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CMAT hardest working person in entertainment CONFIRMED #LateLateToyShow

Aryan is the best book reviewer/pilot/dancer I’ve ever seen #LateLateToyShow

Calling it now, the big final number will be the Billie Barry kids performing House by Charli XCX and John Cale. #latelatetoyshow #toyshow

surprisingly the toy show vibes are much better over here than over there so let’s do this thing

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

it’s spooky season

you wrap around me like a chain👏👏 a crown👏👏a vine👏👏pulling me into the fiiiiiiiiirrrrrre!

I found the pants fella, I’ll be okay here

It is getting harder and harder to be on that other site so what jokes are we telling over here? Who fancies who? Catch me up.

Breaking: Russell Brand has been charged with the following offences: One count of rape One count of indecent assault One count of oral rape Two counts of sexual assault

all I wanted was to tweet about how sick I am and keep blocking ads for hallow but I guess whatever is going on over here is fine too

I am missing all my storylines on Twitter!

I think a lot of Irish people, Irish women in particular feel such an enormous sense of relief & joy for Nikita Hand and her victory in court. It so rarely happens in this country that rapists & sexual abusers face any kind of justice, so this feels monumental. Thank you Nikita.

I have now listened to the original and cover version of downtown lights and yeah if a man sent me that song and then started posting it while he was engaged to another woman I would lose my fucking mind and in that way taylor swift is the most relatable pop star

simba’s pride is the honestly the best star wars movie you know what I mean

okay are we actually doing this now?

is there another pop song as close to perfect as gaga’s “G.U.Y” yes there is and it’s gaga’s “sexxx dreams”

the ireland we know and love

it’s hard to watch an RTE journalist press the minister for justice about the response to the riots in the city centre as if our national broadcaster hasn’t been a mouthpiece for the growing far-right movement in this country

watching the crow because tis the damn season and god we used to really insist all our weirdos had to be insanely hot

I’m only here to love Beyoncé and Taylor Swift

if you’re wondering about my mental state my current sleep sound is called “inside the volcano”

not to sound like an ex who can’t move on but the real draw of the other place is how deep the lore and archive is. Like how can I re-bluesky the “tulum??” moment to see who is still coming back to it in the year of our lord 2023

start as you mean to go on, incessantly talking about francis ford coppola’s bram stoker’s dracula