Tom Gardiner
@thogar.bsky.social
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Reality is overrated. User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.
Every winter, weather in the deep South goes through the meteorological equivalent of puberty
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My zone is exactly the size of Earth. Bye.
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I want in on this email list
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Have a duck and a smile
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Forget sharks
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Peacock feathers can emit laser beams, a first in the animal kingdom
Scientists get peacock feathers to emit laser light after adding dye and green pulses, revealing surprising biophotonic applications.
https://www.earth.com/news/peacock-feathers-can-emit-laser-beams-animal-kingdom-first/
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Meanwhile, in the antimatter universe...
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Me during the holidays
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Time to play "So, You Wanna Rename Shit?"
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I hope everyone has a good
#Christmas
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Maybe everyone else is singing the wrong song
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Holiday snack tip
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I've been on a homemade biscuit kick lately. I finally got tired of baking little batches and made 34 biscuitd that I froze. They cook great straight out of the freezer.
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If retirement has taught me anything it's that I really excel at fucking off
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You don't even have to be nominated, just hungry.
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"Hail to the Choad"
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Had a big, fat nostalgia sandwich today
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Current mood Past mood Future mood Mood
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#truth
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Stevie never Wondered, Johnny had the Cash, Neil isn't Young, George is Strait
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Best synopsis ever
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#earworm
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All I want for Christmas is you...to shut up
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Instead of a hand he has his head up his ass.
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He's onto something
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Christopher Broker
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Forget March 14, today is the real Pi(e) day.
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Introduce yourself with five events you've attended: Colonoscopy Spinal surgery DMV waiting room Port-a-Potty in Southern heat Chuck E Cheese birthday party
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about 1 month ago
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Y'all excuse me, my bath is ready.
#Thanksgiving
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Everything's too fucking expensive
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How to buy the tastiest cereal
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Look at my local dispensary handing out boxes of matches like it's the 1960s! I love the nostalgia.
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This would be immensely practical
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Thor has his hammer, I have mine.
about 1 month ago
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One! One very good point! Ah ah ah ah...
about 1 month ago
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I'm serious about turkey, y'all.
#HappyThanksgiving
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I about to have my second dental surgery in the spa of 6 days. I'll be on a liquid diet and they only prescribe ibuprofen for the pain. So fuck that, I just stocked up on vapes, gummies, and extract. Tommy ain't gonna feel no pain.
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Morm
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Who's hungry? I've got left-overs.
#biscuits
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Stargate is finally back!
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Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series ยป GateWorld
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm.
https://www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11/amazon-greenlights-new-stargate-series/
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Damned teenagers'll eat anything
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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about 2 months ago
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BabsStabs๐
about 2 months ago
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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I look better on paper
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Darren Ewing
about 2 months ago
what's a movie you never tire of watching?
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Shoeless Jym โ๐ฎ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ฅ
about 2 months ago
What's a movie you never get tired of?
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What's a movie you never tire of watching?
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about 2 months ago
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My new favorite country song. It focuses on what's important in life.
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I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
https://youtu.be/lR2pslqKNP8?si=0hxmXzjQIa0D2n_g
about 2 months ago
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Putting lip balm on while your mouth is still numb from surgery is hilariously difficult and impossible to stay within the lines. Well, at least my balls are nice and moisturized now.
about 2 months ago
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Oh, and this so-called "Oral Surgeon" never used his mouth once! Fucking ripoff...
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about 2 months ago
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Thanks to healthcare in the USA I just bought a good used car from a brand called Oral Surgery.
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