Literally, Tales From the Crypt...

Every day I try to build someone up. I feel like I'm doing the right thing. Say something positive to someone.

At what point do we implement performance reviews for elected and appointed officials?

Wait til he hears hears about Jenny...

I sporadically go on X to see what the morons are saying. Yeah, they're still morons.

I hate flossing. Seems like an evolutionary failure. Like why you do have to go through teeth 2 times? Also, do animals get hemorrhoids? There's no animal H.

The benefits of our meth @hsnberg.bsky.social ...99% pure....

Now do presidential and friends insider trading J Edgar Boozer!

This is regarding my post about gym posts with balls falling out of shorts.. I can confirm that clicking "show less" is the way to go. I haven't seen any in 2 days. Thank you to all that pointed that out. Now we need a march... "No Testicle Tuesday!" IDK sounds good. #GymRats

Elon Musk is worth $800B and refuses to feed a kitten. Probably true. #caturday

I'm not anti-US, I just hate our government's behavior and maga supporters I'm not antisemitic, I just hate your government's behavior and your zionist beliefs

We have to do better as humans. The US is no better. #sad #war Regime change in the US. Undo IsraHell.

This is my congressman. I always vote for him.

If bunkers are the answer, will they build one for every school? Or only for the rich and powerful? Asking for Americans

On the list of best American presidents, Trump is ranked 8,647th.

Oh the cringe factor. What an embarrassment! JFC

Why are these 2 shitbags at a state dinner? 🤬

Yes, bc Jackie O. was an escort. Gotta love the DM www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/ar...

I wonder how King Charles and the queen enjoyed the smell feces during their stay? Probably stayed in Motel 6. IDK

I co-introduced historic legislation to increase the minimum wage to $25. As someone who taught economics at Stanford, here is why it makes sense.

Astounding how many ppl simply could not understand why the civil war happened 'because how could the 10% of the population who could actually afford slaves convince everyone else that they needed to take up arms to defend states rights and way of life' And they STILL can't see the connection

I just had the pleasure of attending @mirandayaver.bsky.social’s book launch via Zoom, and friends, while watching her excellent presentation I realized how much I need to read her book, Coverage Denied. It’s about one of my favorite topics to bitch about, the Health Insurance Cartel.

I used to work at a gun range. 86'd meant something different. I don't work for ABC. Please don't cancel me or indict me.

The origami wars are cruel brutal and endless

This is literally my wife. I had no idea what I was getting into.... No prenup would help me.... but I'd never change it! #LucyLawless #Xena #WarriorPrincess

We have lost our way as human-beings. We only care about things and status, and not about each other, not health, nor longevity, nor happiness. And it is a small group of ppl who have convinced us to go against our own best interests We are not yet angry enough. #Resistance

I'm becoming more convinced that every time Van Jones opens his mouth, he reinforces his hatred of the movie Django. I don't support any harm to any human being but he really doesn't understand how/why HAMAS came into existence. The IDF has trained dogs to violate humans. Do be a Van Jones

So funny that all of these #magats are coming out with "I regret my vote". But no.... "I regret I didn't vote" There's a psychology study there.

For my friends across the pond, what the fuck is wrong this guy hanging with a pedo after he disowned Andrew? I'm confused.

I will vote for the first person who says.... "We need to re-write the Constitution because this shit ain't working!"

One King and One Dckhead

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Sell this stock. All of it. Tank it now. www.fool.com/investing/20...

I get it now!

Why hasn't anonymous hacked "Johnson"'s pornhub account?

What is your prediction of what the Democrats WON'T do when they win in Nov?

So SNAP for congress....got it

Honest, innocent question... why can't I say "but it's not all men". I'm a husband to a wife and a father to a daughter. I'd stand between them an bullet or anything that would hurt them. Same with "its not all white ppl". I'm sorry i'm just not following. If you piss on this, I'll block. Let's talk

I've been an archery for the past 12 years. Started as a hobby with my then young son. I so want to sit on my porch with a bottle of Jack and shoot my GD neighbor's dog who barks 24/7. My aim has gotten better. Dog owners... do better...

Good think she's not a truck driver that is required to speak English. IDK

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Algorithm 1: here’s a user looking at cat memes, food, and travel. Hey.. she looked at Spaghetti and Meatballs… Algorithm 2: I got your balls right here.

Gun violence... When you purchase ammo, your social has to be imprinted or tied to every bullet. All missiles in the US have a unique ID. I'm a gun owner and I support this.

Oh look... it's Trumpstein court

Women that support Trump. I have a suspicion that they would voluntarily go to Trumpstein island for dental work. IDK.