add me to as many group chats as you want. idc if i know you. i just want to shove my iphone up my ass and let it vibrate

Now Spinning: Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party by Hayley Williams

gm cuties

Let’s see what that Vampire Lestat’s been up to

June display 🌈

I’m more tired today on 7 hours of sleep than I was yesterday on 4

The epidemic of fast food joints skimping on the fries

Oh wait, you meant like this? 😜

Concert over and home by 10:30? More of this pls!

Well, that Hacks finale was just goddamn beautiful 🥹

Susan Boyle entering her baddie era is a recession indicator

Rainy movie day! Seeing I Love Boosters

Come cuddle #tummytuesday

One more episode of hacks

introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live - Beyoncé (2x) - Joni Mitchell - Grace Jones - Janet Jackson - Lady Gaga (3x) - The Chicks - Stevie Nicks - Hilary Duff - Alison Krauss & Union Station - Sheryl Crow

Scrolling the tl today

drop some COLORFUL HAIR

Sometimes you just have to blast Perfect Illusion on repeat

Together Again Rollercoaster LUV Strawberry Bounce Escapade Nasty

Tried Raising Cane’s and it was just ok. The sauce is great but that chicken wasn’t crispy enough

Now Spinning: Dancing On The Wall by Muna

Surprisingly satisfying! Plenty of enjoyable call-backs and well-timed messaging. A little heavy on the cavalcade of cameos and Dolce placement.

Seated for Devil Wears Prada 2

I don’t have a last four watched bc I literally haven’t watched a movie in months but I’ve been watching hella tv

Gimme some likes 👉👈

What ever happened to lead singles?

I saw a post recently about once you get the lead in a show every costume is designer and now it’s all I notice bc wdym Janine is in Mugler on a teacher’s salary

Gorging myself on ballpark food, not gaf about the game

Lining up overnight for record store day? Baby, I’m pulling up ten minutes before open and crop dusting my way to the front

The usual? #tummytuesday

I started The Burbs for Paula Pell (bc she has a criminally short filmography) but stayed for Keke Palmer

Now spinning: a touch of the beat gets you up on your feet gets you out and then into the sun by Aly & AJ Celebrating the start of better weather with one of my favorite sunny day albums and one of the prettiest pressings I have

Now spinning: Cuttin’ Grass Vol. 1 by Sturgill Simpson One of my favorite Covid era projects, a collection of bluegrass re-recordings of songs previously released throughout his discography

April Fools!

Shaved my bush

PSA: the new Fcukers album fcuks

Even as a short album defender and as tight as the production is, a few songs on Sexistential should have been a bit longer (I’m manifesting a remix album to remedy this)

Now Spinning: Sexistential by Robyn A release day delivery is rare so I waited until after work to give it my first listen

Valerie Cherish attempting a Chicago musical number? I needed this

🎵 He’s choosin’ Texas, I can tell 🎵

More artists need to release live albums

Kiss me, I’m (3%) Irish #tummytuesday

Didn’t realize the Oscar’s had started because I was doing my taxes and somehow that feels more fun

Mrs. duff really hit the nail on the head when she said “I’ve got too much to think about, an overdrawn account of people I’ve been too afraid to need”

Snow? In March? Let’s pack it up already

Missed tummy Tuesday

AIN’T NOBODY’S TOOL UP IN MY SHED!!! The dry spell is real y’all

Now Spinning: With Love From by Aly & AJ A little bit of sun calls for one of my favorite vibey albums

Somebody Somewhere Girls5eva South Side