Saturday: masturbate all morning, aimlessly wander the city all afternoon, get drunk at the bar all evening

Had a conversation with a colleague at one of my day jobs today about how if she‘s creating something, let‘s say an illustration, she‘s only getting paid for the time it would take to generate it with AI. Since she‘s opposed to doing that, all her illustrations are created off the clock.

I spent a considerable part of my childhood on a creepy-ass farm in the middle of a forest in what was formerly communist Germany and witnessed animals being killed every other weekend. I don’t think it shows, but you tell me.

I’m convinced that many people in straight relationships feel satisfied largely because they’re doing what’s considered normal and right in the eyes of society, not because they actually feel fulfilled in those relationships or deeply connected to their partners.

It’s scary to know that there’s women out there with men in their lives who tell them their pussies are ugly.

I really do love pigeons but this one psycho pigeon took over my kitchen for a couple of hours and just wouldn‘t leave 😩 seeing her trample around on my wooden countertop, fluttering her wings, sitting her ass down on every shelf just broke me 😩😩😩 my neighbour had to take care of it haha bless him

hey, so, don't forget to wash your hands before touching her coochie 😌

Waking up to sunshine after 10 hours of sleep, breakfast and coffee at home, whole afternoon spent at the museum with a friend, coming home to my beautiful home, cooking 1 of the 5 comfort meals I have on rotation 🥰

Manchester! I‘m in town March 20-23! I was obsessed with the Industrial Revolution as a teenager, so this is really big for me! Pre-book now :)

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I wanted to trim my bush with an electric razor and immediately cut myself. Okay haha, guess I’ll leave it the way it is.

I hate living in 2026 every time I discover new music on YouTube and can‘t find out if it‘s AI generated or just a very niche artist 🫩 so I just stop listening 🫩

Tonight‘s smell profile for my connaisseurs: zone 1 vanilla yogurt, zone 2 plain yogurt, zone 3 fresh asphalt (?), good night!

Is it normal to need 5 days of recovery after a tour? I‘m not sure hahaha! London was… intense. I‘m very grateful for all the lovely lovely clients I got to spend time with! <3

Number one porn category in London is CCTV

I made it to London!!

Happy New Year to all of you! 2026!! This is the first year of my life I genuinely look forward to! youtu.be/tI2NqvfFBAs?...

What is it about bridges, why do these fuckers get me so hooked 😩

And with this, this year comes to an end :) emails are open for last-minute bookings, but I will be laying low for now :)

ha. this didn't occur to me before, but I love that my subway line has come out as trans. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ It's a fun metaphor: takes a little bit of getting used to but makes everything run so much better.

Damn, this month really is not it so far 🥲 My period is a week early and perfectly coincides with my first UTI in maybe like 7 years. BUT! I ordered a huge load of sushi and now I‘m playing Ace Attorney on my Switch!

Big day yesterday for someone whose biggest irrational fear is rabies: I got bit by a dog and spent the evening at the hospital getting full post-exposure rabies treatment 🫠

I‘ll be touring London Jan 8-11! Prebook now using the booking form on my website ☺️ This is my first tour ever, don‘t let it flop!!

Got to see Lorde on her Ultrasound tour last night, wow 🥹 smallest venue on the entire tour, too 🥹

It is crucial that I get my 20 minutes of watching music videos on the hotel big screen, either before or after a booking. Today they unexpectedly turned into 2 hours while I was watching The 1975 live from MSG in 2022 and just couldn‘t stop.

If you’ve been feeling a bit weird today… chances are you just need a big fat crying session :)

Crisp air, sun’s out, wearing the perfect number of layers, walking around with just my thoughts and feelings, HITS THE SPOT

One thing about me is I LOVE when strangers ask me for directions. All the hours I have spent wandering this city etched the entire street and public transit network into my brain and I’m more than happy to put this to good use, help you out and chat a bit.

This job involves an exorbitant amount of time spent hand washing various garments.

Everybody!!! Check out my new website nellyastor.com 🥰🥰🥰

Having some extra pep in my step these days, and that’s on Mamdani being elected while I’m ovulating.

Due to popular demand I’m toying with the idea of touring London early next year. I’m not sure if I’m cut out for touring, though. Will have some reflecting to do. I do know I’m craving long winter walks along the beach.

I’ll never forget how my (male) friend was in a mental health crisis, sought out help in an emergency unit specialising in mental health crises and was told by the (male) doctor he’s just overreacting and was recommended a Jordan Peterson book for self-help 🥲🥲🥲

Let‘s go lift some weights!!

Freshly STI tested and caffeinated! Some STIs have been on the rise in Switzerland and Europe. If you engage in sexual activity, go get checked!

These past few days have been cancellation galore 🥲 more time for me to scour the internet for unreleased Lana songs 🤷‍♀️

My favourite indirect insult is currently: "You look like someone who would enjoy Dubai." 🙃

There is no greater joy than to love and support my friends and be loved and supported by them. My only goal in life is to spend as much time with my friends as I possibly can.

Quit my Spotify Premium to force me to migrate my music but now I‘m just stuck with Spotify Free and I wanna rip my head off 🫠

Not sure what exactly Charli put into Brat but the album is a huge anxiety reliever for me lol

I love picking up developed film and scans from my local photo shop knowing damn well someone in there has looked at every single nude of mine 😄

Got my vaccinations and titers checked and received my last booster today (Hep B). Made myself some soup and am off to bed now, let‘s hope this won‘t wipe me out :)

Touching some grass on a Wednesday

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Becoming a content creator made me realise I have crazy autism stare and I’m a heavy mouth breather 🥲

Alison Bechdel‘s comic novel “Spent”. Consumerism never ceases to make the false promise of solving our struggles with a product it has in store for us — ready to be shipped anytime.

This song is on my funeral playlist but I frequently masturbate to it, too. youtu.be/nSZFTpvIkcY?...

I know I did at least something right in this chapter of my life because going home is always something I look forward to; home is a place of joy now, not discomfort and suffering.

Berlinische Galerie exhibiting Brigitte Meier-Denninghoff's early work before collaborating with her partner and declaring all her previous solo work as theirs.

Just hanging low 🪶