“Is there a reason that you wear a wig?” Patsy Palmer is such an icon 💀 #CBB

All the new music we’re getting soon is so exciting. HAIM, Sugababes, JADE with singles this week. Rihanna confirmed new music is coming. Ariana’s deluxe. Mayhem just dropped. It’s a good day to be gay!!

MAYHEM by Lady Gaga playlist without the music videos on Apple Music, you’re welcome music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...

Selling my Purple Disco Machine ticket for face value (£40 inc. fees). Friday 14th March at Exhibition, White City. Lemme know if you or anyone you know is interested 💜🪩

I’ve never fancied anyone more than Harris Dickinson on chicken shop date

new broadband provider means new network name

happiest of birthdays to my favourite employer @monzo.com. if i really must be employed then i’m glad it’s by you ✨

I’m going to hear II HANDS II HEAVEN live 😭

So proud of my Beyoncé ticket booking WhatsApp group name lol

Me listening back to my own voice notes

Feeling very stressed that I’m in Barca for Primavera for 2 of the London Beyoncé dates… it’s so hard being gay!

I’d kill myself

Phone signal on the tube is just another excuse for me to be distracted by my phone instead of reading my bloody book

#TheTraitors: - freddie’s backflip - “get over it” - anna shaking when she came out the coffin - meina - “can you go a bit faster please… there’s someone in a coffin” - snakeskin slingbacks - them thinking the producers had buried someone alive - one traitor telling the other to vote for her

Just bought ingredients to make my own ginger shots, is this the start of my journey to becoming a fitfluencer

On one of the little shit trains from Donny to Sheffield and some football supporters just got on chanting, I feel like I’ve regressed 15 years because the FEAR

Remember Ru told you

I’m on a Gavin & Stacey rewatch for the first time in 10 years… Stacey’s a right knob isn’t she

Cooked myself steak & chips on a Monday night for absolutely no reason whatsoever and would just like to congratulate myself on my chips

the days between christmas & new year

Why do these men play for under 5 minutes and then have an ad break? Also they keep stopping the timer? There has been 1:51 mins of play left for the past 10 minutes JUST GIVE ME BEYONCÉ #NFLonNetflix #BeyonceBowl

SEATED for the Beyoncé bowl

Not the woman I’ve just paid to valet my car having a fag whilst doing it

SWEAT TOUR AT PRIMAVERA screaming crying throwing up

Gosh it makes me so proud

“Mariah… the fuck you think?” 💀💀💀

Set a Goodreads reading challenge to read 3 more books than last year, and so far I’ve read 3 less 👍

S***na Ca******r’s A Nonsense Christmas. The clue was in the title 😴

Locked in 🗳️

Off to meet my aunt today for the annual Christmas present drop because she won’t pay for postage

One episode into #BlackDoves… Sarah Lancashire! Gays! Keira Knightly! Spies! Assassins! A loose Christmas theme! What’s not to love

Miss Dia absolutely killed her Albert Hall gig didn’t she

THE BAILEYS IS OPEN

I feel like the amaretto sour is having such a moment, I see them everywhere now

Ariana Grande: comedy queen 💚🩷

I got last min tickets to Charli at the o2, she brought out Caroline Polachek, she brought out ROBYN AND SHE SANG DANCING ON MY OWN I am deceased

I am very much team Christiaan #GBBO

I feel like I’d smash some of the trials on #ImACeleb, but they wouldn’t be able to air it cos of the amount of c bombs I would drop…

They played Wet by Nicole Scherzinger in the club last night and then I went home. It was never gonna get better than that.

I’m at Euston station, send help

“No one rocks a shacket like Ant & Dec” I am screaming #ImACeleb

First gig: S Club 7 Last gig: Griff Next gig: Kylie ON MY BIRTHDAY

Everyone’s so nice about people coming back with no stars… I’d literally be fuming #ImACeleb

Decided tonight that my future dog will be a basset hound 🥰

Who’s your birthday twin? Mine’s Cilla, and also André 3000, Jamie Oliver and the actor Christopher Lee (who apparently I wasn’t named after).

Beyoncé performing stuff from Cowboy Carter for the first time on Christmas Day on Netflix is the only gift I needed this year

Someone on Hinge mentioned “52 factorial,” a number which I’d never heard of, and now I will never sleep again. This article is a good explainer: www.techopedia.com/gambling/blo...

The Promise dresses and choreo are SO iconic!!! #TheGirlsAloudShow

Watching Gemma Collins' best bits on CBB is scientifically proven to cure depression

My first Glasto was not to be, but I’m off to Primavera instead 💃