5-16-26 Camassia #camassia #flower #bloomscrolling

Idk if you bought into the millenium tower in SF I would never trust your judgement professionally nor personally lol

Lol

Which one should I send to my crush 😛

Ooh look I found a way to grab a clip to post @delilahbon.bsky.social is awesome

I love my horse; that is all; that is the skeet 🤝🤠😌💞

I got two steel frame bikes for $5 today !! Excited to rehab them. I wanted cruisers and there they were. One of them is Firestone 🤠🤝

Idk who needs to hear this but heterosexual men and lesbian women being attracted to me (not a woman) is totally valid but expecting me to be interested in meeting your attraction with connection displays a lack of perspective on your part.

I am never going to give up.

The shark whisperer who attends to their discomfort. To date, Tina has removed >300 fish hooks from the sharks' sore mouths.. 🦈 We, sharks and appreciative humans alike, are rooting for you 👌 #sharks #kindness #sealife

I want to date a totally single queer person who has been in visibly, openly queer relationships for as long as I have (20 yrs) who has a life and community they love and are fulfilled by but who also has time to collaborate on making new facets of life together. I think this is totally doable.

Farm shopping ; have not found the right fit but not in a rush and continuing to learn about the region. Wild variety available.

Making a home; nesting if you will

The nice thing about being a slut is I rlly don't have fomo 😌 like I know what I'm missing it is fun but it is also abundant

I find his grey ear hairs so charming 😻🤣🫶 #cat

If I ever have to get prosthetic teeth I am getting gold full stop

Not enough lesbians understand he/she cisgender fslurs and I think that needs to change

I just changed my grindr screen name to EnyaFan420 🤝😎💅

It used to be that repression was good for vice; but the reality is we all have more access to sexually explicit material and kinky casual sex than ever before in history in this country and people are on Rx drugs instead of booze; and most people just want a homestead and slow life.

I enjoy my parents company because they read so much that we always have something to talk about and understand one another's literary and cultural references. I feel so lucky for that.

My father is a cross between Larry David and Mayor Mamdani when it comes to personality I realized 🥰😆🤣

What if I changed my screen name to EnyaFan420 on Grindr

Just explaining my relationship with My sissy (role playing partner) of 17 years to my parents (actual) over dinner lol !!

I have an ex who offered to move me into his 10k square foot four story six bedroom four bathroom home "for free,". The problem was, it was a wreck of a bachelor pad. I would have had to be his interior designer, renovation manager, and housekeeper for free 🙄 building equity for him. No. 🙄

The thing about me is; I'm proud of all of my art work because I worked for commercial entertainment companies first and I saw people do a lot less with A LOT More. My work is incredible considering the resources at hand and proves I know how to work at various scales of budget.

My bestie and I are both fielding family functions this week and our mantra is "medication and boundaries," 🤣🫶🥰 it is a good opportunity to re-pattern as adults by interacting on our terms ; I'm sooo grateful to be queer and to have prioritized queer friendship throughout my life

I'll never forget being in the back seat of my friend's mom's convertible as a kid stopped at a red light on Venice blvd and a random dude jumping in the car and my friend's mom immediately somehow so fast drawing a glock from under her seat and telling him to gtfo and he did then we drove away 🤣🤠

Look, I know exactly which exes stalk me. None of the dangerous ones are smart enough to be able to get any real information about my life. All of the smart ones who know how to hack my various devices and email are not dangerous. 🤷‍♂️🤣 Let the dummies be dumb dumbs and let the nerds wank and fume.

5-13-26 Today in my garden #bloomscrolling #zone5b #upstateny #troyny #bettergaysandgardens

We can’t rely on tech oligarchs, especially when these same companies and governments are the ones to sever our access to the internet and telecommunications. Here’s a guide for preparing to stay connected to the services you need and people you love during a shutdown. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

My mother (actual) has just referred to my gear closet which is a 10x15 room as "your shoe museum," 🤣🫶 I mean she's not wrong I guess

Tbh human bodies are so trippy

Garden moment 📸 Miss Couple

Lmfao thinking back on a former friend who became wealthy and her paid entourage sowed discord between her and her mother by telling her that her mother said she "didn't go with the flow enough," and "flow," was the cult vernacular for being agreeable to the unspoken hierarchy so she freaked out.

My undiagnosed parents are coming to visit today for a week 🤠 I have created a system of checks and balances to give everyone the accommodations necessary to avoid meltdowns. I am optimistic, and I am prepared for the worst 🤣🤷‍♂️

Behold, my last jar of sugar baby watermelon pickles from my 2026 harvest. This shit is so good tbh !!

CTOs have the type of neurodivergence where you don't give AF what neurotypicals think of your antics. CMOs have the type of neurodivergence where you've studied neurotypical behavior so that you can blend in. CEOs have Mommy Issues.

Discussions about my #independentfilm #spandau22 are getting interesting.

How do I explain to someone who never tried BDSM until their 40's that as a teenager I was role playing that my trans man older boyfriend had been castrated and was my property 🥲😇🤣🤷‍♂️ fantasy tole playing amongst consenting adults harms nobody and was the least toxic part of our t4t faggotry

I'm so bad at taking bed rest lol oops I gardened all afternoon after surgery 😅 and now I am in pain which would piss my hot surgeon off so I'm stopping now

Has everyone forgotten that Mona Lisa was a whore?

I love my life 😭 now three and a half years in to living here my neighbors know to stop by to get garden advice from me and that if I'm in the public part of my garden I'm game to socialize otherwise they leave my alone. This was my goal !! 😭🫶😌🤝🤠😻🥰😎🥂💞

Out of surgery! Lump removed. Such a relief. Seemed well contained which is a good sign. I love my surgeon and I love science !! 🤝🫶❤️😻

I want to see more art which features T-dick prominently !!

I can't watch while you allow Amerikkka to kill you slowly ... when I know you have a choice !! Jump ship !! It ain't too late !!

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Can confirm

My former neighbor bought a small farm and I got to bring her some plants for her garden and it is just the best feeling !! I love gardening with friends.