, but...

Burp...

Runny eggs on cinnamon raisin toast. If you, like me, enjoy sweet and savory food pairings and are a fan of eggs on toast give this a try ASAP. I thought about trying this last night as bedtime hunger prodded me, I'm really glad it did.

You'd think that's obvious, but...

Legitimate therapy

What? I only bought 6 king cakes for #MardiGras. That's just 3 per person!

Legit question

Are you a romantic on a budget? Dollar General has your back.

I Wanna Hold Your Ham #porkdishesinasongormovie

Someone wise once said, “Kid Rock” was the nickname for Epstein Island 🏝️

I appreciate the concern. Please experience it elsewhere.

*raises hand*

Ouch

Had a BLT for breakfast. It's going to be a good day.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn