credit to bluesky: the only place i have encountered fetish art of Your Favorite Martian

why do you keep looking at will stancil posts, folks. you know there’s a button you can press to stop having to do that. several, even, depending on what type of person you are

jesus, i forgot how terrible the entire River romance route is in cyberpunk if you’re not interested. really gross stuff. normal questline suddenly morphs into this bafflingly railroaded dialogue with no way out forcing your character to discuss a past she never had. horrendous

the air conditioning stuff in europe is usually the fault of the left-leaning parties overshooting reasonable ideas and landing in absurdity, so i’m not sure what anyone can do about that. just this wild application of moral virtues to random civilians while corporations do everything in mass scale

the grand theft auto series is really helpful in that there is no chance in the world any of those stories are good enough for anyone to even bother spoiling. you could wait a decade to play an entry in the series and barely know the difference

hasn’t led to much yet but i do think no fanbase is worse at tagging their posts than the deltarune one. just an absolute desperation to post everything and label nothing. how impatient *are* y’all

was rewatching the clip of the john mulaney best buy rewards bit (excellent) and i cannot believe how badly the entire thing has held up to time lol. highly recommend the four minute youtube video of this segment to wince in pain continuously at

i probably should’ve just muted “GTA 6” by now, huh

dan goldman, you can get absolutely fucked lol

famed poster “popehat” being suspended from a social media platform immediately increases its value by 10%, so this is huge for bluesky

one must apply this to the $1100 steam console too

happy pride, mr. keith

Andy Burnham must resign

it’s okay to post about the reflecting pool even though the administration is doing other bad things both because it’s a perfect cut-and-dry metaphor for this administration’s incessant fuckups and because it’s just really funny

you don’t have to argue about the lore of a children’s show it can just be over

they should try doing a youtube animated show that aims for the bluey and thomas the tank engine audience. missing a huge slice of potential viewership

they should do something new with persona 5. i think it’s finally time

i wonder how much cherami leigh’s performance has to do with it, too. immense work there

apparently, without realizing it, my mind has spend the last three years slowly deciding that cyberpunk 2077 is one of the best games of the modern era. this is a game i actively hated, then tolerated, then enjoyed, and now… it’s happened

i will never vote for andy burnham

i don’t recognize many players in the world cup but it’s nice to see that team canada has both dana carvey and chris kattan

UK’s gonna get particularly annoying in about 24 hours or so, so i hope everyone’s prepared

that new spiderman movie looks like it would need to be eight hours long to do the things it purports to be doing

posting too much in this realm but i’m closing in on the conclusion that the last 10-15 years of filmmaking have lowered everyone’s standards to the point that what would’ve been 7s are now 10s, and i’m getting concerned. are movies over.

need james cameron to make a really bafflingly sincere movie about how the government is hiding the truth about chemtrails

i sincerely believe that david koepp did everything he could to make the screenplay of disclosure day palatable, and it’s amazing that even his level of expertise led to the final product there. sucks to listen to such thoughtful moment-to-moment dialogue within an absolute disaster of a production

for as horrendous of a plot as Disclosure Day has, the last 10 minutes are i think the funniest ending anyone has ever come up with for a movie and i hope to see further films with approximately identical endings

letting 4chan get away with normalizing the dumbass coopting of something as basic as the “ok” gesture has been destructive to society. what, is every ride op at hersheypark a white supremacist now? have we all forgotten about that one annoying middle school punching game? jesus. have some sense

the UK is like if an entire country was being run by facebook

if there’s one thing i’ve always maintained about sports, it’s that Raleigh North Carolina is the hockey epicenter of the world

i don’t know when “remake” and “remaster” got less accurate new definitions but i sure do wish it would go back to normal!

how the fuck are you going to enforce this

no sadder concept than “the US men’s soccer team is doing well”

please make “expectations” a billboard top hit so i can hear vocoder playing in malls asap, easy standout song here phew

I hope they add weapon degradation to Ocarina of Time.

olivia rodrigo has successfully made an optimized iteration of an ‘80s vinyl you buy for the lead single

great bit in toy story 1 where woody is distressed at getting replaced as andy’s favorite toy but then he also gets cucked by bo peep

they should bring the THX logo back

learning that apparently people think that being married means you are obligated to undergo a sort of mind meld and can no longer keep a single thought to yourself. “tell no one” seems like a pretty clear phrase, folks, what hell have you placed yourself in

sure wish everything with the world cup wasn’t such a nightmare. this is the closest there is to a summer olympics until 2028 and i really would have liked to enjoy it, as boring as soccer is

if this drags people off of X The Everything App and i never have to engage with it, this is a great addition

i wish knicks fans weren’t all the loudest and most irritating people imaginable but i guess that’s sports

direct quote from beloved phillies announcer john kruk, of course talking about fielding practice: “how old’s [jeff] hoffman? is he old enough to have kids to shag?”

most of the time i’m used to the earlier application of the word “gay” when watching older films, but a character in this hitchcock movie said “wine for dinner sounds so gay” and it kinda stunlocked me

they should try to bring back olestra as a hip new health trend, i think you could get away with it this time

if you hire me to make a new, fresh doctor who i promise i will bring millions of new fans in by making it enemies to lovers yuri

nintendo’s bad decisions always result in 5000 people making excuses. no other company gets anywhere near this level of defensive desperation

cannot wait to learn which new terms i need to mute for deltarune so the internet doesn’t become unusable in approximately two weeks

this looks legitimately awful. oh well, the playstation 2 will exist forever

drives me crazy how far away people have moved from anonymity on the internet. “oh i don’t trust any account that doesn’t have a real face and name” yeah well i don’t trust anyone who forgot every internet rule of the 2000’s. stay safe out there, gamers