when you come down to it Godzilla is just the most righteous shit of all time

I have 22 of these tarot cards to make for kickstarter Please recommend your favorite long video essays or binge-worthy videos I beggg

I promise I'm still doing cool author shit, but my desk is on a different side of the house than I'm used to and my brain has been in meltdown mode about it for a week 👍

I hope they play Pink Pony Club.

Jay and I are going to a metal show tomorrow to pull of this legendary look

Flatcolor bust for @kelbyronauthor.bsky.social Was very excited to get to draw favorite girl Evelyn 💜💜💜 check out A Lonely Broadcast Station now!! #RileyArt #RileyCommissions #commissions #alonelybroadcaststation

I've been sick as hell but here's a preview of what I'm posting up on Kickstarter later 👀

Ghostwriter

Packing the essentials

A year of working with this colony, and Wilford Beefly accepted his first pets!! (These beautiful cats are NOT domestic btw. But our neighborhood loves and protects them as they are. The fact that Beef trusted me enough for a little pet is a rare bonus!)

My sweet Betty left me a gift. It's too delicate to move, but i cleared the vines away and will be planting some Poet's Daffodil at the new house. So we can match.

Poe made a new best friend.

ALB Book 3 is gonna be longer than the last two, hope ya don't mind.

What are YOUR favorite book tropes? 💚

We only write tales of grief and rage around these parts.

I wondered why all the blankets and jackets in the house were missing...

Had a conversation with my neighbor today, and am very happy to announce that he's going to take over care of our feral cat colony after I move! I will be helping him with supplies and relocating the shelters soon.

Tornado sirens (My feral cat shelter is open and fully stocked for the colony tonight ❤️)

Working at home while I have it 🖤 I'm relieved to move, but it's bittersweet. I fostered dozens of kittens and sick animals, wrote 3 books, recovered from addiction, escaped my childhood abuser, and kicked stage 1B cancer in this house. But it's time for something new.

Cid Finalfantasy figured out hardwood floors and now none of us are safe from his rage. (Ignore the dirty floor, we movin')

Hey friends! I'm making a Q&A video sometime this week for the first time ever! So, leave a comment or DM if you have any questions you want to ask about self publishing, my books, animal rescue, etc. 🖤

Moving the decor out of my house means finding a new place for this absolute masterpiece J made a couple years ago

Sometimes I feel like a fraud if I don't work enough (like right now when I'm literally moving and renovating a whole house by myself???) But other times, I remember that I've only been writing books for 3 years and I have so many ideas and books and art to make!! So much time!! A whole life!!!!

Replacing my late night scrolling with a book from now on. Thrifted some VC Andrews this week ❤️

I'm sick with the flu today so I'm just gonna hang out with this little cheeseball

I brought your stupid horrible bird back

One day I'm gonna veer from introspective folk horror into the nastiest, weirdest, most shameless blood-soaked romance novels you've ever seen, and y'all won't know what to do with me anymore

Being a Byron means my only necessity in life is to write ridiculous novels, make poor financial decisions, and wallow in sexy misery until I die before the age of 40

Fluffy assistant and I are locking tf in today 🖤🖤🖤

"We had no idea she was on the spectrum--"

The assistant is clocked in, let's goooooo

Took a day off to pack, clean, and spend time with the kittens But tomorrow I'm making lots of progress on Kickstarter stuff! You've been warned ❤️

Just a girl who officially kicked her sleep apnea and got the green light for a skin removal surgery consultation today!

Ya ever just remember that Gex exists?

Thanks to our incredible community, we are 200% funded! This means not only are we funded to produce the second audiobook, but you guys went ahead and funded the third audiobook as well! 💚

After A Lonely Broadcast 3, my next book series will have all my favorite things: -cosmic horror -cyberpunk -a hot autistic lady -kaiju everywhere -monsters that fuck -monsters that can't fuck but want to -over the top action violence -set to the soundtrack of Underworld 2003 -venom is here I guess

It's time!!! The Kickstarter for our second audiobook is live and already has backers in the first few minutes, are you kidding me??? Will be posting a newsletter and sticker preview this afternoon for backers! www.kickstarter.com/projects/kel...

Tomorrow!!!

Tomorrow Mariposa goes to her new home with her new mom and brother! 🦋 I love her and wish she could be mine forever, but if I kept every foster kitten I've ever loved, I'd have 160 cats right now. Buen viaje, Miss Mari! Foster mom and dad love you sooo much!

My mom is in the hospital in severe condition right now, so until further notice, shop listings for book signings are on pause ❤️

One week away from the kickstarter launch!

Relationships should be 50/50. I offer weather channel storm coverage from a tornado in 2005. He offers screenshots of a story on Something Awful forums found on a hard drive in his parents house.

Listening to Japanese city pop in my car. I look over. An old dog is sticking his head out a car window, drooling, ears flapping. This is what life is all about.

Mariposa likes to growl at the windows when she sees a stray cat or a person walking by, but tonight she's been growling at the second floor window?? Should I be worried chat

A barista said I smelled good today, so I have will to live for another 48 hours.

A Lonely Broadcast Book Three is for lesbians, bisexuals who can't digest dairy, cowboys, and theater majors

I'm so good at Pokémon

New laptop, same assistant