the Kansas City Racists losing games by small margins this season instead of winning them by equally small margins is a huge morale boost for the NFL

reviewing the lyrics of that cancelled song and revisiting my previous (legally, comedic) theory that taylor swift has murdered someone

fire rob thomson right now, don’t even wait until they lose on wednesday

phillies making a convincing case for why this impending NLDS loss should not be met with sadness but instead comtempt

devastated that my most mysterious long-time follower finally unfollowed me… where have i erred

watched season 1 of the peacemaker show and i can’t believe james gunn actually made a solid 5/10 for the first time in his career

this has come back up and it seems that i am on the unpopular side so i must restate:

the ravens fully get away with the “injuries” excuse today but i don’t care about this technicality because it still counts as a win for the texans 🎉🎉🎉

saw a commercial promoting a car with the idea that it knows your face and name. how is that a selling point and not a major negative. my car should not know me

watching the playoff phillies is like watching the texans. by all means they have the ability to win. but they fold every single time they need to stand

i lack the impetus to make good youtube videos, but i made a bad one about chrono trigger's incorrect release date www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRc2...

i know it’s the playoffs and everything but the fact that phillies fans are so aggressive about booing ohtani is always a little depressing. he’s one of a kind, please appreciate him at least a little

the revelation that sabrina carpenter’s part of the life of a showgirl song is a standout because it’s the only time any of the vocals on the album contain a semblance of emotion and interest in the lyrics they’re conveying is hitting me very hard in this moment

looked at my mastodon account for the first time in 2 years and there are some real bangers on there, my most secret account… if i must return at some point, i will undoubtedly return to posting only 100% hits like weed skeleton

why does the godfather for ps3 have such a thorough character creator. who’s this passionate about creating their perfect The Godfather oc

feeling go blue jays as much as go phillies right now, honestly. would appreciate a ‘93 rematch

many have attempted to top Britney Spears’ 2000 hit “Lucky” and none will ever pull it off

bold new innovations in pursuit of an all-skips album

we’re all in agreement that the four best movies of the decade are aftersun, challengers, problemista, and babylon, right? basically a foregone conclusion?

i mean... this should be an easy bullpen for a competent offense to wreck, right? the phillies should basically be able to steamroll them? they won't go completely blank the second they face a pitcher everyone else hit 200 home runs off of? please?

it’s like they want to kill Xbox as fast as they can and claim the life insurance money

including the r-slur in your script seems to be a rite of passage for all recent (and in one case impending) best picture winners, starting to feel like maybe this is a bad thing to do

paul thomas anderson greatest director of all time when it comes to making movies where it feels like all the pieces are there to tell a really exceptional story and then none of them ever come together

if anyone tries to make a point about how democrats need to compromise with the right, point to UK polling numbers and turn back to them with wide, dead eyes. direct eye contact. do not blink

easiest two-step process to win every internet argument forever: 1) say whatever shit you want, attack people, harass people, tell them you hate everything they’ve ever done 2) once you get blocked, note to your gullible followers that you were simply being nice and don’t understand what happened

proud to report that the crowd at the phillies stadium’s sports bar got a “fuck the mets” chant going upon their loss and subsequent elimination from playoff contention. that’s right

watching the eagles game at the phillies game is the peak philadelphia experience

love learning about a controversy with some animated youtube show only to immediately realize that everyone involved is talking complete nonsense and putting words in other people’s mouths like it’s a salaried position. so, what i imagine it’s like every day in these spaces

hard to say what happened in the football game tonight because they scientifically determined the least interesting matchup the NFL could offer

really frustrating that brian jordan alvarez just got away with it

i think the key takeaway in all baseball MVP voting is that it’s all arbitrary subjective nonsense and it seems pretty pointless to argue about things like “who helped the team more” or “who has a larger ass”

*yucks your yum* uwu

this is the year for the Canadiens. they’re going all the way. go habs go

wait, does pokemon legends z-a have a xenoblade chronicles 2 combat system

huge day for fans of nadirs

did not realize the game sold well enough to justify this. na’vi nation is alive and well

the f in silent hill f stands for woke

the mockumentary format for shows needs to end asap, please just do your show without pretending you’re doing something more elaborate, it just makes everything feel worse and less natural! anything interesting that has been done with it has already been done

packing the courts is the moderate position

i guess i can just stop watching the texans now

5000% tariffs incoming

i knew that owning all disney movies on VHS would be valued as a critical asset at some point, just had to wait for the world to catch up with me

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

with the way people treat limited run games on social media, you'd think they were doing ted kaczynski stuff and not just like... being a smaller company with limitations

new yumi zouma album next year alert ‼️‼️

lorne michaels, now is the time to decide

nyt opinion headline tomorrow: I Would Have Suspended Jimmy Kimmel Too. Here’s Why.

the new Epic Robot Slur really does just show how desperate people are to say every slur they are allowed to, AI sucks but you don’t have to oppose AI via letting everyone know you wish you could say the n word

get fucked, blake treinen

yep, that’s the texans.