It's the first day of Halloween, and the only things bigger than my teeth are the plans I've got cooking up for spooky season...

"We didn't think you showed signs of autism--" meanwhile, my freaky ass had printed pictures of Chernobyl Reactor 4 taped to the inside of my locker.

My son's new nebulizer box

Gonna take four bottles of Tylenol and chase it with some battery acid to turn my body into a superpowered autism machine that only knows how to hate. Will update soon.

My partner said my book cover reminded him of Courage the Cowardly Dog

When I start wearing flannels again, you know what's up ... 📻👁🌲

My son. He is being normal.

Michigan friends!!! If you're gonna be near Chesaning, MI on October 18th, Big Rock Cafe is hosting baby's first book signing! I'll be there that afternoon for a live reading and meet-and-greet <3 More details to come...

My piercer made me pretty today 🖤🖤

You wanna go out to the woods this fall? I've got some new campfire stories.

Felt cute, might write a story about a stalker who lives in the walls later

It's 1am and I'm trapped in the fuck prison (my office)

This one is dedicated to all the little freaks

The rain has been falling heavily outside and I have been suffering with a cold but this book has kept me hooked. It is my book of the year. @wendingus.bsky.social I am obsessed with the watchtower and the fog :) #horrorbooks

Late night writing with professional freakazoid Cid Finalfantasy

Book cover sketching and a title reveal? In this economy?

Things Cid Finalfantasy hissed at today: Couch His ramp His brother Plastic bag (stationary) Because he sneezed My left foot (feat. Sock) The Kenny G CD my mom left here The harrowing process of sliding off the couch Paw got stuck He had to pee YouTube video about pokemon

Working on the final novella for my midwestern gothic collection, which can best be described as "Similar vibes to The Shadow over Innsmouth but a lot sadder and without the racism". If you like Lake Superior, Missing 411 mysteries, and the uncanny valley, you're gonna love this guy.

My books are 3 and 4 in the cosmic & eldritch ranks on Amazon! Right next to the legend Chuck Tingle 💜💚

I think Cid Finalfantasy likes the new couch

My assistant, Arven

THE BROADCAST HAS REACHED NEW ZEALAND @wendingus.bsky.social

Growing out the bangs maybe????

When you are staying in a cabin in the woods and need a horror book to get you in the right mood… the answer is The Lonely Broadcast by @wendingus.bsky.social 🌲 It’s giving 90’s X-Files vibes in the best way. Monsters lurking. Old radio watchtower. #booksky #currentread #horrorbooks 💙📚🪐📚🩸

So I've been getting into Fire Emblem...

Good news! I've got THREE boxes of books (close to 60 paperbacks total) that USPS finally got hold of and they should be arriving this weekend <3 All of those outstanding signed book orders will be filled as soon as they get here!

An interview that I did last month came out today! bookfinity.com/explore/cat/...

Signed paperbacks are still on the way! I know I have a lot of orders waiting for me, but USPS lost 30 of my books, and I'm currently waiting for a replacement. :(

Life update! For those who don't know, I've been supporting my mother for almost 10 years as her sole caregiver. Today I helped pay for her first apartment ❤️ I'm excited to decorate my house! 😭

*Dies and drops a pile of loot containing a molded slice of American cheese and three cigarettes I picked out of someone else's garbage can*

I won

She's so beautiful...

Us preparing for Magic this weekend (I'm gerblin)

This month's newsletter is dropping in five hours! So if you've been wanting to get on my newsletter list for discount codes and ramblings, it's a good time to join: kel-byron.kit.com/9adb3e9747

I think I'm gonna take a walk in the woods today...

Evelyn speedpaint from my TikTok! ✨️ trying to get 1k followers so I can link my website there lol

Book signings are underway! Signed copies of A Lonely Broadcast 1 & 2 will be staying on kelbyron.com as a pre-order. They're sticking around for a while!

"And they called her Saint Lily..." My Midwestern Gothic collection is over halfway done, and every time I think I've written my most heartbreaking story, another one chips away at my soul.

I wanna go on a writing retreat so BAD, please get me out of my hometown for just a second to rest and look at birds and trees and shit

Signed paperbacks are available on kelbyron.com! Newsletter members will have their orders filled first, but another box of books will be on the way soon.

My novels: body horror and big elk go brrrr My new short stories: generational madness, grief without release, and the exploitative tragedy of being a dead woman. Oh yeah, baby. We're going Gothic Americana this summer.

yay✨️

They're here...

Hey friends! Anyone got suggestions for companies that buy short story or novella submissions? Ya girl is moving soon and looking for side gigs! Love you mwah 💋🖤

New favorite photo of Weegee that looks like a cryptid sighting

Ordered a crate of books for signing! Newsletter friends will get access to the listing first, and I'll be ordering another crate if those sell out ❤️ I'm still in pain, but I'm funding half my mom's new apartment in July so imma be SO busy making new stuff for you cuties

Im about to be so goddamn busy...

Didn't realize how much being a caregiver changed my brain chemistry until I was in the hospital insisting on making my own bed and cleaning my room...

Ope michigander jumpscare