*takes a long drag on my cigarette shaped bubble wand* mmm kid you have no idea how lucky you are to be in daycare. Five years old hits like a truck.

so do your little dance around my room i know i'm gonna join you soon

What if we kissed at the Pollyanna concert at the dispensary?

Be my friend on duolingo and become part of my polyglot Here’s my profile – let’s be friends www.duolingo.com/profile/Soma...

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

NOT OBAMA WITH THE SPAMTON COIN!! He got a [kromer]

I want someone to throw me against the wall like in anime so hard that I leave cracks in the wall. That’d be so hot omg.

Black ABDLs & Ageplayers was created because we didn’t see spaces that looked like us, so we built our own. We uplift each other, create safe spaces, and remind every Black ABDL and ageplayer that you are not alone anymore.

I think all boys should be pretty every now and again. Let me dress you up in a cute dress and paint your claws 🥰

It’s crazy how people compliment my sons by telling me they love pastel colored songs. And idk what they’re talking about. My main colors are sage and lavender because they’re both plant named colors.

Infusing some buttah for make special puppy treats for good puppies.

How girls be dressing to get grilled chicken and some boxed wine

Went into the city today. I found the perfect album cover spot and I had to hit the pose on em.

Just watched Lady Snowblood. 10/10 movie

I think the government is gay (derogatory)

LOOK I HELPED WITH A THING!! ⭐🖍️🖼️🦈 Immense thanks to @wahwash.bsky.social for giving me the opportunity to design the label for their new "Blåhaj Blast" scents. This marks my first product collab within the community and I couldn't be happier!!

Just made a crazy mix

Got brand new ink done babey It’s an April fools I got this temporary tattoo and I thought it was funny

Paranoid and staying inside because of April fools!

⚠️There's no easy way of saying this, nor am I going to pretty it up and whatever.⚠️ Today my mother asked for me to meet with her for lunch and a talk. Long story short, my mom has severe, and I mean SEVERE bone degeneration in her entire back and neck...

Hi where do I sign up for getting kidnapped by girls to be dressed up in whatever outfit they want me to wear until they get bored? I really wanna play dress up with ppl!!!

welcome to froggymart 🐸☂️ #lowpoly

@kenjibestpup.bsky.social got everybody at my house pizza for TDOV! This puppy is such a good boy omgggg!! Everybody go tell him how good he is.!!! Thank you very much Kenji. You’re duh bestest boy of all time 💚💚💚💚💚💚

Wtf is even the point of this. Peanut butter already has 7g of protein per serving. You get 3 extra grams of protein but also 20 more calories and 25 g more sodium. Just seems like an excuse to get you to pay nearly a dollar more for peanut butter.

Like this??? ^^

Trans day of visibility so I’m going to show my diaper to everyone that I pass while walking today :D

Listening to the animals sing their songs as I see the warm glow of the setting sun paint the sky with warm brushes of orange to compliment the natural blue. Smelling the scent of the water that has freshly gone into low tide, watching the sticks and branches float by. Tranquility.

🤪😘✌️😺

Two modes of Dr. Chalupacabra.

On puppy babysitting duty today! That's right, I'm big and responsible enough for babysitting >:3

Made not just apple juice but strawberry and kiwi juice!! I’m so happy I love juice!!!!

Making fresh appajuice!!! Been neglecting the juicer we have, but not any longer!!

Me and @pup.cool we’re watching a video on the downfall of Boston Market. We were interested because we have one like 2 minutes from us. THEY THEN PROCEEDED TO SHOW THE ONE THAT IS BY US WHEN TALKING ABOUT IT!!! That felt so weird seeing my area in a YouTube video!

This sandwich is about to be goated. I had to do side quests at stores to pick up ingredients legitimately like an rpg. Be proud of me ancestors I am going to make a primo pastrami and swiss sandwich 🫡

dawg :3

This man’s snooze IMMINENT

Why is this dude just staring directly at me when I’m laying on my bed???? What’s he planning….

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. Here's new patterns for my carbon fiber foldable walking sticks!! Each pattern needs to sell at least 50 each to make them a reality!! Or else I'll have to refund them. Please support! Store: Bibipins.com

If your little sister gets a little fussy claiming "she's potty trained" and "she's never wet the bed or needed diapers!" then make sure you help push her in the right direction! Some paw mitts and a child lock on the bathroom door should do the trick! Only a matter of time ^^

I missed so many lesbian encounters having not gone to an all girls catholic school 😔

They have me at the mall!!!!

Nuk-Nuk Pixel Icon YCH for @plantpup.life ! #furry #littlefur #kidfur #babyfur #puppy #dog #corgi #pacifier #pixelart

Focus, reflect, and listen…. Damn. That’s like…good advice????

Mentioned once before, but with Boyfriend Harpo having his Anthrocon room figured out, I'm now on the hunt for my own. Peeps I've talked with before are preferable, but friend's of friends that'll vouch are fine!

It’s puppy day and because it’s puppy day I deserve $100 million direct deposit

Had a very fun time hanging out with baby friends for a birthday today! Was nice to be all little and romp around the mall with everyone 💚💚💚

sketch for friend of a friend #abdl #abdlart #snowcatscribbles