A work friend just referred to me as straight, I'm gonna kms

Absolutely unhinged behaviour lmao

" MILF - Monsters I'd Like to Fuck " By @sugarquilling.bsky.social 🩶Relationship: Neville/Monster Book of Monsters 🩶Words: 3.222 🩶Chapters: 1/1 🩶Rating: Explicit archiveofourown.org/works/61175902 #nevillelongbottom #hprarepairs #rarepairs

MAG101 - Another Twist #art #tma

Unfortunately, something just reminded me of Sam Cortland and now my night is ruined.

All I have accomplished today is Nikola's pet clown WIP

LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS

The one you know and the one you knew #art #tma

For the fans~ 💫 #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #kpdhfanart #kpdh #sajaboys #jinu #fanart #Netflix

Finally bought myself a pair of doc martens, and once again I'm reminded that I'm married to a man who doesn't appreciate how cool I am.

🔀🔁❔ #horror #tma #michaeldistortion

OPE. uquiz.com/quiz/6LjA6Q/...

Oh look, its jonmartin #jmart #tma

As we start to phase out mainstream HP references, I propose instead of declaring what Hogwarts house you're in, you tell people which Fear you'd be an avatar for #tma (Mines the buried. Get me in a small confined space immediately.)

the magnus protocol spoilers but finally up to date with this amazing podcast and these are my first (and more important) thoughts after ep 50:

Finally finished the first season of The Magnus Protocol and remember when they said it would be standalone and you wouldn't need to listen to TMA to understand it? #lol

Wands and Wastelands: A Wizard’s Guide to Surviving the Fallout Chapter Three: Don’t Take It Personal (just one of dem days) AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/701509...

Abs reads WAW part 2 💀

So far reading Throne of Glass is going well. (Cw for my apparently graphic whatsapp background)

Wands and Wastelands: A Wizard’s Guide to Surviving the Fallout ☢️ Chapter 2: I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/701509...

SURPRISE! Both my beta and I got ahead of schedule so this means I get to share this with you earlier than anticipated! Wands and Wastelands: A Wizard’s Guide to Surviving the Fallout, a Dramione and nottpott adventure fic. AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/701509...

some Ink5oul doodles

it’s gonna happen guys i’m telling you…. this line right there?? i’m smelling TRUST, i’m smelling ROMANCE

Mads is getting pissed off at my britpicking already

I have waited a YEAR AND A HALF for this. Mads, let's see what you've got for me, baby.

I've had a stomach bug for the last two days and lemme tell you, get some besties with emetephobia, because the sympathy has been ELITE and the health advice has been SECOND TO NONE. My husband has been useless, my buddies across the ocean? INCREDIBLE.

Mads is enjoying a book written by a man and she's having an existential crisis about it

WE JUST PLANNED OUR TRIP TO SEE MADS NEXT YEAR, IM SCREAMING

I actually can't keep up with all the fests happening at the moment 🫠

What if, and hear me out, you participated in @hphalloweenfest.bsky.social ? Funny, spooky, scary, mystery, gore, ghosts, ghouls, monsters (fucking encouraged). Be it wholesome or unhinged, all things Halloween are welcome here.

Baby abs started nursery today and I can't handle how grown up she is 🥲

The noise that just EJECTED itself from my body 🥵🥵🥵

Why are there so many Halloween fests all of a sudden when there’s been one running already for literal years

I need help, plz give me your best dating sim recs on Steam!! I was playing Dream Daddy and loving it but have finished it and need something to fill the hole. (Not Date Everything, it's so expensive 🫠)

Dream rotation, fictional character only edition This got me hot and bothered

I got my nose re-pierced today and suddenly I just feel like I could treat all my friends better than their husbands. I can be a better one, I swear. Wanna be worshiped? I'll kneel at your feet. Wanna be left alone? I'll leave immediately and send you food. I'm just begging for one chance. ONE.

Let's get CREEPY UP IN HERE

No cheating! The last celebrity saved to your phone is your therapist! Who is it? Well, you know I'm always showing up 🫠 how far do you think the therapist/client confidentiality clause goes?

// drabble, Dean/Theo, nsfw ISH. Theo stretched out his legs in front of him, his arm sliding along the back of the sofa and his fingers reaching to caress the worn wool of Dean’s jumper. “So your grandmother is still alive, but she doesn't live with you?”

CALLING ALL FRIENDS FROM THE UK. I need my fellow Brits to come back me up here. What would you call this woman:

Let's play a game✨ I wanna know some of your highlights in your fic catalogue! Gimme your: ✨ Favourite title 🌟 Favourite dialogue ⚡ Favourite imagery 💫 Favourite ship! And then include the links in a follow on skeet! (If you don't write, feel free to join in with fics you've loved to read)

LETS GOOOOO Seen a bunch of other accounts doing this and I wanna play

Demon Mira

IM JUST SAYIN

Drawing huge ladies is my passion.

this is important work I believe white Christians need to be doing in their faith spaces. right wing Christians are perfectly comfortable ruining your Sunday over abortion. left wing Christians need to start doing the same thing about voting for the torture and death of immigrants. call it by name.

My husband got home from work today and said "oh you're watching this again? [Toddler Abs] must really be a big fan?" Why yes husband... It's absolutely the child in the house that has chosen to watch #kpopdemonhunters every day this week... She just LOVES Soda Pop...