you smell like a bug..

sighs. men ¿

the bug club.

setting the bar pretty high

HELP HELP!!!

big scary men, i say, giggling and kicking my wormy feet ?

HELP

its part of the initiation. you have to eat one handful.

me feeding you dirt by hand like a horse.

🫵 eat dirt!!!!

i could rule these humans around me like a vengeful god.

im actually such a chill worm.

covered in dirt. wiggling. living the dream.

its so hard being dirty all the time.

horn trim ✨

thats LITERALLY me ? ? ?

worm ❗️❗️❗️❗️

worm ❗️

it's the same old situation, you've always got me waiting.

im actually just a worm

im just a silly guy

// I GUESS

tomio but i kiss them ? tomio but i kiss them and make their enemies watch ? tomio but i kiss them and show them how to successfully stalk and drown birds for food ? ?

// WWHHW MMY HANDS?

me :)

// GONNA FUCKING WHAT?

// HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW WHEN I JUST GOT ON

non bugs deserve NO healthcare at all because bugs are always getting stepped on or blown onto the back of their shell and getting stuck sorry folks

time to wiggle til a cute boy bug bites

lets form a bug band

you cant hurt my feelings because ive allowed myself to go by worm instead of my actual name for over a decade

you and me need never be lonely again.

[ The worm was concerned for a moment at the reaction it was given to the pat, not understanding why someone would react that way- where worm was from it was not uncommon for the lack of social distancing to overflow into personal spaces being broken. But it does understand the distaste and retracts

i could have been an earth worm and i would have been MUCH more boring than i am now

yeah i could die happy 'cause you stole my spare time.

Ego death.

[ The worm furrows its brows a bit as it watches this unfold, while also being told a vague description of said lizard. It is aware of someone who matches the profile, having seen someone similar around- but like a coward the bug keeps its mouth shut until he is done speaking. ] oh! ive seen a non

[ it was getting all comfortable in his hold when he starts in about some lore, nodding accordingly. listening closely- even moving a hand to its chin as if really pondering what the man was saying to it. ] i certainly dont want to die yet.. blue haired man ? lizards? i know a lizard, great

[ this is a newfound position and honestly its all for it! comfy and not having to pull the weight of walking itself? perfect. its giving a thumbs up, as well. as if this is perfectly appropriate. ] i dont plan to do either of those, so we are good! also i am a bug, so youd just be crushing me.

lately, i've been craving you more.

[ it squints a bit- making eye contact was always a struggle, so its KINDA looking away every few seconds. ] ive heard everything you could possibly come up with, but if you want to try!

[ bite tongue. nod slowly. looking around- nodding the entire time. ] that all you can come up with ?

[ twirls hair cutely ] that sounds terrible

bug army!!!

ooh! interesting! i dont have that, but now i want that?

bug!! we are bugs!!

b u g ?

video games? vampa? what are those? 🪱