what’s your sign?

Over 30 selfie thread, I am my favorite number in pager code... 42.

In a time of perpetual crises and unfathomable tomorrows I hope this year will be filled with as much fun and self-expression as you can muster. Its a long stretch of MEH until an event in March. Yet… anticipation for “the thing” keeps me going. I hope you have your thing too!!! Happy New Year ❤️

don’t come in here with your weird liberal patriotism, I’m not sympathetic to it

Honestly I expected better from a recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize.

I’m not much of a Halloween or Christmas gay…. However, I love a good New Years Eve Celebration. I am working hard to arrange one, and hope you have a happy Boxing and penis day, as well as hope for a better year to come… <3

Happy Hump day and holidays. <3

(Current mutuals, I want to make you a custom jock. YOU! But, since I am not going to make 1100 jock straps, who will you be? (1/5)) Happy Tummy-day :)

First Pokémon game and first starter The only game I ever beat more than once. It provided a lot of comfort in a tough childhood. I briefly played Pokémon GO, but leaving the house alone has been a life long struggle.

This Monochrome Monday evening I have a poem for people who think, "This isn't what I voted for." is an acceptable shield. along with a picture of my ass for them to kiss. <3

This is the best takedown of Musk I’ve ever read. From a beloved author around my age no less, Joyce Carol Oates.

idk hot take i guess but i think the default should be to leave people you dont know the fuck alone in public

To the twisted mind that thought of anti homeless infrastructure Die slow.

Happy Tummy Tuesday for everyone, but more for those busting their humps going to vote. Much love!!! Slogging through questions/propositions/addendums isn’t fun, but voting for local social programs can help your community more than voting for one fucking douche. Make them pay!!! <3

There are polls circulating showing the Democrats have a big lead going into tomorrow's election. NEVER assume a poll is correct. Vote as if we are 10 points behind in every race.

Just a reminder for the content that I approve of. Morally it is acceptable to punch a Nazi.

Y’all have me scared stiff. 😊 Happy Halloween.

Retweet if you’re a pit sniffer 🐽

Please shoplift from Walmart ❤️

Harry the Dirty Dog by Gene Zion was my favorite book in Kindergarten. Happy Tummy day! May yours receive lots of scritches and snuggles. :) <3

It isn't a good day without at least 5 wardrobe changes.

We are all pop-culture martinis. A dash of violence. Stir in ambition and vice. (Measurement depends on individual.) Shake with obsession And garnish with spite

Please read the room and don’t cosplay as a cop for Halloween or kink in general, it’s gross and makes people uncomfortable for reasons that are quite obviously not kink shaming. Fetishizing systemic oppression and imperialism makes queer and kinky spaces less safe.

Next year I will have made enough jockstraps to wear a different one each day for Jocktober. Which month is for singlets?

Selling mini-canvas works at a whole new delicious price of only £5!!! ($6.72 US). Yes, I'm desperate, thanks for asking! ko-fi.com/s/582f95bfd4

PronounsDay Its international pronouns day, so If you're ever unsure or don't know someone's pronouns - just ask!

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day! There were already people and history in the Americas when Columbus arrived in 1492. People knew the Earth was round since the 500s BC. He enslaved and genocided entire tribes, and he set a precedent of colonial violence. I will not celebrate him.

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Whether it's jock or lock, have a happy 'Tober

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

Repost with your favorite butt pic 🍑

Timeline cleanse! If you feel so inclined, quote post 5 things that make you happy. -Fabric shopping (going to LA for this soon.) -Rollercoasters -Making people laugh -The hobbies I bury myself in -Estate sales/suburban archaeology

Don't forget to take care of yourself. Existing is part of our fight. ❤️

When it comes to the payment processors shit, where it becomes illegal to buy food that is phallic, we need to execute a Nepalese style riot on Visa and Mastercard.

Corporate politicians beg for money from the Epstein rape-culture oligarchy. Corporate Democrats are funded by the same rich people that gift Donald Trump gold. Do not elect Corporate Democrats. Not for Mayor. Not for Governor. Not for a Rep. Not for Senate. Not for President.

"Low I.Q Individual" (Although I am not looking forward to president couchfucker either... I think he is more dangerous as he has sold out to a man he supposedly once hated. FUCK THE MOLESTER IN CHIEF!!!)

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the advent of private motor vehicles was a mistake which has done untold damage to our planet and society

Happy Hump Day :) (Does anyone else spend post nut clarity judging the furniture of the porn they are watching?)

Tomb Raider 2 was my first Lara Croft game...

300th post: I have never stuck to something this long. Thanks for being here too. :) (I made the boxer briefs. Next time I will go with a heavier material... maybe...)

Just made an appointment for September to try and get the updated COVID shot. I cannot stress this enough, even if you have to “stretch the truth” slightly, find a “risk factor” that you think sounds enough like you, and make an appointment! The risk factor list is long! 🙂

It’s plain as day.

Eat the rich btw

Rate how you like it (0-10) Kissing: Yuck (5) Nipple play: 10 Sucking: 6 Being Sucked: 10 Rimming: 9 Being Rimmed: 10 Fingering: 1 Being Fingered: 1 Toys: 4 BDSM: 9 Piss Play: 3 Dirty Talk: 1 Fisting: ? Being Fisted: 0 Topping: 7 Bottoming: 9 Stroking: 10 Pit Play: 5 69: 10

This tub was twice my size. 😁 (See a softie... Post a softie)

Unless I can see the bottom, I am not going in...