That Jamie Smith dismissal may be the most stupid piece of batting I’ve ever seen. And I once saw a Middlesex opener get himself run out after a dropped catch

Looked at this through one eye and thought it was Cameron Menzies 🤣 IYKYK

After some of the games I’ve attended versus the ones I’ve missed, I’m starting to take this rather fucking personally

Strangely enough I don’t have confidence today. The creator of Family Guy being sat in the dugout doesn’t inspire me too much. Lucky to get the nil I reckon.

Get some vodka into you Gian…

Saw The Playboy of the Western World tonight and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Highly recommended

The UK government that made it harder for people to access adult porn sites is the same UK government that uses a social media site that creates child porn.

Well, that escalated quickly

I feel like anyone getting themselves into excited over Maresca pulling a sickie needs to remember Benitez’ outburst post Middlesbrough and go for a lie down I’d happily hoy him out tomorrow, but those wankers above him need simultaneous defenestration. Otherwise rinse & repeat with another puppet

Been reading about Michael Van Gerwen’s marriage woes…

Being in the office today was a bit like office attendance 5 years ago I can’t lie.

Tell you what, those paid accounts in the other place have gone awful quiet in the last month…

The audio and pictures on TNT Sports are so far out of sync I’m convinced one of them is covering Botham’s innings at Headingley in 1981

I am realizing what an utter hypocrite I am that I'd happily walk to Madison Square Garden from a Manhattan hotel to watch NBA on Christmas Day, yet I'd man a barricade if the Yank owners in the Premier League suggested the same for "our" football

Every year I see people posting about that Father Ted episode in the lingerie department and I think it’s fair to say it’s going to the same decades from now. I wish I could have written something that hilarious

The tedious gambling accounts who lumped on Wessel Nijman at 1/5, not knowing he had served a ridiculously short ban for match fixing, are crying through their pockets and it is delicious. #TheDarts

Just realised Sky have been using an orchestral version of Chase the Sun to promote Amadeus during breaks in the darts.

Dave Chisnall gives me the fear because his throw is a far better version of mine. Like the USA, there’s 50 independent states…

David Munyua. If you know you know. Almost beating Troy Parrott to my sportsman of the year award

You know how our club was basically hand delivered to a preferred bidder by the Tory government? Then once they got fucked out of office their press people somehow got jobs at Chelsea? Read the below and tell me it doesn’t sound like the worst type of coked up gobshite hanging around Westminster…

This is what is known as "chutzpah". ~AA

Highly enjoyable this…

I have, for reasons I can’t understand, read through that ‘Truth’, and struggle to believe that those are the words of a man who doesn’t drink alcohol

You will be visited by three spirits…

Well done son… Won his first F1 race shortly after this photo btw 😉

I was close… No cricket expert but a cricket fan. Enough to know “Bazball” doesn’t work against serious test teams. The Brearley suggestion that the style of play is a reaction against miserable tours under Covid conditions makes more sense the more I think about it (which isn’t much tbh)

Australia are a few runs short of “declare and win by an innings territory”

I’d sooner trust news reports from retired darts player Chris Mason than that snivelling berk namesake on the BBC Have a look at the formers Wikipedia entry to see just how wild that state of affairs is…

Once we've drawn them players shouldn't be allowed to change their hair, it's not fair on us

“are you Peter Thiel?”

Is seasoning too woke or something? Also, how the fuck has that macaroni managed to look dryer than it would have been if it was still in the bag it was packaged in?

Henry VIII hot takes…

I remember Barcelona linking themselves to half our squad during the sanctions when they themselves didn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to through it out of. Fuck them. Despite my reservations about team and regime, that was delightful

Chris Mason who, from what I recall reading, was allegedly told by higher ups to apply for the vacant Political Editor job when the interview process was opened up for a second time…

In a rare moment where X added a useful feature, we now have our suspicions confirmed about this piece of work. Account started January 2023, right about when fans got increasingly angry at Clearlake public utterances and contract nonsense with Mount et al - so slurred certain fans and Mount et al

“Bazball” in “not working against a serious Test team” again is it? At least Damon Heta can’t rub it in at the darts due to his form being as good as Zak Crawley’s right now

He dropped the piece of paper containing the request so it won’t happen etc etc

If it means that monologue from Trainspotting is put away for a night, so be it. Some finish that

I have kept away from the news recently but just saw the orange yoke make MBS look statesmanlike by comparison. Yeah, the Saudi MBS. Also, that make up is doing him no favours. Under camera lights he looks like his face needs ironing

Littler vs Humphries as the ‘darts final’ is a pleasure I intend never to take for granted. Both magnificent players and I hope they both stick around long enough to make a lot of archive footage

I’m nearly in fucking tears in a pub in Harrow. A bloke at bar had his phone go off for score alert at 3-2 whilst our stream was a minute behind and I assumed he was taking the piss. Best spoiler ever Being at the Portugal game was a delight, god knows what those who went to Budapest are feeling

I’d update this for this afternoons game, but sod trying to fit Szoboszlai on the shirt

I find the state of that pint even more distressing than Jackboots Jenrick’s politics, racism, or attempts to see how much Ozempic it is possible for a human being to take.

There’s a Baileys stand at Dublin airport giving out samples and I feel seen. Tiramasu flavour is rather nice…

Jesus Christ there's a possibility half the players drawn will have left the club by the time they've finished. Good luck....

What the fuck is Rob Edwards thinking?

Just seen who scored Sunderlands equaliser

I’ve never watched a single episode of The Traitors (celebrity or otherwise) and consequently don’t know what on earth you are all talking about